Should I kill him?

[FurryFury]

So the other night I felt like shit. My lower back was hurting. So I put on a gown that didn't put any pressure there. It was long, red, had a lacy bodice and I rather like it. I wear it very rarely because the lace is sort of see through and we have kids. I looked in the mirror and though, I look pretty good and young. So I went to show my husband.

Now my husband has been not been making sex or scenes any sort of priority lately. At least not that I can tell. So I thought, I bet he'll like to see this. I went to show him and you will NOT believe what he said.

"Oh, you put on your Mom dress I see." He didn't say it in a very nice voice either.

I was super pissed. I was insulted too. Do you think I should have killed him?

For reference here is a similar gown. Mine doesn't have the HUGE boobs or the slit.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007RMSF6.01-A2N2S6MDSG075W._SCLZZZZZZZ_V1108081863_.jpg

Fury

 

[graceanne]

mom dress? What does that mean?

And yes, rip him a new one.

 

[FurryFury]

mom dress? What does that mean?

And yes, rip him a new one.

It means he hated the outfit and thought only a "mom" would wear one. I guess you had to be there. The look on his face and vocal intonation was extremely negative.

He later told our son that "we men" have to make it clear that outfits that go past the knee are not okay much less sexy. So I told him he was wearing "mom" jeans. (Cause they go all the way to the ankles too.) Ha ha!

His fatherly advice was after I cautioned our son about telling his future gf or wife that anything she wore was a "mom" anything. But I guess if he wants to learn how to piss off his woman he should follow Dad's advice eh?

*notes one vote for ripping husband a new one*

God knows he needs to be punished for this and so much more. Too bad for him, I'm so tired all the damn time.

Fury

 

[graceanne]

It means he hated the outfit and thought only a "mom" would wear one. I guess you had to be there. The look on his face and vocal intonation was extremely negative.

He later told our son that "we men" have to make it clear that outfits that go past the knee are not okay must less sexy. So I told him he was wearing "mom" jeans. (Cause they go all the way to the ankles too.) Ha ha!

His fatherly advice was after I cautioned our son about telling his future gf or wife that anything she wore was a "mom" anything. But I guess if he wants to learn how to piss off his woman he should follow Dad's advice eh?

*notes one vote for ripping husband a new one*

God knows he needs to be punished for this and so much more. Too bad for him, I'm so tired all the damn time.

Fury

There are ways that don't involve energy. All you gotta do is stop at one of those gag stores, get some itching powder . . .

 

[FurryFury]

There are ways that don't involve energy. All you gotta do is stop at one of those gag stores, get some itching powder . . .

*thinks about it, pictures it in my head*

LMAO!

Great idea.



Fury

 

[graceanne]

*thinks about it, pictures it in my head*

LMAO!

Great idea.



Fury

I know. I threatened it to a roommate once and he minded his P's and Q's after that with me.

 

[FurryFury]

I know. I threatened it to a roommate once and he minded his P's and Q's after that with me.

Hahaha!

I might have called them his "Dad" pants instead. I can't quite remember.

Serves him right damn it.

Oh!

He made dinner.

Must run.

Fury

 

[DVS]

*thinks about it, pictures it in my head*

LMAO!

Great idea.



Fury

Well, I"m a man, and sometimes we men should stick together. Women always try to put us down, or make us feel stupid.

But, in this case, I have to agree with you FF. If that gown looks like you said, lace see through and all that, and even is close to the picture, I'm there, mom look or not. The way I see it, the fabric looks very slinky, and that means it will follow your shape when you walk and when you bend over. And, I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off of you when you move around.

And, I also don't understand the "to the ankles" giberish, either. That fabric looks thin enough that a paddle will be felt through it, no problem. And, when you're over my knee, because of the slinky fabric, your ass will look nice and slinky too, and a perfect target for my hand...then the paddle.

I asume you don't wiear anything other than that gown, right? Now, that would be where I get pissed. That's strickly a cammo gown. I don't want to see any pantie or bra lines...just your sexy body, in that slinky gown.

EDITED to add...I'm not married. Do you think that had any basis on my answer? Yes, I'm horny. Damn, but I'm always horny.

 

[FurryFury]

Well, I"m a man, and sometimes we men should stick together. Women always try to put us down, or make us feel stupid.

