Shitty Crappy People Being Brats

[Laurel]

My head was congested, so I took some OTC cold medicine that had something in it that took my mood from lala happy to Bitch Central.

This thread is for those who, like me, are irritated by the very existence of... everything.

Grrr.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Shiny happy people, tweet. Get with the program.

 

[red_rose]

Watch out!

Kitty momma's not happy!!!



I'll try to be good, Laurel.


Please don't hurt me!

 

[stargazer]

But your kitty is cute.

 

[joolushko]

Argh! Me too! I get annoyed that my roommate thinks her way is always the right way and is never open for suggestions that might go against what her mother taught her.

 

[Weevil]

Well, I'm not irritated by the existence of Puppy Dogs and Ice Cream.

Or the Wife I suppose.


Can I play all the same?

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm a brat...but I'm not shitty. I smell like cotton candy.

 

[Kitte]

Not everything but damn near it....

Boys are stupid....throw rocks at them.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Wanna rassle?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

No wife, again?

 

[glamorilla]

Want me to beat somebody up for you Laurel?

 

[Weevil]

No wife, again?

No, she's in the house. I'm just staying awake for World Cup fever.

 

[patient1]

I'm a brat...but I'm not shitty. I smell like cotton candy.

Yeah, but are you "people or plastic?"

 

[Laurel]

Want me to beat somebody up for you Laurel?

I'll make a list, glam man. When the cold meds wear off. It'll be shorter then.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

No, she's in the house. I'm just staying awake for World Cup fever.

WHY?

You wont be in bed till, well you just wont be in bed.

First game starts at 4:30Pm local here...

 

[Weevil]

WHY?

You wont be in bed till, well you just wont be in bed.

First game starts at 4:30Pm local here...

Yeah but work doesn't start till next week so I'm taking advantage of the time.

Plus I just had sex so I was looking for something to do to relax.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Yeah, but are you "people or plastic?"

That's the tricky part....I'm plastic people.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Team up with KM Laurel. She is awesome to play with when you are in a shitty mood. She just sparks!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I knew you werent a huge fan, just didnt make sense.

Kick back with a couple of brewski's and her falling asleep in your lap, stroking her hair...

 

[Weevil]

I knew you werent a huge fan, just didnt make sense.

Kick back with a couple of brewski's and her falling asleep in your lap, stroking her hair...

Well, I have no team and she's asleep in the marital bed.

The dog is around, will that do?

 

[Laurel]

Well, I have no team and she's asleep in the marital bed.

The dog is around, will that do?

I would hope not.

 

[Weevil]

I would hope not.

Why? The dog can fall asleep in my lap and I can stroke his hair.

Plus, I'd be the second smelliest in that fight. So, that'd be a first.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

No, no substitutes.

 

[Weevil]

No, no substitutes.

So I should wake her up so she can watch sports with me?

Have you ever met a woman?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh shit no, dont wake her up.

They just seem to like falling asleep on me...

And notice I didnt say to WATCH sport