Should I break up with my girlfriend?

[cg_allstar]

Well...?

 

[Marxist]

Give us facts, man.

 

[littlekateyes]

No facts!

 

[Starfish]

too vauge.


next.

 

[christophe]

without the facts noone could really give you answer other than heads...yes tails...no....best two out of three

 

[Angel]

For your entertainment, be sure you do it in the middle of Valentine's Day.

 

[perks]

only if you have a rebound chic in mind.

 

[DéjàNu]

Dont do that tomorrow please!!!!

I was dumped once on Valentine day, it really sucks... but that dont stop us becoming husband and wife tho

 

[MissTaken]

For some reason, I thought we discussed this a few months back...

unless it wasn't you, cg.

 

[Gilly Bean]

For your entertainment, be sure you do it in the middle of Valentine's Day.

Make it even more interesting. Do it at dinner, surrounded by loving couples who are likely to be getting proposed to, and pull out a little velvet box.

Then, just when she is going to panic over the thought of marrying you, you can save her, by saying something utterly romantic, such as:

"My love, my darling... I want to fuck other people. You don't mind do you?"

See, this will make her break up with you first, thus, saving you the embaressment.

 

[patford31769]

Yes. Break up with her IMMEDIATELY and come to Hawaii, to ME. I have a big bed here with one to share it with tonight.

Just kidding. Either give us details of WHY you feel you should break up, or go away!

Aloha from Patty

 

[cg_allstar]

The Facts?

The facts are that I just found out she won't be spending tomorrow evening with me the way we'd planned. She's got something better to do, I guess.

 

[cg_allstar]

For some reason, I thought we discussed this a few months back...

unless it wasn't you, cg.

Wasn't me.

 

[Monazwx]

Most breakups in Feb. occur on the 15.

 

[cg_allstar]

Make it even more interesting. Do it at dinner, surrounded by loving couples who are likely to be getting proposed to, and pull out a little velvet box.

Then, just when she is going to panic over the thought of marrying you, you can save her, by saying something utterly romantic, such as:

"My love, my darling... I want to fuck other people. You don't mind do you?"

See, this will make her break up with you first, thus, saving you the embaressment.

Now, that's an idea I could work with. Do it with style. Yeah, I like that. A little mind game right at the end. I'll have to think about that.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: The Facts?

The facts are that I just found out she won't be spending tomorrow evening with me the way we'd planned. She's got something better to do, I guess.

Too late....she already broke up with you.

 

[cg_allstar]

Re: Re: The Facts?

Too late....she already broke up with you.

I was wondering when someone would chime in with that. Not quite, though. I say it'll be whoever asks for their key back first. Or, changes their locks.

 

[celiaKitten]

What's this *more important* thing?

 

[Wiggles]

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[KillerMuffin]

The fact that you're even asking is your first clue.