shopping carts and children

lorddragonwolf

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This is for all you moronic parents who leave small children in shopping carts and then walk halfway down the isle. In the short time you assholes do this your child stands up and falls face forwards onto the floor. You then scream and yell at the store employees that your child fell and you are going to sue the store.
Also to the parents who walk away and then see the kids stand up and you scream at them for the next hour, um maybe if you brought your child with you they would not have tried to stand up.
Use so fucking common sense people.
 
My kids never stood up in the cart because I always used those fancy little seat belts..

I think they need shopping cart seat belt laws. :)
 
freakygurl said:
My kids never stood up in the cart because I always used those fancy little seat belts..

I think they need shopping cart seat belt laws. :)

yes but a child that watches mom and dad soon learns how to unbuckle them.
 
MissTaken said:
Tell us how you really feel, lorddragonwolf!

:D

well i would like to take these parents and place them into the bailer in the back room and press the down button. however i think managment and the law would have a slight problem with that.
 
lorddragonwolf said:
yes but a child that watches mom and dad soon learns how to unbuckle them.
that is why I never walk away from my son, or leave him unattended.:)
 
A little trick to use in grocery stores.. When you first arrive fill the child seat part of the cart with the most expensive things you can find in the store. Tins of cavier, expensive cheeses, the best cuts of meat, expensive candies, etc..

Then start your shopping and every time you come across some idiot that has left their kid in a cart, left their cart blocking the isle, etc.. toss a few of those expensive items into their cart. :D
 
ma_guy said:
A little trick to use in grocery stores.. When you first arrive fill the child seat part of the cart with the most expensive things you can find in the store. Tins of cavier, expensive cheeses, the best cuts of meat, expensive candies, etc..

Then start your shopping and every time you come across some idiot that has left their kid in a cart, left their cart blocking the isle, etc.. toss a few of those expensive items into their cart. :D

Thats a GREAT idea!
 
lorddragonwolf said:
see there are decent moms out there.

True but even decent Moms make mistakes. I know I did. Several years ago I wa shopping and my oldest was in the front of the cart. I turned my back on him to grab some jars of babyfood and in a blink he was out of the seat belt and falling out of the cart. I never stepped away from the, just turned my back. He split his head open and needed stitches. Duct tape isn't really such a bad idea.
 
PepperminTrish said:
True but even decent Moms make mistakes. I know I did. Several years ago I wa shopping and my oldest was in the front of the cart. I turned my back on him to grab some jars of babyfood and in a blink he was out of the seat belt and falling out of the cart. I never stepped away from the, just turned my back. He split his head open and needed stitches. Duct tape isn't really such a bad idea.

yes but i am talking about when they walk away from them it takes a few seconds for them to get up and fall.


OR HOW ABOUT IF THEY ARE KIDNAPPED?

thank god walmart has the code adam call i hear it at least 5 times a day.
 
yes but i am talking about when they walk away from them it takes a few seconds for t

any mom should know to never leave there kid in a store alone at any time.
regardless of what they are doing. I make my daughter walk like two steps in front of me so I can see her.
 
lorddragonwolf said:
yes but a child that watches mom and dad soon learns how to unbuckle them.

this is what I'm talking about..exactly
every time I go to the Adult Movie store....
 
My pet peeve is parent's who altho good enough to put the infant in a car seat in a car -

are dumb or thoughtless enough to put the car seat behind their seat, or even in the middle of the car -

then park on a street, and unload the child & bags into traffic, instead of onto the sidewalk.

asking for pain, you know?
 
lorddragonwolf said:
This is for all you moronic parents who leave small children in shopping carts and then walk halfway down the isle. In the short time you assholes do this your child stands up and falls face forwards onto the floor. You then scream and yell at the store employees that your child fell and you are going to sue the store.
Also to the parents who walk away and then see the kids stand up and you scream at them for the next hour, um maybe if you brought your child with you they would not have tried to stand up.
Use so fucking common sense people.
The same goes for the idiotic fuckers who wear coats and hats, but leave the children in a sweater. Assholes, I want to beat the hell out of every last one of you!!

And thank you to LDW, I thought I was the only one!
 
The walmart here has shopping carts that look like fire truck, etc, with a space for the kids to "drive" up front. They were even brilliant enough to put in a steering wheel for each kid (2 spaces) Now where were they when my kids were that age?
 
Its hard I hate that moms do that but I know how hard it can be too. I make my oldest walk and stand right in front of me the rule is he has to keep his hand on the cart at all times. I told him one day that it was the stores rules and got one of the staff at walmart to tell him it was the truth (hes only 4 so it works) now if he lets go by mistack he looks around to see if the staff is gonna toss us out before we can get our food. lol
 
It is the stores fault.

The stores should have people whose job it is to walk around with pepper spray and stun guns putting the child back in the seat.

The stores should get rid of the traditional shopping cart and go with a kid papoose. A full length velcro strap system similar to a hospital bed. Then if the kid manages to touch something, have the same designated employees with stun guns and pepper spray take out a .22 and knee cap the parents. (.22 you don't wanna startle the other shoppers)
 
It is annoying to see parents leave their kids unattended in public places, but my pet peeve is parents leaving their kids in the car, especially on a hot day. There was a case in this area this past summer, where the grandfather, forgot his two year old granddaugter was in the back of his vehicle and he drove to work, and by the time he got off, she was dead. I see parents leaving their kids in cars and that pisses me off.
 
I didn't realize how bad of a mom I am..

somoene call CPS.. my kid needs to be taken away from me.

PM me for my address and the number to the local CPS office.
 
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