Silly Scene Antics. Share them?

[esclave_PP]

Okay, we always hear about the sexy, the proverted, the crazy, the mixed up, but we never hear about the ooooops or silly stuff that happens sometimes when we scene.

For example, when kissing, bumping noses, or whatever.

What have been some silly moments for you where you and yours have just broke scene and laughed?

One for us was we were using the violet wand, and he took one of the bulbs and put it in my underarm, and I just started laughing and laughing and couldn't stop. Soon he started laughing and it broke the mood a bit but it was still a smile, silly moment.

Share yours?

 

[bronntanas]

Blue kat is getting a reputation around here for weird scene music. For example, one of her former subs once asked her to pause in a flogging because she really liked the song that was playing. Kat did so, but apparently plotted punishment for said request. The next time they met, Kat had made a "special" cd on the computer. It was 4 hours of that exact same song, over and over and over and over, with the extended dance remix of the song thrown in a few times for good measure.

Fast forward to two weeks ago. Remember in the Lion King when Zazu was in the ribcage/jail in Scar's lair singing "NOOOOoooooooooooooobody know's the trouble I've seen?". Scar tells him to sing something with a little bit of bounce in it and he starts in on "It's a small world, after all..." So Kat has me tied down and she tells amber to find some music to flog to on my computer. (It was an impromptu situation.) She says, "Pic something with a good beat." so I started singing "It's a small world after all!" I couldn't help it! That scene just ran through my head at a bad moment and I started to sing.

Have you ever tried to sing "It's a small world" over and over while being flogged and getting a blow job at the same time? And everytime you lose your place or stop singing, the blowjob stops? It's freakin' hard!

But she wasn't done yet. Last night Kat and I had our usual date, and she'd made one of those "special" cd's, just for me. It was nothing but tunes from the Disneyland Park, rides and all. Everytime I cracked up laughing (and it's hard not to laugh when your Domme is dancing about the room in leather shorts with a Mickey Mouse tophat on singing the Tiki Room song!) I got another clothespin on my scrotum. (CBT isn't one of my things.) You'll never look at the Main Street Parade the same way again after you've been strapped to the Electric Light Parade song...

 

[FurryFury]

I had a thread like this once. I think it was called the farting penis or something. I love humor in scenes or just about anywhere else.

My husband and I tend to knock into each other a lot, I don't know why.

I've enjoyed the posts so far but I can't really add to it because there haven't been any scenes lately, just nilla stuff cept for what's in my head, some light spanking and that sort of thing. *sighs* I'm far too tired and creatively drained to make such things as scenes happen and he is NOT gonna, it seems. *sighs* I hate it but it's true. Ah well, carry on with the humor in scene!

Fury

 

[esclave_PP]

Blue kat is getting a reputation around here for weird scene music. For example, one of her former subs once asked her to pause in a flogging because she really liked the song that was playing. Kat did so, but apparently plotted punishment for said request. The next time they met, Kat had made a "special" cd on the computer. It was 4 hours of that exact same song, over and over and over and over, with the extended dance remix of the song thrown in a few times for good measure.

Fast forward to two weeks ago. Remember in the Lion King when Zazu was in the ribcage/jail in Scar's lair singing "NOOOOoooooooooooooobody know's the trouble I've seen?". Scar tells him to sing something with a little bit of bounce in it and he starts in on "It's a small world, after all..." So Kat has me tied down and she tells amber to find some music to flog to on my computer. (It was an impromptu situation.) She says, "Pic something with a good beat." so I started singing "It's a small world after all!" I couldn't help it! That scene just ran through my head at a bad moment and I started to sing.

Have you ever tried to sing "It's a small world" over and over while being flogged and getting a blow job at the same time? And everytime you lose your place or stop singing, the blowjob stops? It's freakin' hard!

But she wasn't done yet. Last night Kat and I had our usual date, and she'd made one of those "special" cd's, just for me. It was nothing but tunes from the Disneyland Park, rides and all. Everytime I cracked up laughing (and it's hard not to laugh when your Domme is dancing about the room in leather shorts with a Mickey Mouse tophat on singing the Tiki Room song!) I got another clothespin on my scrotum. (CBT isn't one of my things.) You'll never look at the Main Street Parade the same way again after you've been strapped to the Electric Light Parade song...

I love it!!! Keep 'em coming!

 

[DustyWolfe]

Hmmm..

The most humorous thing I've done during a scene would have to be when I started playing the song "I Dare You to Move" by Switchfoot after tying up my partner.

 

[graceanne]

Blue kat is getting a reputation around here for weird scene music. For example, one of her former subs once asked her to pause in a flogging because she really liked the song that was playing. Kat did so, but apparently plotted punishment for said request. The next time they met, Kat had made a "special" cd on the computer. It was 4 hours of that exact same song, over and over and over and over, with the extended dance remix of the song thrown in a few times for good measure.

