Silly self-indulging thread.

[Liar]

I just realised that I'm only 15 posts from the dreaded thousand.

Any idea on what I should replace my Guru tag with?

Best suggestion wins a virtual ride on the Liarmobile.

#L

 

[dirtylover]

...liar, your bums on fire

 

[wishfulthinking]

Best suggestion wins a virtual ride on the Liarmobile.

I think I want to know more about what goes on in the Liarmobile first

 

[Liar]

I think I want to know more about what goes on in the Liarmobile first

Anything you wish. It's roomy, and comfy.

 

[minsue]

Lyrical?

I suck at this. I'll get back to you, though. I want a ride in the Liarmobile!

 

[Xelebes]

I just realised that I'm only 15 posts from the dreaded thousand.

Any idea on what I should replace my Guru tag with?

Best suggestion wins a virtual ride on the Liarmobile.

#L

I'm not too far either. 20 posts or so for me too.

 

[Liar]

Well, no more today. It's bloody 2.30 in the morning. I'm calling it a day (why do they call it that, when you usually 'call it a day' late at night?) and go snoozing.

yawn,
#L

 

[yui]

How about -

"Love is the only lie worth telling..." (Paul Westerberg)

Works the lying and poetry angle both in, neh?

Impressed with almost a thousand posts,

Yui ^_^

 

[fille]

Well, I definitely think "Pants on Fire" needs to go on your list.

Perhaps, "Professional Prevaricator" would be descriptive.

 

[damppanties]

"Naked, Alive"

"Housebroken"

"Once a Man..."

 

[SnoopDog]

'Liar..it's the truth'

Snoopy

 

[shereads]

Liar

Trust me.

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Silly self-indulging thread.

I'm not too far either. 20 posts or so for me too.

We're losing two gurus? I always get a little teary when the young gurus leave the nest.

 

[SnoopDog]

Re: Liar

Trust me.

That's the winner, best suggestion, hands down.

Snoopy

 

[Guest]

I like "Trust Me" too.

A couple more suggestions (cos I want that ride):

- Politician in Training.

- Honest, Guv'!

And, my favourite, cos I made myself laugh with this one (sad, but true )...

- I'm a Turnip! Or just "Turnip" (Cos he's really a Swede. Get it? )

Lou

 

[damppanties]

- I'm a Turnip! Or just "Turnip" (Cos he's really a Swede. Get it? )

Wha..??

 

[Guest]

Wha..??

He's Swedish, hence a Swede.

A swede is a vegetable, similar to a turnip. Besides the fact I think turnips are funny (probably cos of Baldrick), if he claimed to be a turnip (instead of a swede), he'd be lying.

Ok, so maybe it isn't as funny if it needs to be explained.

Lou

 

[shereads]

How about -

"Love is the only lie worth telling..." (Paul Westerberg)

Works the lying and poetry angle both in, neh?

Impressed with almost a thousand posts,

Yui ^_^

Yui, run away screaming and never look back. This becomes an obsession. A thousand posts? I used to look at the ones with a hundred posts and think, "Whoa. Get a life."

 

[English Lady]

i thought it was funny Lou...maybe it's UK joke*L*

"Honesty is my Policy"


"...But charming with it"


are just two that came to mind...

 

[shereads]

...I think turnips are funny (probably cos of Baldrick)

Lou [/B]

"Dogsbody" is a good title. That was Baldrick's job description, wasn't it?

 

[SnoopDog]

He's Swedish, hence a Swede.

A swede is a vegetable, similar to a turnip. Besides the fact I think turnips are funny (probably cos of Baldrick), if he claimed to be a turnip (instead of a swede), he'd be lying.

Ok, so maybe it isn't as funny if it needs to be explained.

Lou

14.000.000 Reward for you Lou?
Oh my gosh, I might have to turn you in, oh no wait, I won't.

Snoopy

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I love paradoxes, and one of the best and most elegant is the one that says, "This statement is a lie."

See, if it's true then it must be false, and if it's false then...oh, skip it.

What's wrong with "Fuck me, all you hot bitches"?

---dr.M.

 

[cloudy]

I love paradoxes, and one of the best and most elegant is the one that says, "This statement is a lie."

See, if it's true then it must be false, and if it's false then...oh, skip it.

What's wrong with "Fuck me, all you hot bitches"?

---dr.M.

I like the first one. But then, the second one has its charm

 

[Lauren Hynde]

What's wrong with "Fuck me, all you hot bitches"?

---dr.M.

It's 2 characters too long.

 

[SummerMorning]

DocMab posted something regarding shorthand, so maybe...

"Fk m al u ht btchs!"

See the problem with English! In my language you'd need just one letter for "tch"

I'd type it, but you'd need CE support.