Similes

[de-valmont]

laughing.....Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.


morning de -V

LOL!

She showed up like a pregnancy scare; late but extremely welcome.

Morning DLL How's NY today?

 

[DLL]

LOL!

She showed up like a pregnancy scare; late but extremely welcome.

Morning DLL How's NY today?

"He smells bad," she thought, "As bad as Calvin Klein's Obsession would smell if it were called Enema and was made from spoiled Spamburgers instead of natural floral fragrances."


NY is beautiful this morning a lovely start for a monday
Hows the UK???

 

[de-valmont]

"He smells bad," she thought, "As bad as Calvin Klein's Obsession would smell if it were called Enema and was made from spoiled Spamburgers instead of natural floral fragrances."


NY is beautiful this morning a lovely start for a monday
Hows the UK???

LOL I'd like some duty-free Enema when you return from your trip abroad! I'd love to see the adverts, maybe Kate Moss!



He had less chance of getting his way than a fourth-generation inbred rural-trash has chins.




London is pretty fine today thanks DLL, just finished work so ambling about and wondering what to do with the evening. Any plans over in my second favourite city?

 

[Sulk]

In desperation she kept talking, justifing her actions with the same fervour as the deathbed-bound sinner.

Hello, DLL...

 

[rainyguy]

~ My headache throbs like the endless ringing of a blacksmith's hammer striking an anvil.

~ The snow fell silently in a fine dusting like old cornmeal.

~ The curvature of a naked woman seems to undulate without moving like a heavy sea in a light wind far out from shore.

~ The dark timber of the forest stood like stoic Roman soldiers.

 

[DLL]

In desperation she kept talking, justifing her actions with the same fervour as the deathbed-bound sinner.

Hello, DLL...

hi there Sulk
hope this monday finds you well

 

[Sulk]

hi there Sulk
hope this monday finds you well

It's been a great day, thank you, DLL... Hope yours finds you happy and well fed on the opposition.

 

[DLL]

LOL I'd like some duty-free Enema when you return from your trip abroad! I'd love to see the adverts, maybe Kate Moss!



He had less chance of getting his way than a fourth-generation inbred rural-trash has chins.




London is pretty fine today thanks DLL, just finished work so ambling about and wondering what to do with the evening. Any plans over in my second favourite city?

2nd favorite??? come again to the big apple I will make it your #1 favorite!!!

 

[de-valmont]

2nd favorite??? come again to the big apple I will make it your #1 favorite!!!

Now I'm more tempted than a fat child in a sweet shop, although then again you could come here and I could make London your number one

 

[DLL]

Now I'm more tempted than a fat child in a sweet shop, although then again you could come here and I could make London your number one

touche
I love london
I love london cooking it tastes as good as boiled eggs before they are shelled

 

[de-valmont]

Ahh the great myth of London food, it's changed a lot from those days, it's more like sucking on hard boiled eggshells, marinated for three months in budget saki now!

Right back to work for a bit, hope you are having a swankily fine day DLL, send my love to NY

 

[DLL]

Ahh the great myth of London food, it's changed a lot from those days, it's more like sucking on hard boiled eggshells, marinated for three months in budget saki now!

Right back to work for a bit, hope you are having a swankily fine day DLL, send my love to NY

I will send you an I NY t shirt

 

[de-valmont]

I will send you an I NY t shirt

Fantastic, on receipt I'll teach you the secrets of Mornington Crescent, and send you a I the Queen T-shirt too! (Is this offer not so rich as to make the Sultan of Brunei double check his wallet?

 

[de-valmont]

This bump is less subtle thana teenagers porn collection.

 

[DLL]

The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

 

[de-valmont]

The night was black, darker than the schadenfreude that came with each delighful mishap.

 

[Louise Brown]

This bump is less subtle thana teenagers porn collection.

Hey, you two... Hope this fine NY evening and way-too-early London morning are seeing you both in good health and good spirits...

Her smile was tempting and sweet, like a cinnamon roll... only less fattening!

 

[de-valmont]

Evening LB, I'm just about to head to bed though, I'm more knackered than a three legged racehorse I'm afraid.

How's your evening been LB, and DLL? Dandier than Peter O'Toole at his finest I hope!

 

[Louise Brown]

Evening LB, I'm just about to head to bed though, I'm more knackered than a three legged racehorse I'm afraid.

How's your evening been LB, and DLL? Dandier than Peter O'Toole at his finest I hope!

Sadly, my evening's been as uneventful as yet another Green Bay Packers loss. But I hope you sleep peacefully, like a gentle massage given by the hands of 20 cherubs.

 

[de-valmont]

The pile of work before him resembled a tottering Eiger, all it needed was a few skiiers and he could have sold package holidays there.

 

[de-valmont]

I was in a spot tighter than an embrace from Venus De Milo...

 

[de-valmont]

Of late, this thread has gone quieter than a mouse in silk slippers!

 

[de-valmont]

This thread's still dead I'm hoping it's like Lazarus but rather like Thomas I'm having my doubts. Oh and in case these biblical references cause concern, I'm as religious as Percy Shelley.

 

[Sulk]

I'm sure, as on the road to Emmaus, the followers will return...

 

[de-valmont]

Missing this thread like my toast missed it's marmite and DLL missed her coffee this morning