Sir. or Mistress, please fuck my cock with your anus.

[Guest]

Seriously. I ain't joking. I'm begging ya'. lol

 

[lark sparrow]

Clever - any takers yet?

I wonder if they'd allow you to slap their hand with your face

 

[P. B. Walker]

Seriously. I ain't joking. I'm begging ya'. lol

This human amuses us. We will let him serve us when we conquer this planet.

PBW

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Sir. or Mistress, please fuck my cock with your anus.

This human amuses us. We will let him serve us when we conquer this planet.

PBW

It's human?

Eb

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Re: Sir. or Mistress, please fuck my cock with your anus.

It's human?

Eb

Vaguely resembles a troll.

 

[mistresssilkeng]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sir. or Mistress, please fuck my cock with your anus.

Vaguely resembles a troll.

I think calling it just a troll is far to kind but I have plenty of experience in face slapping if My hand is needed

Silken

 

[LC Rough Caress]

Bleh, just toss his ass out of the airlock and be done with it.


"Explosive decompression in 3...2...1"

 

[mistresssilkeng]

Bleh, just toss his ass out of the airlock and be done with it.


"Explosive decompression in 3...2...1"

LOL is he worth the effort?

Silken

 

[LC Rough Caress]

LOL is he worth the effort?

Silken

If it would get rid of him for good, it would most definitely be worth the effort. However, no doubt after he exploded in all manner of chewy goodness, he would no doubt reassemble himself like some Tetris puzzle from hell and continue to bother us. It would be as a great man once said:

"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

 

[mistresssilkeng]

If it would get rid of him for good, it would most definitely be worth the effort. However, no doubt after he exploded in all manner of chewy goodness, he would no doubt reassemble himself like some Tetris puzzle from hell and continue to bother us. It would be as a great man once said:

"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Maybe you could come up with a plan of death by extreme neglect and abandonment?? Or take a cue from another thread and work the dismemberment angle burying the parts on different ends of the earth never to reconnect? Just food for thought

Silken

 

[LC Rough Caress]

Or take a cue from another thread and work the dismemberment angle burying the parts on different ends of the earth never to reconnect? Just food for thought

Silken

Ew ew ew EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!!!

Bad dog, no biscuit.

 

[mistresssilkeng]

Ew ew ew EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!!!

Bad dog, no biscuit.

LOL I am eww?? when you wanted that person to explode? I cannot see how My answer is so horrible. But since it has upset you so i can stick to a sound explosion and gooey stuff all over

Silken

 

[LC Rough Caress]

LOL I am eww?? when you wanted that person to explode? I cannot see how My answer is so horrible. But since it has upset you so i can stick to a sound explosion and gooey stuff all over

Silken

I may have wanted him to explode, but all I would have to do is press a button. Your plan would have me chopping him up and getting blood, ass, and guts everywhere. See you can only watch someone explode from decompression in space, so when he blew up we wouldn't have any mess to clean up, simple ass that.

 

[mistresssilkeng]

I may have wanted him to explode, but all I would have to do is press a button. Your plan would have me chopping him up and getting blood, ass, and guts everywhere. See you can only watch someone explode from decompression in space, so when he blew up we wouldn't have any mess to clean up, simple ass that.

LMAO well if you want to go star trek on him and deal with space travel rather than simple murder and dismemberment, which by the way if you chop up after death they don't bleed as the blood coagulates (pretend that I can spell that word). So we may need to think of an alternative, how about simple ridicule until he dies of shame and embarrassment??

Silken

 

[LC Rough Caress]

LMAO well if you want to go star trek on him and deal with space travel rather than simple murder and dismemberment, which by the way if you chop up after death they don't bleed as the blood coagulates (pretend that I can spell that word). So we may need to think of an alternative, how about simple ridicule until he dies of shame and embarrassment??

Silken

Ok, you do that and I'll go to bed. Night!

 

[mistresssilkeng]

Ok, you do that and I'll go to bed. Night!

LOL chicken

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

LMAO well if you want to go star trek on him and deal with space travel rather than simple murder and dismemberment, which by the way if you chop up after death they don't bleed as the blood coagulates (pretend that I can spell that word). So we may need to think of an alternative, how about simple ridicule until he dies of shame and embarrassment??

Silken

A quicker way is to stab through his sternum with ... oh let's say an ice-pick. That would stop his heart from pumping blood. Then, you attach chains to his ankles and hang him by his feet over a bathtub. Next you deeply cut his throat from ear to ear and go watch T.V. while the blood drains. Only then can you break out the plastic tarp and hack-saws and cut him up and dispose of the pieces without too much mess.


* the ice-pick through the chest is what stops the blood from spraying across the room with you sever his carotid arteries.

(I didn't think this up on my own ... I read a book about the Murder Inc. crew when I was a kid, and that's how they wacked hundreds of guys.)

 

[mistresssilkeng]

A quicker way is to stab through his sternum with ... oh let's say an ice-pick. That would stop his heart from pumping blood. Then, you attach chains to his ankles and hang him by his feet over a bathtub. Next you deeply cut his throat from ear to ear and go watch T.V. while the blood drains. Only then can you break out the plastic tarp and hack-saws and cut him up and dispose of the pieces without too much mess.


* the ice-pick through the chest is what stops the blood from spraying across the room with you sever his carotid arteries.

(I didn't think this up on my own ... I read a book about the Murder Inc. crew when I was a kid, and that's how they wacked hundreds of guys.)

Very inventive and sorta scary.. LOL again a bit more effort than I wish to invest in killing a troll, however I will gladly let you do all those things and that relieves Me of any effort whatsoever! So thanks for volunteering

Silken

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Very inventive and sorta scary.. LOL again a bit more effort than I wish to invest in killing a troll, however I will gladly let you do all those things and that relieves Me of any effort whatsoever! So thanks for volunteering

Silken

You're mistaken Ma'am. I, like Jethro Bodeen, am an idea-man. I don't like to actually get my hands dirty. I stick to the theoretical musings, and leave the implementation to others.

 

[mistresssilkeng]

You're mistaken Ma'am. I like, Jethro Bodeen, am an idea-man. I don't like to actually get my hands dirty. I stick to the theoretical musings, and leave the implementation to others.

LMAO well i guess then i am a hands on kind of woman.. but was only joking i do not expect you to actually follow thru as this is just a lit board. So muse away without any fear of having to implement anything

Silken

 

[lark sparrow]

LMAO well i guess then i am a hands on kind of woman.. <snip>
Silken

Mmm, yes You are, Mistress.

And likely to get the last word in as well...sees Your lit. virginity only holding on by the barest of threads.

 

[mistresssilkeng]

Mmm, yes You are, Mistress.

And likely to get the last word in as well...sees Your virginity only holding on by the barest of threads.

LOL as virginity is a faded distant memory thought would quickly shed it here on the lit board... and always has hands on you love

Silken

 

[Guest]

All I wanted was a bit of ass play...

I've never died of so many deaths.

Take me to your leader.

 

[mistresssilkeng]

All I wanted was a bit of ass play...

I've never died of so many deaths.

Take me to your leader.

Is the leader, and your not welcome on earth so get off