Sheena

[Neale]

Decisions, decisions...

Do I seek vengeance upon Imoen, Moonlight for stirring it up even further, or do I get Isolde for starting the whole thing?
I take Door Number 1.
And 2.
And 3!

Using my keen computer skills, I ascertain that combinations of levers, buttons, dials, and pulleys could produce some VERY interesting effects!

Sliding across the room easily, thanks to my jello covering, I hit the bank of buttons, pressing several at random in an attempt to regain my balance. As I careen off from there, I make a wild grab at several levers; some are pulled, but I still can't stop. The ladies have gathered in a corner, fearing what may result from my antics...

Which gets them all in one convenient place! I slide right into the bevy of beauties, bestowing the best Cherry Jello Hugs in the world!

Then I hear a very ominous sound. The random combination of actions has produced one seriously interesting reaction...!

 

[Morgoth]

(Banana custard Jell-o drops out of the eiling on everyone) Oh great! Look at me now! How am I supposed to look ominous when another army of Balrogs swears their oath to me! I look like an overgrown cake!

 

[Moonlight_33]

MMMMMMM cake. *licks her lips*

I'm hungry....grrrrroooowwwwwl

 

[Neale]

Ooooopsie! Um, you guys wouldn't hold a little thing like a ton of custard against me... would you? *gulp*

 

[Moonlight_33]

Oh Neale, of all the things i would hold againt you, custard is not high on the list. heheheh

by the way, do you like pie?

produces a delicious looking cherry pie and grins

 

[Toku]

Enjoying

Toku is sitting in a corner, enjoying the show and now and than pushing a buttom or pulling some lever.
*hehehe, these live shows are awesome!*

 

[Isolde]

Toku, love, you are looking way too untouched by all of this. Lets see if we can change that. Hummmmm...

Pulls a black lever and Toku is blanketed in a creamy cheese sauce.

Ummm...now dont you look delishious! Hey, Imoen, exactly where did I keep those nachos? I feel a snack attack coming on!

 

[Moonlight_33]

Isolde, i hear yogurt is great for the complection.

*Hits the button on the right and watched delighted as Isolde became one large yogurt smoothy.*

*watching neale laughing at Isolde, it's the opertunity she's been waiting for #SPLAT#

"Um Neale, you have a little pie on your face hun" heheheh

 

[Neale]

Food FIIIIIGHT!!!!

As I cleared Moonlight's sticky cherry pie from my face, I realized my mistake last time. The right controls for what I wanted are... THESE!

Suddenly, panels slid open in the floor, all over the place. From below, tables full of various pastries, pies, cakes, and other implements of massively messy destruction arise.

"This is my patented Ultra-Frisbee multi-disc maneuver!" I take an entire stack of pies, all flavors, and sail them through the air at my erstwhile opponents with a single motion. KER-SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT!!!

Every one of my tormentors gets her own pie, right in the kisser! Isolde wears a particularly lovely shade of banananananana creme, while Imoen is quite fetching in rhubarb, and Moonlight has a boysenberry pie expression of outrage on her lovely face!

Yes, indeed, each of my attackers got what was coming to her. All of them at once, they are united in their ignominy. Heh...heh...heh...uh oh.

Suddenly realizing I'd gotten three of the most delightfully fiendish Frauleins rather annoyed with me, I bolt for the door!

 

[Isolde]

Ohhh...so thats the way you want to play it, eh?

*slip and slide over to a box with a button encased in glass. Breaking the glass, I push the button and all of a sudden bars and panels close off all of the exits*

Hey, I know how to keep a date right where I want him!

*Grabbing the key that reverses the panels and bars, I quickly stuff it down my front before I slip and slide my way back to Imoen and Moonlight*

Huddle girls....lets pool our feminine forces and see what havoc we can wreck on these unsuspecting males that we have in here.

*Buzzes and whispers come from the huddle as we occasionally look up at one or the other of them*

 

[Neale]

C'mon guys...?

"Looks like the ladies are going to do something to us... we should stick together, right? Um... guys? Why are you all moving away from me? One for one and one for all, right? Right? ohshit."

I produce from my voluminous pockets a tiny umbrella and a small sign: "Help!" is all it said. Then, like my hero, Wile E. Coyote, I awaited the 2 ton heavy thing to fall on my head.

 

[Imoen]

muhahahahahahahahaha!

As if the jello wasn’t enough, I get a face full of rubarb?! Grrrrrrrr…

Grins wickedly before leaning over and whispering in Isolde’s ear.

Tickle him.

