Silly Conversations

[arienette]

Ever have a really funny or just downright silly online conversation? Say a PM, AIM, Yahoo...etc. Ever feel the need to share it with a community of smut writers?

Well here you go.

First of all, me and Abs. (Yahoo screen names have been deleted for privacy reasons)

Ari: Get my messages?
Abs: no, I had my phone off because of my meetings....you always call right befor them, I have to retrain you...lol
Ari: Haha
Ari: Well basically it goes "I hate you, this is negligence and I want to be emancipated."
Abs: what the?.....LOL
Ari: Then I went on a 3 minute ode to my new coffee maker.
Abs: smoke spew
Abs: I think you should post that...LOL
Ari: You need to start listening to my messages (since you avoid my phone calls) just to get a daily laugh.
Abs: you're such a bitch, hard to believe you are not my spawn
Abs: but I love you just the same
Ari: You better.
Ari: Momma S would take me and not even give you visitation rights.
Abs: PMSL!! she would, the bitch

Discuss, laugh, post your own, etc.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You are soooooooooooooo grounded young lady!!!!

 

[Recidiva]

Do I ever NOT have a silly conversation?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Ari: Momma S would take me and not even give you visitation rights.
Abs: PMSL!! she would, the bitch

Damn straight i would...

She called me a bitch Goodness!!

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Ever have a really funny or just downright silly online conversation? Say a PM, AIM, Yahoo...etc. Ever feel the need to share it with a community of smut writers?

Well here you go.

First of all, me and Abs. (Yahoo screen names have been deleted for privacy reasons)

Ari: Get my messages?
Abs: no, I had my phone off because of my meetings....you always call right befor them, I have to retrain you...lol
Ari: Haha
Ari: Well basically it goes "I hate you, this is negligence and I want to be emancipated."
Abs: what the?.....LOL
Ari: Then I went on a 3 minute ode to my new coffee maker.
Abs: smoke spew
Abs: I think you should post that...LOL
Ari: You need to start listening to my messages (since you avoid my phone calls) just to get a daily laugh.
Abs: you're such a bitch, hard to believe you are not my spawn
Abs: but I love you just the same
Ari: You better.
Ari: Momma S would take me and not even give you visitation rights.
Abs: PMSL!! she would, the bitch

Discuss, laugh, post your own, etc.

LMFAO!!!!!!! Abs is grounding you. *covers mouth* *snicker*

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

There have been many wrecks in train-of-thought, stream-of-unconsciousness type dialogues with Abs.

http://luciusmonkey.tripod.com/wreck3.jpg

Rumple "choo-choo" Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/cars/13.gif

 

[arienette]

LMFAO!!!!!!! Abs is grounding you. *covers mouth* *snicker*

Won't stop me from ravishing you when you get here.

ETA:

Abs: and eat what you can
Ari: SIMA can't come over today.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

One of the cutest email convo's I have had (this was a few months back) with a friend of mine

Friend:
am on the fly
so just saying hi
and bye
(and maybe giving you a wink of my eye!)

Me:
that was very sweet...
i hope if we ever meet,
i'd get more than just that little bit of greet!

Friend:
oh the things that could be
if only you were free
me for you and you for me
can't you just hear us giggling with glee?!

Me:
Are we Dr Seuss...?
Are you familiar with him?
He is really good
Perhaps he'd take us under his wing...

I plan a good day
I plan to work much
but then again life happens
and such is such...

Friend:
think work we should shirk
and just live to play
everything would get done
somehow, along the way.

My kettle she cries,
my coffee needs made
I am tired today,
cuz last night I got laid.

Dr. Suess you say!
One of my faves of the day,
which reminds me, my friend,
how is Sam-I-Am?

Me:

Sam is my Life!
Just wish she was my wife...
Perhaps one day - I dream
It'd be like the cat that got the cream...

She completes me
and heals me
and makes me smile
which is something I have not had in a while.

I love her so much
I hope she knows
I tell her often
and still it grows!

You got laid?
Who was it - the maid? ;-)
Lucky girl you are...
Was it the girl from the bar?

