Short men...
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Short cocks?
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Mother Nature prefers average, or all men would be tall.
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Or all short.
When everyone is a pigmy, average is still average.
(In some cases, just plain mean.)
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I agree with Laurel, you needing a step ladder for a kiss good night is the least of your worries. 
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5'8" isn't that short hun.
I wouldn't want to be any shorter though....lol
I'm like 5'9.5
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In heels?
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I'm sure somewhere there's a woman who wants a man like Joffrey.
Of course, that somewhere is probably a mental institution...
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he was tall too.
Mine was short at barely 5'7, sweet looking, trouble maker, tough as nails and smart as a whip.
The good ones seem to get taken sooner or maybe it's just we miss them more.
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Mine was short at barely 5'7, sweet looking, trouble maker, tough as nails and smart as a whip.
The good ones seem to get taken sooner or maybe it's just we miss them more.
Maybe it is just the sweet looking, trouble maker, tough as nails and smart as a whip ones?
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Maybe it is just the sweet looking, trouble maker, tough as nails and smart as a whip ones?
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"Short People"
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here
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Bob!
You fucker!
You fucker!
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The new generation are certainly taller. Been around the world and the Dutch the tallest I've seen, girls around 6ft everywhere let alone the guys!
Height has always been linked with success. In the so-called 'beautiful south', ie, London, people are generally a couple of inches taller than the rest of the country due to two factors: better nutrition and taller males/ females having offspring. It's not a science, but the posh kids tend to be very tall.
GQ asked men about the one thing they'd hate: List included baldness, obesity, even poverty...but lack of height came out number 1. Apparently, in their survey, 87% of men exaggerate their height by at least an inch. 36% of woman also wished their other halves were taller.
I personally think, in this generation at least, any guy between 5ft 11 and 6ft 1 isn't going to have any problems socially or professionally with height. If you're a little over that's fine. But under? You have less options and are probably wearing Cubans....
Height has always been linked with success. In the so-called 'beautiful south', ie, London, people are generally a couple of inches taller than the rest of the country due to two factors: better nutrition and taller males/ females having offspring. It's not a science, but the posh kids tend to be very tall.
GQ asked men about the one thing they'd hate: List included baldness, obesity, even poverty...but lack of height came out number 1. Apparently, in their survey, 87% of men exaggerate their height by at least an inch. 36% of woman also wished their other halves were taller.
I personally think, in this generation at least, any guy between 5ft 11 and 6ft 1 isn't going to have any problems socially or professionally with height. If you're a little over that's fine. But under? You have less options and are probably wearing Cubans....
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