Sigh! I am soooo...Horny!

[John Roberts]

Aww....rats....I am so antsy.....climbing the walls......perhaps we should make this the horny thread......all lusty, horny individuals give a role call here. <he raises his hand>

 

[SexyChele]

Well, I'm horny at the moment, but that will be taken care of this evening. Can I stick around until then?

 

[John Roberts]

Well, I'm horny at the moment, but that will be taken care of this evening. Can I stick around until then?

Lucky, relief in the wings! You are welcome until then but once you are sated......out you go......we'll have no contented individuals here.....only those boiling with passion unrequited...sssssssssssssssssss Yikes....where is the relief valve for this thing.....

 

[prettygrneyes]

oh damn this is my kind of thread,JR woooohoooooo,
I am really HOT and HORNEy and ummm I am trying to make some HOT plans for my special friend to make a special visit to cum and see me...wooohooo and she knows who she is<winks>*eg*

 

[Angelofsex]

oh damn this is my kind of thread,JR woooohoooooo,
I am really HOT and HORNEy and ummm I am trying to make some HOT plans for my special friend to make a special visit to cum and see me...wooohooo and she knows who she is<winks>*eg*

If I know this special friend...she will be thinking of a time real soon.......to have a taste of you......damm it is horny in here.

 

[John Roberts]

I thought this place would be packed! After you leave....Sob! I will be all alone. Spring Harumph! everyone is getting laid it seems.

Seething with heat
lusting in my heart
seeking company perhaps maybe the bar?
ah yes the alcohol makes for willing victims

perhaps verse.....nah....right now I am the very worst...
perhaps prowl the board and find some willing lecherous filly(hopefully my sweetie) Hmm....<he ponders and finds....nothing the brain is not engaged no witty lines, no deep thought, nothing.....here is a thought does horniness cause mental deprivation?

 

[prettygrneyes]

If I know this special friend...she will be thinking of a time real soon.......to have a taste of you......damm it is horny in here.

wooohooooo,this thread is for horney ppl like us huh???MMMM yes and this spl friend is going to savour the taste til she returns back to NY ....<winks>

 

[Angelofsex]

wooohooooo,this thread is for horney ppl like us huh???MMMM yes and this spl friend is going to savour the taste til she returns back to NY ....<winks>

She would keep the juices on her face for her taste going home......So it will bring her back again.........


JR.....give this thread time.....it is a good one.

 

[John Roberts]

If I know this special friend...she will be thinking of a time real soon.......to have a taste of you......damm it is horny in here.

Hmmmm....me thinks you know something I do not. Do tell.
I hope it is my sweetie or it will not be pretty.

....isn't the horniness wonderful.....it has a pleasant bouquet sniff...sniff.....
we could tap into it and use it as a powersource or sell it as cologne. Ahh....there is a thought....a name....what would we call it?

 

[John Roberts]

oh damn this is my kind of thread,JR woooohoooooo,
I am really HOT and HORNEy and ummm I am trying to make some HOT plans for my special friend to make a special visit to cum and see me...wooohooo and she knows who she is<winks>*eg*

Hello prettygrneyes,
ahhh...another person to be saved from deprivation of thought do to horniness......You are saved! .....special friends are nice....I changed my mind they are wonderful! Give your special friend a long french kiss for me would you?<he said in an ernest tone>

 

[John Roberts]

Hmmmm....me thinks you know something I do not. Do tell.
I hope it is my sweetie or it will not be pretty.

....isn't the horniness wonderful.....it has a pleasant bouquet sniff...sniff.....
we could tap into it and use it as a powersource or sell it as cologne. Ahh....there is a thought....a name....what would we call it?

Whoops taken out of context....I did not see pge posts until after....how strange.....so I am safe for now.......

 

[John Roberts]

I am going to step out for a while, the air will probably clear unless someother horny person leaves their pheromones in the air.....be careful and open the windows if too many people come in
spontaneous combustion you know....make your selves at home and rant and rave or whatever horny people do, .....I take that back....a little restraint might be in order and no lounge lizards...the bad pickup line thread is somewhere else. Teddy<he says to the bartender> a round on the house, something cool preferably...to take the edge off...

 

[1sexylady]

I am going to step out for a while, the air will probably clear unless someother horny person leaves their pheromones in the air.....be careful and open the windows if too many people come in
spontaneous combustion you know....make your selves at home and rant and rave or whatever horny people do, .....I take that back....a little restraint might be in order and no lounge lizards...the bad pickup line thread is somewhere else. Teddy<he says to the bartender> a round on the house, something cool preferably...to take the edge off...

Hey after the conversation I just had I am very horny...damn gone...mmmmmmmmm. lmao

Girls is he going to take care of all of US???

whspr will be here soon...

