Silly virginal question but........the "Yay boobies" theory?

[Jade]

I considered posting this question under a secret name but... then I thought .. nah...

I will try not to get TOO chatty (not that I ever ever do right? LOL) but...

My friend and I had this discussion the other day about women's bodies... yea yea it has been done a zillion times before, I know. And the main topic was "nakedness."

Now, of course, all men have different tastes, but, in the end, MOST men, DO "seem" to follow whatever stereotypical body and look that happens to be the fad of the time.
So well, her and I don't have D breasts but we decided oh well. Her theory I will call the "Yay boobies" theory. LOL
What she said was, when the shirt comes off, and the boobs "appear"... it doesn't matter if they are EE or B... somehow, a little white flag appears in the brain of the man (or lesbian?) that says "Yay Boobies!!" LMFAO!!

WE thought we were so damn funny at the time.. but now I am really thinking about this.

I mean, do men really expect all women to look like they do in Cosmo and Glamour? Are they dissappointed the first time they see a real naked woman and she doesn't look like that?
Do they know that a woman can be fit, healthy, and active, and even slender, but that her tummy still may wrinkle a bit when she sits down... do they understand about bodies... that the thighs spread out when sitting also?

Don't mean to sound like an ignoramous.. but it just seems to me like everytime I am feeling at one with humanity, I will have a silly conversation, turn it into something it wasn't meant to be, and go into a small philosophical, pondering mode, and basically well, if I don't take care of it now... I will be in "deep thought" mode... and trust me, you do NOT want to meet Jade in that realm!

I have to admit it, finally I have come to accept that men and women ARE different (I am not talking about physically sillypants!...I KNOW that!)
Women understand that a slender, unsculpted appearing man, may still have plenty of muscle when flexing, and we can still be HIGHLY aroused at the sight... but what about men... do they understand about our "nekkendess?"

Oh, and if you read this whole thing... I want you!

 

[Silverlily]

I read the whole thing, what did I win?

I have to agree with the Yay, boobies theory.

As for whether or not they understand our nakedness, I hope so! I know my husband is a LOT less critical of my appearance than I am.

 

[R Nitelight]

"Yay boobies"

I'm sorry. You said 'boobies', and I kind of zoned out.
What was the question again?

 

[Thor's Hammer]

YES! LOL

"The figure artfully concealed is more enticing than the figure completely revealed." (Thor 2000).

(PS--------we all know that men are easily stimulated, visually,etc, etc, etc.......................)

 

[Ambrosious]

As we all should know by now, (pay attention class) I have a foot fetish. I had an ex once say that with me it was--her words--"Hey look! A foot!"

And I also do that to my wife's boobs.

 

[Jester]

I get nervous whenever I try to speak for men in general because I'm always afraid that some dipshit'll pipe up and blow my theory all to hell. That being said, I'll keep going.

I (and most of the male friends that I know) know full well that mass-media images of women are so altered and manipulated by the time that you see them that they aren't a true representation of a woman. Hell, the woman in the picture doesn't even really look like that!

And yes, I/we understand about bodies. A wrinkle in the belly or spreading thighs when sitting is due to this little thing called being real. If your body didn't do things like this, you'd be a Barbie doll (and no, that is not the ideal to strive for). My ex-gf was in great shape and she had a little round belly and I loved it! It was great to run your hands over and lay your head on, etc.

As for the boob question, it still surprises me how hung up on that some people are. Bigger doesn't mean better, it means bigger. My first gf was a 36C and my second was probably a B. Was either better? No, they were just different and I loved them both. Size is an attribute, it doesn't make a person.

Congratulations!! You don't fit into a media-created artificiality!! Good for You!! So be happy with your bodies, rejoice in them! I know that we do!

 

[Ezzy]

Questions originally posted by Jade
1)I mean, do men really expect all women to look like they do in Cosmo and Glamour?

2)Are they dissappointed the first time they see a real naked woman and she doesn't look like that?

3)Do they know that a woman can be fit, healthy, and active, and even slender, but that her tummy still may wrinkle a bit when she sits down?

4)Do they understand about bodies... that the thighs spread out when sitting also?

5)Do they understand about our "nekkendess?"

My personal answers.

1)No; but it can be a pleasent supprise when they do,especailly if they dress in concealing clothes the rest of the time,(baggy sweeters and long skirts).

