Single Men Apply Here ...

[SimplyMsT]

Ok, I know this isn't a dating site or anything like that but I really enjoy talking to single men.

Call me stingy, I'll accept that.

I've formed an application for you to fill out to see if you're qualified ...

Age?
Number of Ex girlfriends?
Number of them that are crazy?
Number of ex's you still talk to, text (drunk ones count)?
Do you have kids?
Are you married or dating anyone right now?
If you are, why are you filling out this form when it's for single men?
Pick 3 Adjectives to describe yourself.
Do you live with your parents?
Do you have a job?
Do you have a car?
Do you currently have a booty call?
In 50 words or less, tell me why the ladies of Lit should chat with you ...

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Ok, I know this isn't a dating site or anything like that but I really enjoy talking to single men.

Call me stingy, I'll accept that.

I've formed an application for you to fill out to see if you're qualified ...

Age?
Number of Ex girlfriends?
Number of them that are crazy?
Number of ex's you still talk to, text (drunk ones count)?
Do you have kids?
Are you married or dating anyone right now?
If you are, why are you filling out this form when it's for single men?
Pick 3 Adjectives to describe yourself.
Do you live with your parents?
Do you have a job?
Do you have a car?
Do you currently have a booty call?
In 50 words or less, tell me why the ladies of Lit should chat with you ...

youthful
umm...before I was married...or after we divorced?
all of them
the ex wife, in relation to our daughter & grand kids
no
n/a
tall...blond...single
no
yes
yes
no
well lemme see...it's like yanno...ummm... well..."scratches head"...umm well..."picks nose".... I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.

 

[ydahecnot]

Ok, I know this isn't a dating site or anything like that but I really enjoy talking to single men.

Call me stingy, I'll accept that.

I've formed an application for you to fill out to see if you're qualified ...

Age? In profile.
Number of Ex girlfriends? Real life only?
Number of them that are crazy? Does freaky count?
Number of ex's you still talk to, text (drunk ones count)? See above
Do you have kids? Yes
Are you married or dating anyone right now? Yes
If you are, why are you filling out this form when it's for single men? Didn't know it really mattered (licks own forehead and gets out of Ferrari)
Pick 3 Adjectives to describe yourself. Breathing, pouissant, demimondular
Do you live with your parents? No, they died and left me their million shares of Microsoft
Do you have a job? Yes, but will accept blow or hand, and even rim if in a certain, morally casual mood
Do you have a car? See answer a few above
Do you currently have a booty call? No, I always must call first
In 50 words or less, tell me why the ladies of Lit should chat with you ...
Making out my will, open to persuasion

Always glad to help