Silly thread. What, exactly, is ""hung like a horse?"

[nasty]

OK!!!!!! I know what the expression means, but, in your own opinion, how big would someone need to be to be, "Hung like a horse?" In my opinion, if you've got that curve at the end of your cock, then you qualify.

 

[Guru]

 

[GuyJD]

Well, I once saw a horse with a hard on and I don't think that I would want to be hung like a horse. The stallion's cock was touching the ground.

Hell, if I had a cock like that, I would have to wear 3 legged pants.

 

[cymbidia]

OK!!!!!! I know what the expression means, but, in your own opinion, how big would someone need to be to be, "Hung like a horse?" In my opinion, if you've got that curve at the end of your cock, then you qualify.

Ahem.

 

[lilminx]

Ick!!!

 

[miles]

Actually, the expression "Hung like a horse" comes from a pre-Civil War practice banned by the Equine Equality Act of 1848. Before Congress changed the law, horses found guilty of certain acts too disgusting to repeat in mixed company were frequently hung from the gallows.

See. You learn something new every day.

 

[Spinaroonie]

3 words:

Oh my GOD!

I haven't seen anything like that since Tommy Lee....

 

[nasty]

Now I can go on "Jeopardy," and WOO Alex with my imfinate knowledge. Thanks, Miles.

 

[nasty]

WOW!!!!!

 

[cymbidia]

True - or - a little slice of revisionist history?
Hmmm...

 

[xlc67]

Miles, you make me laugh till my gut hurts sometimes...

 

[miles]

You know, it kind of looks like a penis, only smaller.

 

[nasty]

You mean that was a joke? OH, MAN!!!!!!! FOOLED AGAIN!!!!!!!!

 

[Guru]

 

[cymbidia]

Cym... tsk, tsk, tsk.

I couldn't help it. I *had* to do it. But i'll tell you the truth: i had look at some digusting stuff to find a pic i could even put up here and i'm *not* going back to places like that again. I'm too little to ride those rides.

 

[SuthrnKit10]

Hung like a horse brings one word to mind ....

Painful! Especially for adorably petite women like myself ...

Give me a normal sized man anyday, leave the rest for the livestock.

 

[nasty]

Question. What's normal? Just curious.

 

[Guest]

Uh, nasty, as I understand it, the normal is "fucked".

 

[nasty]

ROFL

 

[SuthrnKit10]

I think average is 5-7 inches ... but haven't researched it all that much ... anyone else think differently?

Besides, it's not the size of your boat but the motion of the ocean that really makes things rock.

Ugh, okay, that was cheesy, but it just slipped out ...

 

[cymbidia]

Well, hello Happy - haven't seen you in long while.
Welcome back.

 

[nasty]

Well, they say that 6 is average. I guess that makes me less than average.

 

[SuthrnKit10]

Teacher's pet

I've always heard that less than average makes for the best over-acheivers

 

[nasty]

Thanks

THat's an ego booster. OH!!! WAIT!!!!!! Something else is boosting.*Looking at crotch*Down boy.

 

[SuthrnKit10]

Grin

LOL

Just has a mind of his own sometimes, huh?