But, in this case, I have to agree with you FF. If that gown looks like you said, lace see through and all that, and even is close to the picture, I'm there, mom look or not. The way I see it, the fabric looks very slinky, and that means it will follow your shape when you walk and when you bend over. And, I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off of you when you move around.

And, I also don't understand the "to the ankles" giberish, either. That fabric looks thin enough that a paddle will be felt through it, no problem. And, when you're over my knee, because of the slinky fabric, your ass will look nice and slinky too, and a perfect target for my hand...then the paddle.

I asume you don't wiear anything other than that gown, right? Now, that would be where I get pissed. That's strickly a cammo gown. I don't want to see any pantie or bra lines...just your sexy body, in that slinky gown.

EDITED to add...I'm not married. Do you think that had any basis on my answer? Yes, I'm horny. Damn, but I'm always horny.

I need someone who is always horny! Boy do I!!!

I don't wear underwear at home most of the time and certainly not beneath "night" garments.

I liked how slinky it was too.

You are right the fabric is quite thin, I could be fucked through it and feel everything but I'd rather be spanked as you suggested.

I think the right married man would feel that way too and still be horny all the time but God knows I'm no expert. I've only be married twice. (Which is quite enough for me! More than enough!)

Fury

 

[myinnerslut]

i cast my vote as rip him a new one as well

the dress is sexy

and mom anything isnt a smart thing to call an outfit

 

[Wyldfire]

Next time you need to do laundry for him take it to a public laundrymat and when you put his underwear in the dryer throw in some fiberglass insulation. The fiberglass will seperate into very very fine strands that will get caught up in the material of the underwear. When he puts the underwear on it will cause severe itching and irritation. No less than he deserves.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

FF... sweetie... I've seen you, though not in a slinky red night gown, granted *grins*...


DID HE LOOSE HIS F'ING MIND? ? ?

Kill him? Probably not. You don't get to red slinky red nightgowns in prison (except in cheesey girl-prison movies). Replace him with 2 studlies half his age. *nodnodnodnod* NOW yer talking vengence!

 

[FurryFury]

i cast my vote as rip him a new one as well

the dress is sexy

and mom anything isnt a smart thing to call an outfit

Thank you!

*feels justified in her reaction*



Fury

 

[FurryFury]

Next time you need to do laundry for him take it to a public laundrymat and when you put his underwear in the dryer throw in some fiberglass insulation. The fiberglass will seperate into very very fine strands that will get caught up in the material of the underwear. When he puts the underwear on it will cause severe itching and irritation. No less than he deserves.

OMG!

That's a great idea.

Oh but he insists on doing his own laundry. Damn.

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

FF... sweetie... I've seen you, though not in a slinky red night gown, granted *grins*...


DID HE LOOSE HIS F'ING MIND? ? ?

Kill him? Probably not. You don't get to red slinky red nightgowns in prison (except in cheesey girl-prison movies). Replace him with 2 studlies half his age. *nodnodnodnod* NOW yer talking vengence!

Well, you sure are sweet!

*blush blush*

Thank you so much!

I know a couple of guys half his age that are tempting too.

Fury

 

[Wyldfire]

OMG!

That's a great idea.

Oh but he insists on doing his own laundry. Damn.

Fury

So when he's not looking put a small piece between layers of that silly flap most men's underwear have in the front. Then he'd be doing it to himself.

 

[FurryFury]

So when he's not looking put a small piece between layers of that silly flap most men's underwear have in the front. Then he'd be doing it to himself.

LOL!

And he'll be itching like um, wild fire?

*giggles*

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

Hey!

Anyone want to share their I should kill them moments???

I'd love to hear those stories.

My husband claims to have never felt that way towards me but I dunno!

Fury

 

[amadaun]

Hey!

Anyone want to share their I should kill them moments???

I'd love to hear those stories.

My husband claims to have never felt that way towards me but I dunno!

Fury

Ohh, I have lots of those.

The first one that comes to mind:
We were out eating sushi and sitting at the sushi bar, so I was sort of bent over, and had a little skin poking out of my shirt, which he promptly poked. I said "Hey! No poking the fat!" in jest, and he said to me with a perfectly straight face "So, don't have any."
I gave him my coldest stare and told him to watch it, at which point he promptly began digging himself deeper. "What? I didn't say anything wrong. I just mean, if you want me not to poke it, you need to get rid of it." Et cetera.

