teddybear4play
better when i'm drunk
- Joined
- Apr 8, 2002
- Posts
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"Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!"
"This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's Comet collided with the moon!"
"Hee hee hee. Look at this country. U-R-gay."
"Bart, I need some lucky numbers, fast. How old are you? Uh-huh, and what's your birthday? No kidding. And Lisa's birthday? What? You don't even know your sister's birthday? What kind of brother are you?!" — Homer
"Ooh, pardon me, 'Santos' — if that is your real name — Bart Simpson — but your phony credit card is not good here. Now make like my pants and split." — Comic Book Guy
"I can't believe it! I'm still not among the hundred most popular billionaires! I'm behind Adam Sandler, for God's sake!" — Mr. Burns
"Step away, you foolish amateurs! Just keep back, keep out, out of it, the role is mine! With the acting and the groupies, and the 'Luke, Luke save me,' with the light saber and the vwing, vwing, vwing!" — Professor Frink
"Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!" — Grandpa
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"This is the most exciting thing I've seen since Halley's Comet collided with the moon!"
"Hee hee hee. Look at this country. U-R-gay."
"Bart, I need some lucky numbers, fast. How old are you? Uh-huh, and what's your birthday? No kidding. And Lisa's birthday? What? You don't even know your sister's birthday? What kind of brother are you?!" — Homer
"Ooh, pardon me, 'Santos' — if that is your real name — Bart Simpson — but your phony credit card is not good here. Now make like my pants and split." — Comic Book Guy
"I can't believe it! I'm still not among the hundred most popular billionaires! I'm behind Adam Sandler, for God's sake!" — Mr. Burns
"Step away, you foolish amateurs! Just keep back, keep out, out of it, the role is mine! With the acting and the groupies, and the 'Luke, Luke save me,' with the light saber and the vwing, vwing, vwing!" — Professor Frink
"Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!" — Grandpa
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