Shooting Yourself in the Ass During Bourne Legacy

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From here:

SPARKS, Nev. (AP) -- Police say a man accidentally shot himself in the buttocks at a Nevada movie theater during a showing of "The Bourne Legacy."

There's a pun in this somewhere....

 

[rot_teufel]

I wonder if he was brain damaged?

 

[TxRad]

What's with the guns in movie theaters? Do they think the good guys need help or the bad?

 

[Verdad]

What's with the guns in movie theaters? Do they think the good guys need help or the bad?

You made me think of a panel from Larson’s Far Side. On the big screen, a stag walks into a hunting lodge full of mounted trophies. The audience in the theater comprises various forest animals who cry “Don’t go in there!”

 

[TxRad]

You made me think of a panel from Larson’s Far Side. On the big screen, a stag walks into a hunting lodge full of mounted trophies. The audience in the theater comprises various forest animals who cry “Don’t go in there!”

I've seen that.

My other thought is, how exactly do you shoot yourself in the butt while in a movie theater? Or outside a movie theater for that matter.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

I've seen that.

My other thought is, how exactly do you shoot yourself in the butt while in a movie theater? Or outside a movie theater for that matter.

Well, you can take the Plaxico Burress approach and leave your loaded gun in your waist band without the trigger lock on.

But this guy is a classic:

The man told officers the gun fell from his pocket Tuesday night as he was adjusting himself in the seat and that it discharged when it dropped to the floor.

Cause of shooting? "Adjusting himself."



In all seriousness, if he did have the lock off (as I assume he did), I hope charges are filed. This shit is unacceptable.

 

[TxRad]

Well, you can take the Plaxico Burress approach and leave your loaded gun in your waist band without the trigger lock on.

But this guy is a classic:



Cause of shooting? "Adjusting himself."



In all seriousness, if he did have the lock off (as I assume he did), I hope charges are filed. This shit is unacceptable.

When are they going to learn that a shoulder holster is the only way to go when sitting down a lot.

I haven't seen the movie yet but this "Adjusting himself" might just make me want to see it. But then again, if he was carrying a gun, was it the sex or the gunfire that had him "Adjusting himself." Inquiring minds and all that stuff.

 

[Handley_Page]

Makes me think of the Darwin Awards. He'd get a Hon Mench just for trying