I shouldn't complain, since I tease him about the tasteless way he dresses all the time, but I can be pretty hypersensitive about my weight if I feel it makes me unattractive to him.

I am totally chiming in with the others that a sexy nightgown is definitely not something to be complaining about, especially considering that when most people (myself included) feel like shit they put on their rattiest, most washed-out sweatpants. And the comment he made to your son was just beyond the pale - what, are you supposed to wear a miniskirt or daisy dukes around the house all the time?

Ah, cluelessness and insensitivity. I like the fiberglass idea. If you weren't hurting for lack of sex already, I'd suggest that you buy him leather pants and refuse to put out unless he wore them and see how he liked it. That would make it more of a win-win situation.

 

[FurryFury]

Yay! A story! Cookies for YOU!!!

Ohh, I have lots of those.

The first one that comes to mind:
We were out eating sushi and sitting at the sushi bar, so I was sort of bent over, and had a little skin poking out of my shirt, which he promptly poked. I said "Hey! No poking the fat!" in jest, and he said to me with a perfectly straight face "So, don't have any."
I gave him my coldest stare and told him to watch it, at which point he promptly began digging himself deeper. "What? I didn't say anything wrong. I just mean, if you want me not to poke it, you need to get rid of it." Et cetera.

I shouldn't complain, since I tease him about the tasteless way he dresses all the time, but I can be pretty hypersensitive about my weight if I feel it makes me unattractive to him.

I am totally chiming in with the others that a sexy nightgown is definitely not something to be complaining about, especially considering that when most people (myself included) feel like shit they put on their rattiest, most washed-out sweatpants. And the comment he made to your son was just beyond the pale - what, are you supposed to wear a miniskirt or daisy dukes around the house all the time?

Ah, cluelessness and insensitivity. I like the fiberglass idea. If you weren't hurting for lack of sex already, I'd suggest that you buy him leather pants and refuse to put out unless he wore them and see how he liked it. That would make it more of a win-win situation.

That would piss me off too!

*hug*

BTW, a day or so later I put on a short black silky gown with red hearts on it. Now just about this time I was soooooo fucking stressed out that I grabbed the wrong bottle of hair color. So instead of being strawberry blond a somewhat plausible color I can enjoy in my mirror I was in fact, Hot Tamale Red.

This is a color that my husband loves but which I can't stand to see in my mirror. I feel like a clown. I don't think it's professional. This was a big fucking problem and mistake. I like the color fine on the kids. I once had it for a month or so for HIM too.

It goes well with the gown. He liked it a lot. The gown however has no shape really cept the one you put in it.

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

More stories please???

Isn't this gown niiiiice?

http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/stv/000_2240.jpg

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

And . . .

I'd like to see him in assless leather chaps!

Woo hoo!

And to show how sweet I am . . .or just because, whichever . . .

I'm about to go have "private adult time" with the crazy bastard!

Fury

 

[amadaun]

And . . .

I'd like to see him in assless leather chaps!

Woo hoo!

And to show how sweet I am . . .or just because, whichever . . .

I'm about to go have "private adult time" with the crazy bastard!

Fury

Haha, awesome.


Seriously, I think straight men underestimate the power of chaps. I am fortunate enough to work in a place where men wear them on a semi-regular basis, and... whoo. It is very hard to avoid making on-the-spot propositions. Black leather is of course nice and kinky-like, but soft, tanned deerhide with fringe? Purr...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

and mom anything isnt a smart thing to call an outfit

MILF is a bad thing, i presume?

 

[graceanne]

When me and K first got together he would always blame us being late for EVERYTHING on me. He'd tell everyone that I took so long to get ready and then roll his eyes.

FYI I take, MAX, 15 minutes to get ready, and that's only if I'm wearing makeup. I bathe at night, so I don't need to in the morning, and I don't spend forever choosing what I'm going to wear. K take, MINIMUM, 30 minutes to get ready - and that's only if he ISN'T showering. It's cause he's real slow in the morning, and he spends lots of time sitting and staring. I do not, I wake up and get my stuff done. Pronto.