*sigh*

[FatDino]

No, that was Zorba

Oh good, so that means he isn't Muslim.

That was an agent of the Catholic Church. A Persian one.

Did he quote Paul too?

 

[cloudy]

Oh good, so that means he isn't Muslim.


Did he quote Paul too?

No, some Ghost guy.

 

[Remec]

is it Istanbul or Constantinople?

Yes.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, some Ghost guy.

Ludicrous the Impaler.

 

[rgraham666]

is it Istanbul or Constantinople?

Which leads us, of course, to this.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ludicrous the Impaler.

I love you, Abs. I love you even more than the apostle Ghost Impaler.

 

[FatDino]

No, some Ghost guy.

Yea, cuz all philosophers quoted from movies.

 

[Remec]

Ludicrous the Impaler.

I know him, he runs this little shishkabob place. Has killer gyros too.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I love you, Abs. I love you even more than the apostle Ghost Impaler.

I used to be a WITCH hunter in the dark ages,you know, before electricity was invented and candles were made from human fingers.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I know him, he runs this little shishkabob place. Has killer gyros too.

It all comes back to the Greeks.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I used to be a WITCH hunter in the dark ages,you know, before electricity was invented and candles were made from human fingers.

You bastard. If it wasn't for people like you, we'd have had universal health coverage since the Norman Conquest.

 

[Remec]

I used to be a WITCH hunter in the dark ages,you know, before electricity was invented and candles were made from human fingers.

Not enough fat in fingers, ya have to use other parts for really worthwhile candles.

 

[cloudy]

History is fun.

especially if you make it up as you go along.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You bastard. If it wasn't for people like you, we'd have had universal health coverage since the Norman Conquest.

The Black Plague was a myth, like the Holocaust.

 

[cloudy]

Ludicrous the Impaler.

the guy that did that song "Move, Bitch." *nods*

 

[BlackShanglan]

Not enough fat in fingers, ya have to use other parts for really worthwhile candles.

Stop getting all fact-y on us. We hate that kind of thing.

The original pre-Christian Egyptian Norse fingers had a much higher percentage of fat in them. It was all burned out of them in the Inquisition.

 

[cloudy]

Stop getting all fact-y on us. We hate that kind of thing.

The original pre-Christian Egyptian Norse fingers had a much higher percentage of fat in them. It was all burned out of them in the Inquisition.

That's why they worshiped Buddha.

 

[Remec]

Stop getting all fact-y on us. We hate that kind of thing.

The original pre-Christian Egyptian Norse fingers had a much higher percentage of fat in them. It was all burned out of them in the Inquisition.

Oh, well, yeah...I'd forgot about them. I think their diet made for heavier fingers then in later generations.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

especially if you make it up as you go along.

little known facts:

early writing came from the Incas, the name was bastardized from the traveling monks of Bremen town. They stole the use of "INC" made from the berries and mixed with urine of sacrificial virgins. The original name of the tribe was the Inca Dinca Doos.

the Chinese invented noodles which were later changed to pasta by Italian suit merchants that brought it back to Roma. Eventually it changed again when Yankee doodle stuck a feather in his hat and proclaimed it to be macaroni.

 

[BlackShanglan]

The original name of the tribe was the Inca Dinca Doos.

They maintained hostile relations with their nearest neighbours, the Inca Dinca Donts.

 

[Guest]

They maintained hostile relations with their nearest neighbours, the Inca Dinca Donts.

The most prominent member surviving is Paul Inca.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ahhhh, the AH.

I may not have a solution to my problem, but I damned well have diversion from it.

Seriously, you're the most wonderful people.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The most prominent member surviving is Paul Inca.

He migrated from Holland, he was a Fjord explorer.

 

[BlackShanglan]

He migrated from Holland, he was a Fjord explorer.

There are civilized countries where people are still hanged for puns like that. Most of them are on the continent of Greece.

 

[cloudy]

There are civilized countries where people are still hanged for puns like that. Most of them are on the continent of Greece.

Persians, every one of them.