Phoenyx
Yes i'm back
- Joined
- Oct 8, 2001
- Posts
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Your whole wardrobe is Austin 3:16 shirts.
You went and bought a computer and a connection to the internet just to get wrestling news and say you're not a mark.
When Hulk Hogan started the nWo you traded in your vitamins for a black marker to color all of your Hulk Hogan merchandise Black representing the nWo.
You make signs to hold up in front of your television screen while watching Raw is War.
You wonder if somehow Kane is gonna beat the Hardy Boys.
You're glad there were 15 minutes left before Survivor Series '97 should have been over because you got to take off your Bret Hart shirt, home made costume Bret Hart glasses, go up to your room take down your twenty Bret Hart posters, put away your Bret Hart figures, and still have the time to ask yourself, I thought Bret was a good wrestler but he submitted to the sharpshooter.
When you walk into a room, you get your tape player out and play your favorite wrestlers theme song and give proper introductions to yourself before walking into the room.
You bought a second house just so you could enter another time to win the Steve Austin truck.
Your Christmas list contained everything in the WWF catolog.
Every week on Raw is War you get real mad during a match due to the power going out. Later you find out this is Kane.
When provoked, you give your tormentor the Stone Cold "rolling FU fingers."
You finish sentences by saying, "and that's the bottom line!"
Whenever you see a fight, you scream "ECW! ECW! ECW!"
You legitmately feel sorry for the Undertaker because you believe that he is really fighting his brother, his parents really died and he was betrayed by his lifelong friend, Paul Bearer.
You have no idea why Pat Patterson sucks, after all, he was the first Intercontinental Champion! (insert Al Snow joke here).
You wonder whatever happened to Dr. Isaac Yankem DDS, Oz, Diamond Studd, Mean Mark, Avatar, Leif Cassidy, and Papa Shango.
You think that there have been multiple Ultimate Warriors.
You see a "good guy" and a "bad guy" hanging out together and you ask them why.
You cried during Shawn Michaels speech where he said that he lost his smile.
You voted for Bob Backlund during the Presidential elections.
When Hall "takes a survey" you say the words NWO at home with him, then cheer.
You wait to hear how the crowd reacts to a wrestler before you react (cheer/ boo).
You look on a map for Dudleyville.
You think you can actually smell what 'The Rock' is cooking...and you like it.
You wonder how many years of bad luck Steve Austin has due to the start of his theme music.
Every time someone brings up the subject of Macho Man and Elizabeth you respond "Dammit, I don't hear you!! They are still married!!"
You think the reforming of the Four Horsemen without Flair is a good idea.
You're still waiting for Koko B. Ware, The Brooklyn Brawler, and Hillbilly Jim to all get their respective shots at the WWF Title.
When Triple H asks "Are you ready?!?!", you say "No" and ask for more time.
You can actually list all 1,000 of Dean Malenko's holds.
You answer the phone with "Hey yo."
You went and bought a computer and a connection to the internet just to get wrestling news and say you're not a mark.
When Hulk Hogan started the nWo you traded in your vitamins for a black marker to color all of your Hulk Hogan merchandise Black representing the nWo.
You make signs to hold up in front of your television screen while watching Raw is War.
You wonder if somehow Kane is gonna beat the Hardy Boys.
You're glad there were 15 minutes left before Survivor Series '97 should have been over because you got to take off your Bret Hart shirt, home made costume Bret Hart glasses, go up to your room take down your twenty Bret Hart posters, put away your Bret Hart figures, and still have the time to ask yourself, I thought Bret was a good wrestler but he submitted to the sharpshooter.
When you walk into a room, you get your tape player out and play your favorite wrestlers theme song and give proper introductions to yourself before walking into the room.
You bought a second house just so you could enter another time to win the Steve Austin truck.
Your Christmas list contained everything in the WWF catolog.
Every week on Raw is War you get real mad during a match due to the power going out. Later you find out this is Kane.
When provoked, you give your tormentor the Stone Cold "rolling FU fingers."
You finish sentences by saying, "and that's the bottom line!"
Whenever you see a fight, you scream "ECW! ECW! ECW!"
You legitmately feel sorry for the Undertaker because you believe that he is really fighting his brother, his parents really died and he was betrayed by his lifelong friend, Paul Bearer.
You have no idea why Pat Patterson sucks, after all, he was the first Intercontinental Champion! (insert Al Snow joke here).
You wonder whatever happened to Dr. Isaac Yankem DDS, Oz, Diamond Studd, Mean Mark, Avatar, Leif Cassidy, and Papa Shango.
You think that there have been multiple Ultimate Warriors.
You see a "good guy" and a "bad guy" hanging out together and you ask them why.
You cried during Shawn Michaels speech where he said that he lost his smile.
You voted for Bob Backlund during the Presidential elections.
When Hall "takes a survey" you say the words NWO at home with him, then cheer.
You wait to hear how the crowd reacts to a wrestler before you react (cheer/ boo).
You look on a map for Dudleyville.
You think you can actually smell what 'The Rock' is cooking...and you like it.
You wonder how many years of bad luck Steve Austin has due to the start of his theme music.
Every time someone brings up the subject of Macho Man and Elizabeth you respond "Dammit, I don't hear you!! They are still married!!"
You think the reforming of the Four Horsemen without Flair is a good idea.
You're still waiting for Koko B. Ware, The Brooklyn Brawler, and Hillbilly Jim to all get their respective shots at the WWF Title.
When Triple H asks "Are you ready?!?!", you say "No" and ask for more time.
You can actually list all 1,000 of Dean Malenko's holds.
You answer the phone with "Hey yo."
