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Ryan Lochte Wants a Girlfriend! "I Want to Give a Certain Someone My Heart"

Shedding a tear over the news Michael Phelps is settling down with girlfriend Megan Rossee?
Well, dry your eyes, because the sexy and single Ryan Lochte revealed some exciting news to E! while hanging at the Speedo party red carpet in London Monday night: He indeed wants a girlfriend.
Ladies, get in line.
Check out Ryan Lochte's wild London night!

"Yeah, I mean I definitely want a relationship. I want to give a certain someone my heart," Lochte dished to E! News before adding, "I mean, I just gotta find the right girl."
So what's the right stuff for Ryan's perfect gal? Well, we know his ladylove must be fit, has to make him laugh and, of course, must be totally averse to one-night-stands (thanks for clearing up mama's comments, Ry!).
And while we're sure the swimming stud already has lots of ladies in line, he'll be finishing up his time in London by hanging out with his family.
Find out which Hollywood hottie is Ryan's big crush!
"I'm just gonna celebrate and hang out with my family. They are here until after I leave and I haven't yet gone sightseeing so I really want to do that," Lochte said. "I want to ride the double-decker buses and I want to get a tour of the city. I've been wanting to do that forever now."
After earning five medals at the London Games, we'll certainly agree that the dude deserves a little downtime, but don't think he'll stop going for the gold anytime soon:
"Yes. I'm definitely going another four years. You can count on me being in Rio, and you know what? If I'm still having fun in the sport then I'm gonna go for another four years."



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He is! He's got to be like talking to a pile of rocks. I don't care how defined the rock might be, it still can't stimulate my brain.
 
The title of this thread makes me think of Beyonce's "Single Ladies." :mad:
 
Even if he never said a word, about five minutes into the sex I'd have to kick him in the balls and when he asked why I did that I'd answer "Because you're so fucking stupid."
 
He wants his lady in shape, that leaves me out. sigh
 
He wants his lady in shape, that leaves me out. sigh

I'm pretty sure you could use the Jedi mind trick on him.

Him: You're not in shape, I don't want you.

You: I'm in perfect shape, you want me badly.

Him: You're in perfect shape, I want you badly.
 
Even if he never said a word, about five minutes into the sex I'd have to kick him in the balls and when he asked why I did that I'd answer "Because you're so fucking stupid."

LOL Nice!


Of course, you are assuming that would not turn him on even more.
 
I'm pretty sure you could use the Jedi mind trick on him.

Him: You're not in shape, I don't want you.

You: I'm in perfect shape, you want me badly.

Him: You're in perfect shape, I want you badly.


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I'm pretty sure you could use the Jedi mind trick on him.

Him: You're not in shape, I don't want you.

You: I'm in perfect shape, you want me badly.

Him: You're in perfect shape, I want you badly.

Doesn't the Jedi mind trick require that the subject, you know, have one?

That said, I would still do terrible, sinful things to him that he would probably really enjoy. ;) At least until I became bored with him.
 
I won't criticize Lochte, because he is bringing us national prestige.
 
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