Silly Questions....

babydoll2u said:
Why don't they sell winter or fall water, in addition to spring water?

Spring adds bounce to your step?

What do you call insoles that have worn out? Outsoles?

white > red >white again?
 
(for Babydoll -:kiss: :kiss: - sorry couldn't resist. )


Why are the terms 'sunset' and 'sunrise' used when the sun doesn't move?

If the pen it mightier than the sword, why does it need a refill?

Why does a hamburger pattie contain no ham?

Why do we need super models, when 99% of the population can't wear the clothes?
 
If the pen is mightier than the sword,

why can't Tom Wolfe kick butt?

When we lose weight, where does it go?

When I try to lose weight, how does it keep finding me?
 
Re: If the pen is mightier than the sword,

Sardu said:
why can't Tom Wolfe kick butt?

When we lose weight, where does it go?

When I try to lose weight, how does it keep finding me?

LOL...good ones!
 
darkelf9 said:
(for Babydoll -:kiss: :kiss: - sorry couldn't resist. )


Why are the terms 'sunset' and 'sunrise' used when the sun doesn't move?

If the pen it mightier than the sword, why does it need a refill?

Why does a hamburger pattie contain no ham?

Why do we need super models, when 99% of the population can't wear the clothes?

:kiss: :kiss:
 
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Do you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway
 
The one about Tarzan and a beard made me think.

Come to think of it, why doesn't Jane have hairy legs and underarms? :p
 
Why is it called 'Raw Sewage" ... do some people cook that stuff? George Carlin :cool:

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? :rolleyes:
What's the opposite of opposite?
When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"? :eek:
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? :confused:
Where are Preparations A through G? :eek:
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket? :mad:
 
Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators? :confused:

Why can't all five dentists agree instead of just the four?

Why are wrong numbers never busy? :eek:

Why do people insist on stealing hotel towels when they know hundreds of people have used them to dry their crotches? :eek:

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? :rolleyes:
 
Why do they call it the Department of Interior, when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
 
me_akron said:
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? :confused:
Did the government claim it for taxes? They tax everything else, lol.
 
If man was supposed to fly, why don't we get frequent flyer points from birth?

If life begins at 40, do we get the previous 39 years back with interest?

Why can't you press the button that states DO NOT PRESS?

Why do you need to break glass in case of a fire, surely water would be more effective?

Why can't you use frequent flyer points when you want to and why can't you get fries with that?
:nana:
 
OMG....

I've been on the road the past few days and I come back and read these....
y'all have me laughing so hard!
 
Why do you go back and forth, if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why don't you ever see the headline, "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
 
The silliest question

Why??

I have a "thing" about this word. I don't believe any "why" question can be answered without yet another "why" question appearing. :confused:
 
JennyOmanHill said:
Why??

I have a "thing" about this word. I don't believe any "why" question can be answered without yet another "why" question appearing. :confused:

Which Why? :confused:
 
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
 
Have you ever had someone tell you to "Be alert?" I wonder what the hell is a Lert and why do I want to be one?
 
What the hell is a roundtuit? If you find out let me know because I need one for every time my kids tell me they'll clean they're room when they "Get a roundtuit"
 
JustFlow said:
What the hell is a roundtuit? If you find out let me know because I need one for every time my kids tell me they'll clean they're room when they "Get a roundtuit"
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