Similes

His cock, when hard, felt like the skin of a horse's nose.

Honest, it does! :D
 
DLL said:
His fountain pen was so expensive it looked as if someone had grabbed the pope, turned him upside down and started writing with the tip of his big pointy hat

LOL love them!

It boded badly, a bit like christening your daughter chastity
 
When she kissed him it was like being rabbit punched, his head swam like a child treading water and his heart raced like a fox being followed by hounds.
 
The mad old woman kept a home like a half-way house for delinquent cats.
 
When she kissed him, her heart fluttered like a colorful autumn leaf in a gentle breeze, its stem partially broken, clinging for deal life onto its life-giving branch.
 
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth :D



morning DV LB and sulk..... :kiss:



hope you all have a great weekend :rose:
 
Decoration and decorated were out of kilter, like a swirl of cream on a prune.
 
DLL said:
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree :)
Hilarious! :) Hope you have a great weekend, too, DLL....

Here, it's just grey outside, like a yellow taxi in a black-and-white movie.
 
I grind my teeth as my child forces its self to scream like a howler monkey.
 
They were as irritating as a sand-paper gusset.

Thanks DLL enjoying it thus far! :kiss:
 
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well if this aint stranger than socks on a chicken

I have a sinilie thread in the poetry forum like you ahve a similie here <grin> has a great list of similies <grin>

this is finer than frogs hair

moving like a herd of turtles

He's as crooked as a dogs hind leg

yep, this is odder than two left shoes

and rare as hen's teeth
 
When he finally managed to ask her for a date his words made as much sense as an Enron tax return.
 
more erotic...

they was layed into each other like sheets on the bed

her kisses were softer than than a butterfly's wing

looking at me like a flower pedal filtering sunlight she saw right through me

gripping my manhood like a power tool
 
He looked more puzzled than the junior Bush reading Dr. Suess
 
He was so unlucky, he could fall into a barrel full of nipples and come out sucking his thumb.
 
The town was so damn small it was't so much as one horse as half-mule.
 
Watching this thread somehow continue to survive, like a cancer patient receiving chemo from such fine literary physicians as yourselves. :) :kiss: :)
 
Louise Brown said:
Watching this thread somehow continue to survive, like a cancer patient receiving chemo from such fine literary physicians as yourselves. :) :kiss: :)


LOL..........The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while




hi there LB :D
 
Her eyes were like espresso, dark, brown and steaming: one glance of them could keep you awake all night long.
 
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de-valmont said:
Her eyes were like espresso, dark, brown and steaming: one glance of them could keep you awake all night long.


laughing.....Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.


morning de -V :kiss:
 
de-valmont said:
Her eyes were like espresso, dark, brown and steaming: one glance of them could keep you awake all night long.
Very nice!

He knew he'd done wrong; he looked into her eyes, blinked, and panicked, like Ed Bradley and a 60-Minutes film crew were entering his office.
 
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