Should the UK be investigated?

[miles]

The English muffins I bought yesterday aren't fresh.

Fucking country.

 

[badasschick]

I think its all the nooks and crannies.

What the fuck is a cranny?

 

[Starblayde]

If they were fresh yeaterday its your own damn fault

 

[Summery]

Don't fret, Miles. I have something much better for you, for breakfast...

 

[Ishmael]

The English muffins I bought yesterday aren't fresh.

Fucking country.

Really, and the quality of the tea has dropped significantly. Perhaps we should dump it in the bay.

Ishmael

 

[Sateema Lunasi]

You should have bought the Australian ones. "So much bettuh than those stuffy old Enlish things."

 

[WriterDom]

Damn, what a slow learner.

If there is a problem with English Muffins, it's America's fault and responsibility to fix it. In just over a year, W. Bush has undone all the good Muffin work Bill Clinton worked so hard on for 8 years.

 

[Ishmael]

Damn, what a slow learner.

If there is a problem with English Muffins, it's America's fault and responsibility to fix it. In just over a year, W. Bush has undone all the good Muffin work Bill Clinton worked so hard on for 8 years.

Oh Yeahhh, well, well, what about the tea????

Ishmael

 

[Synnerman]

I think its all the nooks and crannies.

What the fuck is a cranny?

I thought everyone knew, Crannies are where You put all that slippery and sticky stuff.

Hmmmmm. That gives me an idea, bye for now.

 

[bluespoke]

Stuff the muffins.

Try some Scottish pancakes with Dundee marmalade. Washed down with coffee not that other insipid stuff tea.

And crannies are small openings or holes. Any ideas?

 

[jass1960]

Stuff the muffins.

Try some Scottish pancakes with Dundee marmalade. Washed down with coffee not that other insipid stuff tea.

And crannies are small openings or holes. Any ideas?

Bluespoke you are such an arse!

 

[bluespoke]

Bluespoke you are such an arse!

Jass! Rumours of your demise were exaggerated then!

 

[Cheyenne]

Damn, what a slow learner.

If there is a problem with English Muffins, it's America's fault and responsibility to fix it. In just over a year, W. Bush has undone all the good Muffin work Bill Clinton worked so hard on for 8 years.

A classic.

 

[jass1960]

Jass! Rumours of your demise were exaggerated then!

sadly, some would say!

 

[bluespoke]

Never! The more the merrier to 'enjoy' p_p_man's posts!!

 

[RawHumor]

Damn, what a slow learner.

If there is a problem with English Muffins, it's America's fault and responsibility to fix it. In just over a year, W. Bush has undone all the good Muffin work Bill Clinton worked so hard on for 8 years.

LOL That was good.

Plus, he's totally messed up relations with the French, thus ruining any chance of getting a good croissant in this country for years to come (unless you go to BK and get a Crossoinwhich).

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Just helping....

....were I can,

Main Entry: cran·ny
Pronunciation: 'kra-nE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural crannies
Etymology: Middle English crany, from Middle French cren, cran notch
Date: 15th century
1 : a small break or slit : CREVICE
2 : an obscure nook or corner


Sounds a little like Peep Mans abode, what?

RhumbRunner

 

[sexy-girl]

its our way to get you back for the steel tariffs ... i'd stay away from the english crumpets if i was you ... you dont want to know what we did to those

 

[lovetoread]

its our way to get you back for the steel tariffs ... i'd stay away from the english crumpets if i was you ... you dont want to know what we did to those

 

[miles]

There was a time

...when the whole world admired the Brits for their muffins. Of course we all know Bush fucked them up beyond belief with his ultra-right-wing-extremist-Republican-starve-poor-babies-and-old-people administration by supporting Israel. Clinton never would have let that happen.

Hats off to WD for pointing this out.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

The English muffins I bought yesterday aren't fresh.

Fucking country.

Mine are just fine

 

[miles]

.

We're talking muffins, not buns, baby.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

*chuckling*

I was talking about the english muffins I had for breakfast smartass...long time no see...