Sign up sheet for a random message

I’m in but I get a lot of messages so…
You have to respond quickly and want to maintain a convo. Can’t tolerate people who take like 10 minutes between each message
And you gotta have a nice pickup line. Super into girls and I want to lick pussy!
 
This is a bullshit thread. Has anyone ever gotten a random message from asking for one? I haven't...
 
I'm open to getting a dm but here are the qualifications

1. Scroll through my post history so you know who you are talking to. Tailor your message to me.
2. Be articulate
3. Trump supporters and sympathizers need not apply
4. I will not reply to one word/few words or one sentence message.

Good luck
 
I'm open to getting a dm but here are the qualifications

1. Scroll through my post history so you know who you are talking to. Tailor your message to me.
2. Be articulate
3. Trump supporters and sympathizers need not apply
4. I will not reply to one word/few words or one sentence message.

Good luck
TDS
 
I'm open to getting a dm but here are the qualifications

1. Scroll through my post history so you know who you are talking to. Tailor your message to me.
I did. I know, for example, that you will send a random PM on you find the person interesting. ;)
 
I signed up weeks ago and have not...it was Dec 6...
I was on the very first page of this thread.
It didn't exactly work right away.
A couple weeks is not a long time to wait for this thread.
I have gotten a couple messages over the years from this thread, but few and far between.
My suggestion for this thread is to just toss your hat into the ring but don't expect results.
You're a random draw in a large thread with a lot of others posting.
Just keep putting yourself out there every couple pages.
You're trying to roll a nat 20. :p
 
Hey all,
Been user for awhile but mostly on the chat room rather than here! Almost 50 guy, married and looking for something a little extra. Random works well for me but just to advise I am straight NOT bi or curious putting that out there so no one wastes their valuable time.

Happily Chat about sex (obviously) but also a nerd so hit me in the sci-fis too if you like.
 
I would like a new friend for 2025.

I am a total catch (might be a lie), sports fan, data nerd, sarcastic, nearly two metres tall, shamelessly perverse with a quirky turn of phrase - you have to be memorable right?

You never know, get to know me. You might just like what you find.

Happy New Year all
 
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