 

[John Roberts]

Hey after the conversation I just had I am very horny...damn gone...mmmmmmmmm. lmao

Girls is he going to take care of all of US???

whspr will be here soon...

Welcome 1sexylady! "teddy set her up!"
Ut oh....<he says to himself>whspr belongs here too... of course what will she do when she finds me in a room full of horny women.....so many beautiful fine women...hmmm.....maybe I should leave.....but I am horny too and I belong here.... of course I could go and hide in some corner......Of course if the numbers of women increase I shall feel a little threatened....."teddy set them up again if they are too lit they cannot catch me....but then the alcohol may cause inhibitions to fail....hmmm....I better sit over by the door until male reinforcements arrive< he waves and smiles at the women sitting at the bar>

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Hey after the conversation I just had I am very horny...damn gone...mmmmmmmmm. lmao

Girls is he going to take care of all of US???

whspr will be here soon...

Hey.. I can be here for ya... when I get off from work! (my boss owns my butt right now)

 

[macadacious]

Just my kind of place! I thought that after last night I wouldn't be a horny, but low and behold, here I am, just as horny as ever...

 

[John Roberts]

Just my kind of place! I thought that after last night I wouldn't be a horny, but low and behold, here I am, just as horny as ever...

Hello Mac, Loving tongue, thank god another man.
Welcome to hormonal heaven. "Ted serve up some more drinks!"

The ladies look a bit predatory, I am not certain if I should run or.........anyone want to mambo?......You know....I believe I can dance with two of you at the same time, I saw Cuban Pete do it at his 72 birthday party in Miami Beach

 

[wildrose70]

Mmmmmmmmm a thread for horny people...what do yu now...just what I need right now....my hunni has been gone for almost 5 weeks....butttttttttt relief is in sight...hopefully next wk...but I think we might kill each other off...so if you dont see any more posts from me for awhile....never fear..I'm tied to the bed..lmao...he promised me a nite I will never forget as my birthday present...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dammmm can't wait
Yes I just had cocktail hr...and that does loosen my tongue and all the inhibitions....like what I dont know

 

[prettygrneyes]

Hello prettygrneyes,
ahhh...another person to be saved from deprivation of thought do to horniness......You are saved! .....special friends are nice....I changed my mind they are wonderful! Give your special friend a long french kiss for me would you?<he said in an ernest tone>

Oh I will be glad to give my spl friend a long deep passionate kiss..yum

 

[John Roberts]

Mmmmmmmmm a thread for horny people...what do yu now...just what I need right now....my hunni has been gone for almost 5 weeks....butttttttttt relief is in sight...hopefully next wk...but I think we might kill each other off...so if you dont see any more posts from me for awhile....never fear..I'm tied to the bed..lmao...he promised me a nite I will never forget as my birthday present...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dammmm can't wait
Yes I just had cocktail hr...and that does loosen my tongue and all the inhibitions....like what I dont know

Welcome wildrose 70, you do indeed belong here until your sweetie comes home and you are sated....then you shall be banned from this thread until your next bout of horniness...
"Ted a drink for the lady!"
This could be a busy place as most people on LIT do not lack for libido.

 

[wildrose70]

Welcome wildrose 70, you do indeed belong here until your sweetie comes home and you are sated....then you shall be banned from this thread until your next bout of horniness...
"Ted a drink for the lady!"
This could be a busy place as most people on LIT do not lack for libido.

Well thanks and make mine a rum and coke please....mine visits are too far apart...lol...but till then I will pull up a stool and join in....dammmmmmmmmmmmmm you got that right...we all seem to be well endowed with that trait

 

[John Roberts]

Oh I will be glad to give my spl friend a long deep passionate kiss..yum

Your passion seethes.. You are an worthy companion in our horny community. Glad you are here.

 

[John Roberts]

Well thanks and make mine a rum and coke please....mine visits are too far apart...lol...but till then I will pull up a stool and join in....dammmmmmmmmmmmmm you got that right...we all seem to be well endowed with that trait

What will you have? Light, Dark or 151 rum?

 

[wildrose70]

What will you have? Light, Dark or 152 rum?

Make it dark please and since I used to be a bartender...if you get too busy...I'll gladly help out......I can serve up a mean drink...and some sexy talk too and I'm a dammed good dancer....after a few drinks..lol

 

[John Roberts]

Make it dark please and since I used to be a bartender...if you get too busy...I'll gladly help out......I can serve up a mean drink...and some sexy talk too and I'm a dammed good dancer....after a few drinks..lol

Feel free to jump right in, Ted has his limitations...but a rum and coke coming up. Enjoy the company.....they can be a bit volatile, we have sedated some them....I think they will be fine

Shall we dance? El Dueno Monte blares out of the jukebox...