Should I shave your cock and balls?

[Pookie]

I have an ax, and I'm quite skilled with it. Who wants to go first?

 

[Tryharder62]

I know a couple people. I'll send them your way.

 

[richard_daily]

I have an ax, and I'm quite skilled with it. Who wants to go first?

ax body spray?

 

[sweepthefloor]

ewwwww

 

[lovecraft68]

I think you're axing in the wrong place

Try the fetish forum, there's sure to be someone there with a "want my penis lopped off" fetish.

 

[Pookie]

ax body spray?

There can be a lot of spray, but mostly the blood spurts and splatters.

 

[Pookie]

I know a couple people. I'll send them your way.

Thanks for the referrals! One more and you get a free butt hair removal.

 

[Tryharder62]

I think you're axing in the wrong place

Try the fetish forum, there's sure to be someone there with a "want my penis lopped off" fetish.

I loved this. Best post of the day.

 

[Pookie]

I think you're axing in the wrong place

Try the fetish forum, there's sure to be someone there with a "want my penis lopped off" fetish.

Yeah. Business has been rough though. Sometime you have to go slumming for business. *sigh*

 

[Pookie]

I loved this. Best post of the day.

In my thread too! Yay!!!

 

[Phelia]

I have neither a C nor Bs, but this thread still made me instinctively reach to protect my groin. Then I realized that was silly and had to figure out something else to do with my hand down there.

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah. Business has been rough though. Sometime you have to go slumming for business. *sigh*

Slumming?

Okay, here's what you do:

Go over to the personals forum and start an add saying you;re an attractive woman interested in erotic chat, incest fantasies, want to cam and want to chop off your penis,
'

Your PM box will light up like a Christmas tree!

 

[Tryharder62]

Thanks for the referrals! One more and you get a free butt hair removal.

I think I'll keep my butt hair but I'll keep up with the referrals.
Do you have a day you can set aside for my husband. He needs major help!

 

[richard_daily]

I think you're axing in the wrong place

Try the fetish forum, there's sure to be someone there with a "want my penis lopped off" fetish.

There can be a lot of spray, but mostly the blood spurts and splatters.

I know a woman who is into both of these things...

 

[Pookie]

I have neither a C nor Bs, but this thread still made me instinctively reach to protect my groin. Then I realized that was silly and had to figure out something else to do with my hand down there.

I like your creative entrepreneurship. *nods*

 

[Tryharder62]

I have neither a C nor Bs, but this thread still made me instinctively reach to protect my groin. Then I realized that was silly and had to figure out something else to do with my hand down there.

Either that or you can give up all your worries and let others take care of anything that is going on down there.

 

[lovecraft68]

I know a woman who is into both of these things...

I hope her first name isn't Lorena

 

[richard_daily]

I have neither a C nor Bs, but this thread still made me instinctively reach to protect my groin. Then I realized that was silly and had to figure out something else to do with my hand down there.

If you want me to spank your pussy, you only need to ask.

 

[Pookie]

I think I'll keep my butt hair but I'll keep up with the referrals.
Do you have a day you can set aside for my husband. He needs major help!

Whoa. I hope he brings a discount coupon, or you guys might go bankrupt over this.

 

[Tryharder62]

If you want me to spank your pussy, you only need to ask.

Is that offer good only for Phelia?

 

[Pookie]

If you want me to spank your pussy, you only need to ask.

Are you into bartering? A shave for a spank?

 

[IndieSnob]

Sounds like you have an ax to grind.

Yes, I went there.

 

[Phelia]

I like your creative entrepreneurship. *nods*

I like your sharp object and steely, murderous glare!

If you want me to spank your pussy, you only need to ask.

Oh, is that all it takes? My next idea was to write "SLUT" in eyeliner on my inner thighs, sit naked spread-eagled on your desk and hope you got the message, but that sounds much easier.

 

[neci]

i'm here to wax some ass.

 

[IndieSnob]

i'm here to wax some ass.

and you're all out of bubble gum?