Fast forward to two weeks ago. Remember in the Lion King when Zazu was in the ribcage/jail in Scar's lair singing "NOOOOoooooooooooooobody know's the trouble I've seen?". Scar tells him to sing something with a little bit of bounce in it and he starts in on "It's a small world, after all..." So Kat has me tied down and she tells amber to find some music to flog to on my computer. (It was an impromptu situation.) She says, "Pic something with a good beat." so I started singing "It's a small world after all!" I couldn't help it! That scene just ran through my head at a bad moment and I started to sing.

Have you ever tried to sing "It's a small world" over and over while being flogged and getting a blow job at the same time? And everytime you lose your place or stop singing, the blowjob stops? It's freakin' hard!

But she wasn't done yet. Last night Kat and I had our usual date, and she'd made one of those "special" cd's, just for me. It was nothing but tunes from the Disneyland Park, rides and all. Everytime I cracked up laughing (and it's hard not to laugh when your Domme is dancing about the room in leather shorts with a Mickey Mouse tophat on singing the Tiki Room song!) I got another clothespin on my scrotum. (CBT isn't one of my things.) You'll never look at the Main Street Parade the same way again after you've been strapped to the Electric Light Parade song...

OMG *wheeze*

 

[graceanne]

Um. I don't know about anything that happened accidently, but my smart mouth has given me the giggles a few times.

Once K was walking around the house gathering stuff for us to play with, and I was following him asking a billion and one questions. Finally he turned to me and said "STOP ASKING ME QUESTION." I swear I tried to stop myself, I did, but I finally had to ask him. "Why?"

Quite often when I'm told to blow him I'll blow a huge raspberry on his stomach. The other day I was blowing him, and he told me to turn around. (He wanted to 69.) So I turned around so that my back was to him, instead of my mouth. hehe

I also sometimes get the giggles for the silliest reasons. Like, normally I'm not ticklish, but sometimes for no reason I can find it tickles for K to suck my nipples. *shrugs*

 

[myinnerslut]

my Sir once had me give him a manicure in green nailpolish (niether of us is into cross dressing, it was just one of the silliest things he could think of) to demonstrate that i shouldnt feel silly or annoyed to carry out any of his commands, even ifi dont see the point of them. (he got the idea from one of the items on the BDSM checklist that i filled out for him a while ago).

 

[Quint]

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[blue kat]

OMG *wheeze*

Wax on, wax off... Don't forget to breathe.

A few weeks ago, I made an impromptu rule where every response had to be in the form of a movie line. If I didn't recognize the line, you had to give me the source. Paraphrasing was allowed but no answers like "you know the one, Ma'am, it was the one with Bogey in a trench coat and it was raining." I haven't decided what to do to the person who actually said that to me *coughcoughbronncough** so they've been waiting a few weeks for me to decided.

One of my silliest ideas came from Rosco (I think), but I can't remember where he said it. I think it may have been in Topoplis. The topic at hand was titles and he mentioned he doesn't go for the "Sir" thing but the idea of telling a girl to call him something preposterous like "Mr. NastyBoots" all night sounded fun. I'm thinking of doing that one night, once I can find a truly strange and bizarre title. Amber suggested "Our Lady of the Really Ouchie Toys" or something.

 

[graceanne]

Wax on, wax off... Don't forget to breathe.

A few weeks ago, I made an impromptu rule where every response had to be in the form of a movie line. If I didn't recognize the line, you had to give me the source. Paraphrasing was allowed but no answers like "you know the one, Ma'am, it was the one with Bogey in a trench coat and it was raining." I haven't decided what to do to the person who actually said that to me *coughcoughbronncough** so they've been waiting a few weeks for me to decided.

One of my silliest ideas came from Rosco (I think), but I can't remember where he said it. I think it may have been in Topoplis. The topic at hand was titles and he mentioned he doesn't go for the "Sir" thing but the idea of telling a girl to call him something preposterous like "Mr. NastyBoots" all night sounded fun. I'm thinking of doing that one night, once I can find a truly strange and bizarre title. Amber suggested "Our Lady of the Really Ouchie Toys" or something.

Have 'em call you Mighty Hutress, or Great Goddess of the Hunt'

 

[chris9]

Have 'em call you Mighty Hutress, or Great Goddess of the Hunt'

And then chase 'em around the house/garden/park/wherever.

 

[bronntanas]

I remembered the name of the movie eventually! It was that one, erm, uh, yeah....

 

[BiBunny]

The funniest scene-related thing that has ever happened to me was one afternoon when Master and I had my girlfriend tied to my bed. He was using a vibrator on her, and I was doing something--I don't remember what now, LOL. She had just had a huge orgasm. Right as she started breathing again, her mother's voice said over the two-way laying on my dresser, "Hey, what are you doing?" The three of us died laughing.