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[shereads]

When I was about 10 a horse pulled my thumbnail off, are we fated in some ethereal realm...? gee, I hope not....

amicus...

Don't be coy. I got you onto the ACLU governing board and I can have you removed just as easily.

 

[shereads]

Aw, if I had feelings that would mean so much to me.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Allow me to apologize sincerelty and unreservedlyt for all of equine kind. I promise I have never bitten off anyone's anything.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Allow me to apologize sincerelty and unreservedlyt for all of equine kind. I promise I have never bitten off anyone's anything.

Have you kicked someone in the head and knocked them out?

How about kneed them in the face?

 

[shereads]

Allow me to apologize sincerelty and unreservedlyt for all of equine kind. I promise I have never bitten off anyone's anything.

I recognize you, you miserable Shetland jerk.

And to think I blamed myself at the time, because I had been secretly feeding you Cheetos.

Then I ran out of Cheetos and you tried to eat my #@%$ finger. Gripped the tip of the nail with your yellow pony teeth and flattened those ears and pulled...and pulled...and

Suffice it to say, it was not a pleasant feeling when the fingernail fully separated from the finger.

Sadist.