Fata Morgana
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Small jockey, big whip!
Short men...
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duranman
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Methinks you have a rather vertically challenged beau in tow! Is this the two of you a few years back?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVyt8ZlTt8g
He's prettier than you!
Fata Morgana
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Fucking Dollar!
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Durex, you haven't gotten to Fat Chicks yet...
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He's too short.
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I can see why he crushes so hard on Simon LeBon...he's SO dashing!
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01668/simon620_1668495a.jpg
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Fuckin' hell that's a bad un of our Si....
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Snidely Whiplash.
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I'd tie his wife and daughter to the railway tracks....
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1742846.ece/alternates/s615b/Amber%20Le%20Bon,%20Yasmin%20Le%20Bon%20and%20Simon%20Le%20Bon%20.png
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It's fucking Poirot.
You're very slowly falling in love with me aren't you darling?....
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It's fucking Poirot.
With that...whatever the fuck that is he is wearing under the jacket...I was thinking more along the lines of the Pink Panther meets Hugh Heffner.
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Clouseau...a good call.
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It's certainly some kind of violent chemical reaction.
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I'm trying to be civil with you.
We can go back to sniping if you prefer?
Nah, I'm warming to you. Kindof...
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Short men have 'little man syndrome'
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Invariably. How tall are you then Harry?...
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JudasIscariot
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I'm 6' ft
'Little man syndrome' is a name given to assholes who are short and give it the business because they're short. You may have met the type, kind of like not hitting a guy with glasses.
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I've had a few of those.
The smallest whip I saw was attached to a guy who was 6'3. Also I remember he was a big dick, just not between his legs.
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That kind of love will land you in the ER.
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I know you are a troll, but I dated this guy who was 5'4, a bit shorter than me. And he delivered....
Simon is starting to look like Mr. Belevedere or Tom Willis from The Jeffersons.....
Simon is starting to look like Mr. Belevedere or Tom Willis from The Jeffersons.....
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UPS guy?
Short is not an advantage and yes, statistically women in profiles overwhelming prefer 6' or above, but here is the secret:
Women do not carry tape measures and cowboy boots add 2 inches.
If you make her laugh and stimulate her body and mind she will convince herself that you are taller than you are. I get "I thought you were taller?" all the time, but only from girls that are interested.
Also. tall girls will cock a hip and lose a couple of inches.
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There's at least one with LMS on this board.
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