Silly, sick little monkeys...

[Halo_n_horns]

My son and I were being a couple of gooftroopers tonight, horsing around and what-not. He knows that I post with other people on this site, though he does not know what this site is about. He's 10.

He asked me to let everyone know that he's an admitted silly, sick little monkey. So there it is. He said he was. I'm just fulfilling his wish to get it out there.

 

[Dar~]

My son and I were being a couple of gooftroopers tonight, horsing around and what-not. He knows that I post with other people on this site, though he does not know what this site is about. He's 10.

He asked me to let everyone know that he's an admitted silly, sick little monkey. So there it is. He said he was. I'm just fulfilling his wish to get it out there.

lol

My daughter told me today that she was a dope smoker.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

lol

My daughter told me today that she was a dope smoker.

lol! uh-oh

 

[Dar~]

lol! uh-oh

Yeah I am always saying what are you a dope smoker when people say nutty things. today she just told me she was.

(off topic, did you come up with anything for my poem?)

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Yeah I am always saying what are you a dope smoker when people say nutty things. today she just told me she was.

(off topic, did you come up with anything for my poem?)

Did a rough, but it's not clicking yet. Needs tweeks.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My daughter wrote in marker on her little purse "Kiss my butt Stupid".

 

[TheEarl]

My daughter wrote in marker on her little purse "Kiss my butt Stupid".

So, does she take after her father...?

The Earl

 

[SensualCealy]

This is a conversation my daughter had with a teacher at her school. They talk on yahoo alot with each other and they are like sisters.

Daughter: "I hope I dont get Mr.-------- this year cause he flies off the handle alot lately."

Teacher: "Oh, well either way both teachers you could get are great and you will like them. "(she knows who but wont tell!)

Daughter: " Mrs. D is like a branch of a tree, she can bend and it takes alot for her to snap. Mr. M, he is a twig, one breeze and he snaps!"

Teacher: *laughing* "Im going to tell Mr. M your analogy, its pretty accurate!"

Daughter: "No dont, If I get him he will be a broken man!"

Teacher:* Laughing her ass off to no end* "Cat, you know you will be in my class for sure for grade 8, I wont let anyone else have you!"

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Why can she not be smart and whitty when it comes to actual school work? lol
This teacher loves her cause she is sarcastic and tells it like it is. (my daughter that is)

C

 

[Honey123]

My son believes he is a spaghettitarian ~

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Well, on the more humble side of things, my boy keeps saying that he wants to help people when he grows up. Unfortunately he doesn't want to actually work to achieve that.

 

[SensualCealy]

Well, on the more humble side of things, my boy keeps saying that he wants to help people when he grows up. Unfortunately he doesn't want to actually work to achieve that.

Is that not the idea of most boys- mine is 14 1/2 heading into highschool and still doesnt think he has to work hard at school, I got news for him! I even bribed him, honour roll every semester and he will get $100/ semester. That or I go to school with him everyday to see what he is not getting done!
C

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Is that not the idea of most boys- mine is 14 1/2 heading into highschool and still doesnt think he has to work hard at school, I got news for him! I even bribed him, honour roll every semester and he will get $100/ semester. That or I go to school with him everyday to see what he is not getting done!
C

LOL!!! Nice.

 

[Dar~]

My Daughter informed me that we have to take our little car back and get our Jumping car back. (she had to jump out of the SUV) little snot.

 

[logophile]

My little guy (almost 5) came running up to me the other day, in a huff.
Breathing hard, he hurled himself at my knees and hugged tights.

I said, "What's up, buddy?"
He said, "Mama! (loud exhale) I'm (loud exhale) having (loud exhale) ISSUES!!"



Turns out his underwear were on backwards. Very uncomfortable.
And very fucking funny.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

My little guy (almost 5) came running up to me the other day, in a huff.
Breathing hard, he hurled himself at my knees and hugged tights.

I said, "What's up, buddy?"
He said, "Mama! (loud exhale) I'm (loud exhale) having (loud exhale) ISSUES!!"



Turns out his underwear were on backwards. Very uncomfortable.
And very fucking funny.

ROFLMAO!!!