I have a friend who could spin her tassels in opposite directions. It is very tittie-copter-esque. She has since had a breast reduction and this isn't part one of her party tricks anymore.
I miss Justa! I found a birthday video i’d made for her the other day. She truly was the lady of chaosI bet Justa could do it! She could make her boobs do magical things
She truly inspired, influenced, indulged and created it.I miss Justa! I found a birthday video i’d made for her the other day. She truly was the lady of chaos
Did you leak my tape?
I actually managed it once and posted it here. It was very difficult for this grower
I remember these guys on British TV in the Noughties - I hope they are doing well these days.
I have a book very similar to that… see pages below
And when one of the tricks from my book (or otherwise) gets performed… I ring the alarmIt's news to me so no but it sounds like I should be
Ladiesss
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The swan will be a piece of piss if I can use my ball bag as wings.
I need a translation of this Brit-ish.
Certainly nothing easy about flattening out one’s balls to get them to look like wings. You might get some piss, but the real deluge would be tears.
Oh! I read ball gag!
days since the last dick trick.”
When you click the Siren Songs and Helicockters thread only to be disappointed by Astr*s fan yet again:
I know. We’re the worst.
Do I have to do everything myself around here…?*Drags ladder out, changes the sign out front and sighs sadly*
“It has been