I wish you well
I miss you much
How is your Gel?
Please stay in touch

(you got the drift)

 

[arienette]

One of the cutest email convo's I have had (this was a few months back) with a friend of mine

Friend:
am on the fly
so just saying hi
and bye
(and maybe giving you a wink of my eye!)

Me:
that was very sweet...
i hope if we ever meet,
i'd get more than just that little bit of greet!

Friend:
oh the things that could be
if only you were free
me for you and you for me
can't you just hear us giggling with glee?!

Me:
Are we Dr Seuss...?
Are you familiar with him?
He is really good
Perhaps he'd take us under his wing...

I plan a good day
I plan to work much
but then again life happens
and such is such...

Friend:
think work we should shirk
and just live to play
everything would get done
somehow, along the way.

My kettle she cries,
my coffee needs made
I am tired today,
cuz last night I got laid.

Dr. Suess you say!
One of my faves of the day,
which reminds me, my friend,
how is Sam-I-Am?

Me:

Sam is my Life!
Just wish she was my wife...
Perhaps one day - I dream
It'd be like the cat that got the cream...

She completes me
and heals me
and makes me smile
which is something I have not had in a while.

I love her so much
I hope she knows
I tell her often
and still it grows!

You got laid?
Who was it - the maid? ;-)
Lucky girl you are...
Was it the girl from the bar?

I wish you well
I miss you much
How is your Gel?
Please stay in touch

(you got the drift)

That is fucking fantabulous! I especially like the last part, I bet you made her blush.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Mamma S is brilliant, wise, and oh-so sexy. Growl!

Some have noticed that I am just a bit political , and while most of my exchanges on the political threads here are thoughtful and demonstrate the very high sophistication and intelligence level of this place, on occassion I've had an exchange that reminded me of the one in the movie "Spinal Tap," where the "doumentarist" is listening to the sub-average IQ band member explain that what made them so unique was that the volume scales on their amps went to "11" while everyone else's just went to "10." It's not that he disbelieves the explanation that just because the scale is different doesn't mean that they are actually louder - he absolutely can't comprehend it!

It is rare here, but when it happens - those are silly conversations.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

silly is good.
I recommend it.

 

[Honey123]

I don't keep my conversations for obvious reasons, but I used to have the most craziest, silliest, funniest ones with Evil Alpaca...some to the point where I'd actually be tearing up... belly hurting, face hurting from laughing so much...and all this in work!!!!

 

[scheherazade_79]

It wasn't really online, but it was between two old people I once knew - Frank and Connie. Frank was a razor sharp ex bank manager, and Connie was a ditzy ex housewife.

They weren't married, but they moved in together in their 80s, because Connie got her cataracts done at the same time as Frank had his hip replacement, so they lived together to keep an eye on each other.

Frank: What do you think of the new vicar, then?
Connie: He seems quite nice.
Frank: Oh, he is. A very nice boy...
Connie: I know he's a nice boy, Frank. Just yesterday I was talking to him.
Frank: Not 'nice' in that sense. I mean he's one of them.
Connie: One of who?
Frank: You know, batting for the other side.
Connie: No, I don't know what you mean, Frank.
Frank: He likes MEN!

* LONG PAUSE*​

Connie: Don't be so silly, Frank! What on earth's the point in that????

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Conversation snippet:

Dad, getting son ready for weekly bath... he only does it once a week, on Friday nights, when Mom is teaching a class...

"Son, why do you have on five pairs of underwear?"

"Because mom told me last week... you're supposed to put a new pair on every day."

Swear to god.

True story.

 

[arienette]

Conversation snippet:

Dad, getting son ready for weekly bath... he only does it once a week, on Friday nights, when Mom is teaching a class...

"Son, why do you have on five pairs of underwear?"

"Because mom told me last week... you're supposed to put a new pair on every day."

Swear to god.

True story.

Oh my god, that is cute!!!

 

[Goldie Munro]

Silly conversations? I have them all the time and they are usually of my own making!

 

[S-Des]

Oh my god, that is cute!!!

