Bert Notorius
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city folk only fuck 'em up.
should all chickens be raised by poultry farmers?
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Bert Notorius
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it takes a village to raise a chicken.
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City people need to just stay the fuck away from growing food. Don't even let them have those stupid rooftop gardens that they have because they want to feel like normal people but don't actually want to go out and be like normal people.
When the zombie apocalypse comes it'll be the Midwesterners who survive because we can grow food, hunt, camp, kill without guilt and we don't worry about the fucking traffic report. Seriously, why does someone want to live in a place where the fucking traffic report actually matters? Holy fuck.
Stupid urbanites.
When the zombie apocalypse comes it'll be the Midwesterners who survive because we can grow food, hunt, camp, kill without guilt and we don't worry about the fucking traffic report. Seriously, why does someone want to live in a place where the fucking traffic report actually matters? Holy fuck.
Stupid urbanites.
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Most sheep farming is done in the west. Brokeback Mountain territory. Just sayin'.
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KRCummings
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The West starts at Pittsburgh
Only to a scum sucking eastern city dweller.
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Ok, those are funny.
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I draw the line at scum.
Bert Notorius
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spare the rod, spoil the chicken.
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Not so sure about that one in the big cities.
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Eggs taste like desperation and fear any more.
Drumsticks come broken, small and bruised.
The animals will win, you know.
Bert Notorius
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every now and then one of the neighbor's free range chickens will wander over...
butters
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that'll be the spy chicken
shhhh
you can tell by the way it tries acting all nonchalant
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My friend's raise grass fed beef.
Chickens roam their yard.
I find eggs in the grass and weeds under their trees.
They can keep the chickens and cows.
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chickens are sneaky
my bf's husband got tripped by one and broke his wrist and collarbone falling off the raised bank and onto paving.
the chicken larfed
oh yes, it larfed.
evil blighters
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i hope the bad bird was promptly eaten. i love how when you chop off their heads, they continue to run around.
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that was the sneaky part - they started off with two, margot and barbara, then rescued more from the battery farm. when those all grew their feathers back, the blighters all looked the same
crafty, huh?
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that was the sneaky part - they started off with two, margot and barbara, then rescued more from the battery farm. when those all grew their feathers back, the blighters all looked the same
crafty, huh?
i wonder if you could train a chicken to attack. i would actually prefer an attack chicken over an attack dog. i've been watching too much muppets. fatten the birds up, just give them space to roam.
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grenade eggs? no-one'd expect that
I hate those. What's worse is that they're invasive, having been inadvertently shipped here from China.
Perhaps Warrior Queen would refer to them as "chinkbugs".
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