2)The first time I saw a "real" nude woman, I was to busy thinking with my second brain,to articulate anything other than GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR.

3)Yes now, did I as a fumbling youth probably not.

4)Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sorry got disracted by the image there for a moment,same answer as 3.

5)Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
still getting distracted by the image, ditto to 4.

EZ http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[Gimpy]

I agree with the "Yay boobies" theory. However for me, I'm more impresed with a B than a D. All I can think of is Pamela Anderson on the Tonight show last night. Sure she looked good, but her tits looked all saggy. I'll take a perky set of B's over D's any day.

 

[wolfie69]

Well..... hmmmmmmmmm

Honestly speaking I have always been a fan of little bitty's! Large breasts are ok but for some deep dark psycological reason.... I was never "that" attracted to large ones. I guess I do fit into the theory though... I mean, ummmmmm I am not going to turn you down if your breasts are a bit larger than what I like

 

[Gaucho]

Jade, I know you've been away for awhile but the good doctor Clozoff and I have already weighed in on the whole "yay, boobies" thing. To make it short and sweet, the answer is Yay, yay, boobies. "Big ones, small ones, ones that climb on rocks, tall ones, short ones, even ones with..."

Oops. Sorry. Some sort of weird acid flashback there.

Seriously, though. We love titties and if you could help Whisper out a little (she even mentioned that hers were starting to sag on an earlier thread), we would greatly appreciate it.

 

[Golden]

yay boobies? nah - Phwooarr, Tits!

the perfect body is not in a mag or on a porn site .. it is the one that is naked and alongside me...

... woman's bodies never cease to fascinate; after 20+years I still gaze at Mrs G whenever she is wandering naked about the house or taking a bath or whatever. How the various bits move, interact, fold and pat down ... beats TV!

Jade, I read the whole thing and claim my prize - so long as you promise not to use the word "Boobies" ... can't offhand think of a word less sexually inspiring!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Thank you, comrade Gaucho. I especially liked your reference to boobies that "like to climb rocks". A boobie with such strength and endurance is truly worthy of our admiration and frank awe.

Jade: My partner and co-founder was referring to our WSTS (Whispersecret Titty Shaking) Fan Club, which is (as far as I know) the only organization based on leering at women that's been endorsed by the FDA. You see, Gaucho pointed out the cardiovascular benefits enjoyed by men who look at naked women, and after enjoying several private "therapeutic" sessions from WS, we simply felt too guilty to keep all the health benefits to ourselves... hence the only public health program endorsed by both Bush and Gore.

Your post was hilarious and I'm a total believer in your "yay, boobies!" theory. In fact, you're reading the rantings of its living embodiement.

Not only am I overcome with joy at the sight of boobies, but I tend to lose the ability to concentrate on anything else (hmmmm... perhaps I should go into plastic surgery, but I digress).

Do I expect women to look like they do in Cosmo? No, I certainly don't. I'm surrounded by women patients all the time, and I'm very familiar with their bodies. But as most of them are old and ill, I'm that much more appreciative whenever I see the naked body of virtually any younger, healthier woman.

I do, however expect a woman to care for her body and try to make it attractive for me. I do the same for her. So the main requirements for me are looking fit and healthy and caring for her appearance.

The rest is lagniappe.




[Edited by Oliver Clozoff on 10-03-2000 at 07:05 PM]

 

[Jade]

Well hmmm, I didn't actually promise a "prize" per say... just said that I would "want" whomever read the whole thread... but since it was interpreted that way... I am going to claim that perhaps I mislead.. and must therefore concede my losses. Should she reply to this thread, I am going to send Kitten Eyes a REAL pic of me naked (if she SWEARS not to show ANYONE) b/c she read the whole thing... told ya the prize was good... hope it is at least good anyway... oh ... and Golden read the whole thing too so I suppose I should send him one too but I don't want to offend him... I suppose it depends on whether or not he replies to this thread again and tells me what he thinks? (AND makes the same PROMISE/... SOLEMN VOW NOT to show anyone!).


As for the rest of you... GOSH I love you people!

Oliver: Your respose admittedly turned me on... so eloquent, so lovely... made me want to do naughty things..... (however... beware about the "aging" thing...ALL women do that eventually!) EH hem!


Gaucho honey... "acid flashback"... how old are you again? Can you teach me anything?

Gimpy: LOL at your post! Interesting point... of course it leads back to what I said to Oliver... about aging.. but I don't think either of you meant it that way.