I can beat it (but just barely). I took my daughter to the zoo when she was 4. It rained on us as we were leaving and it was really cold, so when we got to the truck I had to change her clothes in the front seat (quite a tough maneuver in a Ford Ranger). Unbeknownst to me, I didn't have the lock on my cell phone on and when I leaned over, it dialed the last person I spoke with (a woman whose band I do sound for). This is the conversation she heard . . .

"Sweetheart, just stand up and lean against the dashboard."
"Daddy, why do I have to take my pants off?"

My friend immediately called me back in shock. It took 20 minutes to convince her not to call the authorities on me. Now she tells everyone that I'm the best dad she's ever seen, but it taught me a valuable lesson about making sure the cell phone's number pad is locked. Sometimes conversations with a little one are very easy to misinterperet. They are almost always silly.

 

[Guest]

 

[Just-Legal]

This is known between me and my fiance as the "you eejit!" conversation:

Helen: mmm... buttered crackers...
Helen: eww, ok, that one tasted like soap
Helen: and why does your icon thingie keep changin?
Fiance: cos i click a button an change the piccie when i think it's not cute enough
Fiance: soap???
Helen: yeah, soap
Helen: Bleh
Helen: Can't tell if its ma tea or the crackers but bleah
Helen: was the crackers, the tea's fine
Helen: *shruggage*
Helen: Oh, and I just found my favourite phrase of the hour - "You unmitigated bastard!"
Fiance: me is a what-a who not bastard?
Helen: noooo
Helen: Just in general
Helen: I'm keeping it for those times I am frustrated
Fiance: hehehe
Fiance: i worry about the soap biscweets tho
Helen:*smacks head off desk* I know why the last ones were soapy!
Helen: Mum cleaned the butchers block!
Fiance: erm....
Helen: The wooden thing we use for bread?
Fiance: my brains being slow so i'm not understandin
Helen: and the first two crackers I buttered were on the block
Fiance: did yoo put em o it
Helen: then the rest were stacked
Fiance: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Fiance: so the ones at the bottom were soapi
Fiance: brain worksz
Helen: Which would be why the peice of paper next to it said "Don't use me" I suppose... *headdesk* One day I'll learn...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Alessia Brio: b
Nirvana: wb
Alessia Brio: ty
Nirvana: yw
Alessia Brio: ILY
Nirvana: vm
Nirvana: aysh?
Alessia Brio: y
Nirvana: Its
Alessia Brio: oc

And it makes perfect sense to us

 

[Belegon]

Alessia Brio: b
Nirvana: wb
Alessia Brio: ty
Nirvana: yw
Alessia Brio: ILY
Nirvana: vm
Nirvana: aysh?
Alessia Brio: y
Nirvana: Its
Alessia Brio: oc

And it makes perfect sense to us

yeah, that sounds like a normal Imp-versation...

 

[arienette]

Ari: Man I love you.
Nirvana: Woman, Darling
Nirvana: and I love you too
Nirvana: In a purely mother daughter way
Ari: Well of course.
Nirvana: Considering Lit, that might be kinky too

&

Ari: I got crickets today!
Nirvana: crickets?
Ari Yes, for my frogs.
Nirvana: those little insects with the feelers and slingshot legs??
Nirvana: Are you out of your mind?? You do know you're not bringing them into my house?... I'll wet myself if i had to deal with one of those up close and personal
Ari: Hey, froggies need to eat too!
Ari: And my froggies will not be shunned. You must love them as if they were your own.
Ari: However, watching froggies fly out of a vagina would be really neat.
Nirvana: Froggies will eat vegetarian gourmet in London
Nirvana: and you will not allow them anywhere near a vagina
Ari: You're not going near my frogs.
Nirvana: you're not going near my vagina!
Nirvana: They'll die and people will ask what happened..."Yeah, Nirvana tried feeding them tofu"
Ari I wouldn't want to, thanks!
Nirvana: Tofu
Nirvana: yuck

 

[cloudy]

Abs and I have no conversations that don't turn silly at some point. I think we have our own language...I pity anyone else that even tried to understand.

 

[Guest]

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Nirvana: "Morning Sweetheart,... I have a very important question for you... why did the lesbian cross the road?"

Femininity: *sits up* "WHICH lesbian??"