Neanderthal247
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Ohhhhh yeahhhhh, look at those nails.
Work them fingers and take it off

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Ohhhhh yeahhhhh, look at those nails.
I don’t post pics. This place has creepy motherfuckers lurking. Or not lurking as the case may be
They’re lurkingI don’t post pics. This place has creepy motherfuckers lurking. Or not lurking as the case may be![]()
You’re not creepy. You’re wonderfulThey’re lurking![]()
Yay!I'll be right there... girl parties are far more fun than sword fights anyway.
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I saw him sing that live, by an SD radio station employee randomly deciding my ex “won” tix, but yes, better soundtrack and no crazy Tom! (Also, never underestimate the power of bringing lumpia to people in possession of small amounts of power, I guess!)Better soundtrack than old time Rock and Roll too I bet
I love all of those things! And I'm not sure what they have to do with this kind of party, but I'm happy to provide the best brats on Lit.Yay!
Tunes
Drinks
Games
Junk food
Super cute PJs
Beauty products
Feather pillows that burst on impact
Rom-coms, followed by scary movies
Best brats on Lit
We’re good to go!
Wow you are a stunning girl.
Oooh…what do you think, ladies? Should we let @Whiskeyjack and his sausage in?I love all of those things! And I'm not sure what they have to do with this kind of party, but I'm happy to provide the best brats on Lit.
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Now, to just sit here and patiently wait for my invitation.
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Oooh…what do you think, ladies?
the cat
I think he is welcome to the party but if we open it to him then we need to open it to other sausages...Oooh…what do you think, ladies? Should we let @Whiskeyjack and his sausage in?If we pretend to hesitate a little, he might bring his Moulin Rouge Blu-ray over too…
@AmberLGreen @DannieB @EvaLane @JustAnotherFlower @MandaPandaa @Ssbbw4u1974 (Just tagging those who reacted so far, but the rest of the ladies of Lit are welcome too!)
The cat? Ask and ye shall receive. She's a sweetheart, but she'll shiv a bitch.
(it's me - I'm the bitch)
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Damn. 7 emojis in a row and they're all of them broken.
What a little babbbyyyyyy, she never does anything wrong, it must be you, silly man.
Purfect kitty 10/10 you get my vote
Okay, but we’re…holding firm on the no sword fights rule! If any of them break it, they can leave, but we’ll be keeping any sausages they broughtI think he is welcome to the party but if we open it to him then we need to open it to other sausages...
Damn. 7 emojis in a row and they're all of them broken.![]()
I have a saying... Hit me with a Clue By Four.. I dont take hints very wellI realized very quickly that if I want attention, I need to be VERY CLEAR about it.
And that one’s only lasting 30, for our special slumber party friends![]()
One of my exes used to say “I don’t do subtle. If you want to get my attention, just sit on my face.”I have a saying... Hit me with a Clue By Four.. I dont take hints very well
Exactly! Subtle is so lost on me..One of my exes used to say “I don’t do subtle. If you want to get my attention, just sit on my face.”
That would get the attention of me and my sausage. No swordfighting, thoughOne of my exes used to say “I don’t do subtle. If you want to get my attention, just sit on my face.”
I love how cute you look and that smile!Happy Saturday!
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