Since he was such a good sport

Todd-'o'-Vision

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A homeless guy is laying in a alley drunk and passed out when
two homosexuals walk bye and notice the man and decide to screw
him. Well when they got done they left him five dollars on his
chest and left.

The homeless guy wakes up in the morning and finds the money
and goes straight to the beer store and tells the guy at the
cash register that he wants the cheapest thing he can buy and
then left. He got drunk and passed out in same alley as the
night before and the two homos come by and do it to him again
and leave five dollars again.

After two nights in a row, the third night the drunk falls
again in the same alley and passes out. But this time the homos
decide he's a pretty good sport, so they leave a hundred
dollars on his chest. In the morning the drunk discovers the
hundred and goes back to the same beer store and tells the
clerk "gimme the most expensive thing you got, that cheap stuff
is tearing my ass up"
 
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