Jester: I LOVE men that talk like that... you can rejoice in my body any day baby!

Ambros: LOL You would be SO jealous of my job!

Thor: Yes, I happen to agree with the entire, visual/mental stimulation factor.. hence this thread... good point.. very very good point actually.

R Nit: You cutiepants! hee hee



(Okay... now anxiously awaiting a "no don't send me a nekked pic" reply from Golden or Kitten).....

 

[Ezzy]

Sob sob...

sob sob sob...

EZ

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

me and my chocolate pudding have decided...ok sorry, so me and only me have (i have...grammer...argh) decided that women are always going to be susceptible to criticizm. i dont understand it myself, but normal healthy women like myself are not considered to be the norms of society. im six feet tall, and my size 11 pants suit me just fine, but to all of the skinny anorexic models out there, i am considered fat. i agree with the yay boobies theorie, a good friend of mine read that thread when i showed it to him and he just said to me that that is exactly what he thinks. me and my C breasts will find someone who agrees with the yay boobies theory and ignore the rest of the plastered, plastic, airbrushed world. and to all of you, i (being completely heterosexual) believe that you are beautiful no matter if they believe the boob theory. and i know exactly what you gals are talkin about, what is wrong with a tad more to hold? the small curve of a healthy tummy? real hips? im not talking fat, just healthy, as in i eat three meals a day without throwing up. well, im done ranting, have a great evening all!!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh, and if you read this whole thing... I want you!

I already knew that babe, now come here


And yes sort of... I'm not a boob man... but long hair... mmmm nummmy!

I thing goldens theory is true... the one naked beside you is worth far more than pages of pic perfection.

If I want someone naked... I am NOT going to be disappointed when they get naked... talk about killing the goose that laid the golden egg!

As per usual don't know if this answered the question but I did try.

Da chef

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yes, yes, yes..

totally agree. Boobs, ass, torso, hair, face, arms, legs, everything.... when it comes to my bone and finding a home - details don't much matter. Except where you might be involved... or LL.... or Cheri.... or KittenEyes.... or....

 

[Jade]

Re: Sob sob...

sob sob sob...

EZ

Uh oh... May have to send you a nekked pic by default after the blunder of leaving you out of my reply Ez...

Respond to this thread with the PROMISE that you will not show ANYONE and I will send ya a pic as my apology.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey babe....

Jade babe. Why you up this late? Where are you?

 

[Ezzy]

I promise...

that should I be honoured with a pic no one else will see it.

EZ http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif

ps Please don't do anything you don't want to, and no obligation from your side, ok?

[Edited by Ezzy on 10-03-2000 at 07:39 PM]

 

[Jade]

Ezzie

Well, I mean if you don't "want" to see it ... or don't care either way then... by all means .. I won't send it.

But, if you are interested... email me at jada1977@hotmail.com

If you don't .. will I be offended... "nah!"
No worries.. no stress... nah.


Sparky: Well, I needed my lit. fix you know? What can a girl say?

 

[Silverlily]

Should she reply to this thread, I am going to send Kitten Eyes a REAL pic of me naked (if she SWEARS not to show ANYONE) b/c she read the whole thing... told ya the prize was good... hope it is at least good anyway..

LOL, you don't have to send pics! But yes, if you did send them, they would be good.

I like women with smaller breasts. The one woman I was involved with was an A-cup and they were perfect.

However, I have to say just the mere sight of them isn't what gets me. So Yay boobies for the guys, isn't she sweet for the bi's. (Oh that was terrible!)

 

[Jade]

Okay so sue me ... I am self conscious (sp?)!

I just took a new pic of me... and I admit... I don't like it.. not completely.. and it isn't that it's not a quality pic.. b/c it is... but it is just that... well, I think it is the best it can be, and that makes me more upset, b/c I realize that I don't have the skills to air brush... and well, UGH... so I was sort of counting on the "yay boobies" theory.

Does that make sense?

 

[mass2]

I have read all the way to here, can I get a prize? To answer your question though, most guys say they like big boobs, but honestly they will take whatever they can get. Man I have even seen some so small an A cup would be generous, but i didn't care, they were boobs. Yeahboobies as long as a girl has some I am happy.

 

[Jade]

It is dawning on me that you are all saying you don't "mind" small breasts... as if you are "settling" for less... NOW I am worried.