Shereads Question Thread

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... you are all figments of my imagination . . . my personality . . . no-one else was answering them and I was bored . . .

Phfft!

Not even your imagination, bulwarked by your immense ego, could cast a shadow half so massive as Shereads panoptic effulgence.










Though perhaps using a shadow as a metaphor for brilliance was not particularly needle witted.

 

[TheEarl]

Phfft!

Not even your imagination, bulwarked by your immense ego, could cast a shadow half so massive as Shereads panoptic effulgence.










Though perhaps using a shadow as a metaphor for brilliance was not particularly needle witted.

I believe you're dangerously underestimating the size of my ego.

The Earl

 

[rikaaim]

Why do most pairs of jeans have that tiny little pocket in the front (usually just inside the pocket on the right) and what is it supposed to be used for?

This is for use of keeping ones pocket watch. It fits snugly into that tiny pocket while the chain of the watch gets attached to the belt buckle, or more properly, the sports jacket.

 

[shereads]

I just returned from a business trip that required the use of economy-class airline travel. I have some questions:

Is there a point beyond which airline travel will be so miserable, we'll stop doing it?

What is the point of removing our shoes to clear airport security, when aircraft dis-assembly inspections that used to be performed every two years are now performed every thirty years by low-bid contractors?

Is there a way to add some loud, shrill noises to airport concourses?

 

[CharleyH]

is the world coming to an end because of ...

Celine Dina's old haircut?

MJs old trial?

The ozone layer?

or old me? not age, just old cliche' me

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I just returned from a business trip that required the use of economy-class airline travel. I have some questions:

Is there a point beyond which airline travel will be so miserable, we'll stop doing it?

Yes. Just as soon as teleportation research becomes fruitful.

What is the point of removing our shoes to clear airport security, when aircraft dis-assembly inspections that used to be performed every two years are now performed every thirty years by low-bid contractors?

The point is, naturally, for security workers making a buck over minimum wage to make those with bad feet even more self-conscious and reduce sanitation and dignity because they CAN!

Is there a way to add some loud, shrill noises to airport concourses?

Have children. (Or invest in a hearing aid and play with the volume.)

Glad you're home, Sher.

 

[CharleyH]

I just returned from a business trip that required the use of economy-class airline travel. I have some questions:

Obviously - LOL, you have never travelled Air Ontario! LOL

 

[rgraham666]

is the world coming to an end because of ...

Celine Dina's old haircut?

MJs old trial?

The ozone layer?

or old me? not age, just old cliche' me

The world is not coming to an end.

Just the human species.

Different thing altogether.