EmeraldKitten
Sweet & Twisted
- Joined
- Feb 22, 2004
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Me: I'll brb, gonna go make some coffee.
Friend: It better be decaf, missy.
Me: Oh, it will be... *innocent stare*
Friend: You, my dear, are a liar.
Me: Never! How dare you!
F: Look, you shouldn't be drinking caffeine! You know it, and I know it. That's bad. Your ticker!
Me: But... it's just a little.. okay, look, I'll use half decaf, half regular.
F: Your blood pressure doesn't like caffeine. Neither does your ticker. The doctor said no.
Me: But I just want a little.. god I need a fix!
F: Fuckin' addict. lol.
Me: Just a drop man.. come on.. just a little taste.. *the shakes start*
F: You're ridiculous, lol. I'm only looking out for your health.
Me: Yeah, I know.
You're sweet... and I hate to say this, but...
F: But what?
Me: I'm going downstairs to brew some coffee. Real coffee. Not that decaf bullshit. Must have caffeine..... want caffeine.... going to drink it because I want it and I deserve it and it is my right as a woman to drink some goddamn regular fucking coffee!!!!! *Sweet smile*
(Yeah, that was right after they had to call the squad on me at work, my blood pressure was 190/100, yadda yadda, LOL. I was in the midst of some hardcore caffeine withdrawls... I was tired for almost 3 weeks... plus the blood pressure medicine makes me tired anyways..
I just wanted a little bit. My sweet, dear, concerned friend just didn't understand.
)
Friend: It better be decaf, missy.
Me: Oh, it will be... *innocent stare*
Friend: You, my dear, are a liar.
Me: Never! How dare you!
F: Look, you shouldn't be drinking caffeine! You know it, and I know it. That's bad. Your ticker!
Me: But... it's just a little.. okay, look, I'll use half decaf, half regular.
F: Your blood pressure doesn't like caffeine. Neither does your ticker. The doctor said no.
Me: But I just want a little.. god I need a fix!
F: Fuckin' addict. lol.
Me: Just a drop man.. come on.. just a little taste.. *the shakes start*
F: You're ridiculous, lol. I'm only looking out for your health.
Me: Yeah, I know.
You're sweet... and I hate to say this, but...F: But what?
Me: I'm going downstairs to brew some coffee. Real coffee. Not that decaf bullshit. Must have caffeine..... want caffeine.... going to drink it because I want it and I deserve it and it is my right as a woman to drink some goddamn regular fucking coffee!!!!! *Sweet smile*
(Yeah, that was right after they had to call the squad on me at work, my blood pressure was 190/100, yadda yadda, LOL. I was in the midst of some hardcore caffeine withdrawls... I was tired for almost 3 weeks... plus the blood pressure medicine makes me tired anyways..
I just wanted a little bit. My sweet, dear, concerned friend just didn't understand.
)
