Blue Dolphin
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I ran over a baseball bat because I was high???????????????
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Stryderthorongil said:Had to be nice for the homeless guy though![]()
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Exactomundosaldne said:Cheater!! Lol!
Edit to say: I guess you had no shirt.![]()
... did not have a shirt... cool air brushing against my nipples... " EHHH... AHH.. *knock-knock* sorry about that, short circuit.I smoked a spoon because i was highvirgin_not said:Just for fun!! Post your answer when your done
pick the month you were born in:
January--i kicked
Febuary--i loved
March--i did the macarena with
April--i played with
May--i danced with
June--i murdered
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i choked on
October--i smoked
November--i yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------chuck norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------Because

I think I've heard this one beforeBeauty1 said:I smoked a banana because I was drunk.