shereads

[Guest]

During the last Summer, my puter monitor went dead. It took ages to replace it. I'd been gone for ages away from Lit. No one cared that I was missing. Except you, sher.

So, thanks.

The rest of you - fuck off.

 

[TheEarl]

Bit belated isn't it?

I was on a Lit sabbatical over the summer, so you can't blame me. Besides, you've always seemed a bit ephemeral - flitting in and out of the AH.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I used to think you were an arsehole-twat combo. So I wouldn't have missed you then. P.

 

[Guest]

. . .

The rest of you - fuck off.

Again?

 

[shereads]

During the last Summer, my puter monitor went dead. It took ages to replace it. I'd been gone for ages away from Lit. No one cared that I was missing. Except you, sher.

So, thanks.

The rest of you - fuck off.

When I was ten, a pony pulled my fingernail out. I mean, all the way out.

You've given me the courage to say to that pony, "Fuck off."

 

[amicus]

When I was about 10 a horse pulled my thumbnail off, are we fated in some ethereal realm...? gee, I hope not....

amicus...

 

[carsonshepherd]

When I was thirteen my horse kicked me in the head and knocked me unconscious.

Could explain a lot...

 

[amicus]

That could explain a lot about many....and it gave me a laugh....With that, I turn the light out and sleep until the election returns begin to flow....

regards...amicus...

Fuck off, Liberals...

 

[oggbashan]

When I was three I was knocked off my tricycle by the milkman's horse.

Maybe that explains everything.

The horse was fed up waiting in the driving rain while the milkman was doing what all milkmen in dirty jokes are supposed to do.

I had to wait until I was 16 before my elder brother told me that.

Og

 

[Somme]

When I was three I was knocked off my tricycle by the milkman's horse.

Maybe that explains everything.

The horse was fed up waiting in the driving rain while the milkman was doing what all milkmen in dirty jokes are supposed to do.

I had to wait until I was 16 before my elder brother told me that.

Og

<wonders if it's too late to sue th' fecking 'orse?>

 

[Guest]

The rest of you - fuck off.

FURB

 

[Guest]

Heh.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Chilly babe, I put you in as a write in for Pres....I'll drink to that too.

 

[Guest]

Oh God.

Abs is in love with me.

 

[minsue]

Oh God.

Abs is in love with me.

Don't let it get to your head, CV. Abs is a tramp.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh God.

Abs is in love with me.

It must be your charm.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I love all of God's creatures especially the stupid ones.

 

[Edward Teach]

Oh God.

Abs is in love with me.

I think I am too, CV and I ain't gay, or bi even.

at least I don't think I am. Am I?


Ed

 

[Edward Teach]

I love all of God's creatures especially the stupid ones.

I love you too, Abs.


Ed

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I think I am too, CV and I ain't gay, or bi even.

at least I don't think I am. Am I?


Ed

I'll ask your boyfriend.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I love you too, Abs.


Ed

Aw, if I had feelings that would mean so much to me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think I am too, CV and I ain't gay, or bi even.

at least I don't think I am. Am I?


Ed

Ed has a split personality too!

(PS: that's what they ALL say...)

 

[Guest]

I think I am too, CV and I ain't gay, or bi even.

at least I don't think I am. Am I?


Ed

Captain, this little squart came to know little carson's gay. Oh, great Black Beard, how aboot some threesome orgy/fuckfest between three laddies?

No women aloud.

Er?

Oh, the greatest one, your cock is the biggest, but my cock is bigger than carson's. You dig me?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, the greatest one, your cock is the biggest, but my cock is bigger than carson's. You dig me?

Dig. It's probably true. But you won't prove it.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

.... No one cared that I was missing. Except you, sher ... The rest of you - fuck off.

Sorry, CV.

Last spring you were starting so many threads I had to put you on ignore so I could keep up with the sensible discussions.



That's probably why I didn't miss you this summer.