Michael682
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A checklist for my future lover:
-must be okay with receiving dirty pics from me often
-must occasionally bring me home a red velvet cupcake
-must like Star Wars and understand my deep love for it
-must take his sweet time teasing and playing with my nipples
-must have facial hair or at least grow a beard in winter
-must like to cuddle, though not all night--I get too warm
-must like a woman with curves and meat on her bones
-must be kind, compassionate, and thoughtful
-must be monogamous
-must be able to have fun without big crowds or alcohol
-must have great arms![]()
-must prefer a natural bush
-must want to run away with me one day so someplace quiet, so we can start a life together
-must like my cat (he's a very sweet boy)
-must be emotionally open and mature
-must have a great smile
-must love my big brown eyes
Anyone still interested? Haha
The Force is strong with this list.
Edited to remove lame attempt at ASCII R2 which failed. Heh.