 

[Neale]

AIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*gasps with laughter**squirms wildly*

HAAAAALLLLLPP!!!

 

[Moonlight_33]

Oh come on!!! you men don't really think you stand a chance aginst the girls do you?

Strawberries any one?

 

[Imoen]

A picture is worth a thousand words...*LMAO*

http://alystin.homestead.com/files/HoodyHoo.jpg


Revenge is so verra verra sweet! Beats jello, custard and rubarb any day! *LOL*

 

[Isolde]

And Remember the Doors are LOCKED!

*Very Evil Grin*

Imoen...how about this...our certain mystery man gives in to a list of...ahem...requests that we draw up or else the picture above somehow finds it's way into all his threads on April 1st?

Hummm..now..what do we want?

[Edited by Isolde on 03-24-2001 at 04:45 PM]

 

[Toku]

C harge!

#Still mostly covered in creamy cheese sauce I charge into the ladies with cream pies in both his hands#

"Neale, my friend, we indeed must unite against or 'lovely' captors. I'll protect you!"

#I throw one pie at the ladies but damn those floors are slipper......woooooooooooh...haaaaaaaaaaaa.......Heeeelp!#

*BAMCRASHBOEFBONGCLANG*

 

[Isolde]

Shakes head *Poor Toku! Tell me where it hurts!*

Slides my way over to where he lays and kneels down by him. *Did you hurt yourself too bad? Lets see what we can do to get that better*

Quickly takes one of the pies that did not fall when he crashed and dumps it on his head.

Takes a big ol swipe from his cheek with my finger and places it in my mouth. *Mmmmm...blueberry, my favorite!*

*Even with the cheese sauce it's good*

 

[Neale]

Oh dear.

"No, noble Toku! Save yourself! The fiends seem to have focused on me, (for some odd reason )I'll keep them here, while you run for help! Look out for... ! Oops. Too late. Sorry, bud..."

*Meanwhile, plans are rapidly being considered and discarded in my computer-like brain. Unfortunately, certain SOMEONES are pretty damn distracting... There must be a way out of this... Maybe I could call for divine intervention?*

"Now, Ladies. Surely we could talk this over, be reasonable, rational, adults about this..? Um... are the handcuffs really necessary? Um... just what do you plan to do with that ice, anyway?"

Then, I see what Moonlight has in her hands, and my face gets really red. "Aw, come on! Not THAT!"

 

[Imoen]

this MIGHT hurt a bit... *heheh*

flicking my wrist expertly and cracking the whip loudly against the floor.

Oh.. the ice is very necessary. It has a bit of a numbing property, dah-link.. You'll appreciate it by the time we're through.

<insert lavicious grin>

Isn't that right, Isolde?

 

[Isolde]

Humm...well, I guess if he is conscious enough to appreciate it...the last guy we worked on still hasnt woken up. They say he has a smile on his face still so that oughta count for something!

 

[Alaric]

It came from beyond...

Just about that time, something begins to rise up from the hot tub. It looks like an old-fashioned diving helmet. "Hah! I knew I could slip the handcuffs if I worked at it a bit. Isolde, I'm not amused by being left closed up in the hot tub overnight. We're going to have to talk about this."
Takes off the diving helmet and climbs out of the tub, wearing nothing but a grass skirt and a sequined tube top. "And we're really going to have to talk about this! Just what did you do with my clothes?"

Pauses a moment, as the carnage in the room finally registers..."Oh, well, I see you have company. We can talk later. In the mean time..." Reaches behind a planter next to the tub and picks up a remote control that was left there sometime earlier. Grins wickedly and begins fondling the remote, gently fingering the buttons without actually pressing any yet.

 

[Isolde]

*Damn! I knew I had forgotten something when I put the hot tub away!*

*And whats wrong with the outfit? You look absolutely stunning in it. Besides I have no idea where you clothes are...* Smiles winningly *I am absolutely not responsible for anything that happens after the second bottle of liquor*

Eyes fly wide when Alaric pulls out the remote. *Now, now...lets talk about this...you really dont want to push any of those buttons, now do you?"

Begins to inch towards him as I speak, my eyes on his hand going over the buttons the whole time.

 

[Neale]

"It was the 'fiends' bit, wasn't it? Really, I misspoke! I meant to say wonderful, beautiful, KIND, MERCIFUL, FORGIVING ladies... honest!"

*Looks over to Alaric for support..*

"Don't just fiddle with it! PUSH the BUTTONS!"

 

[Alaric]

Surprise!

"Neal, my friend, you have no sense of drama. Be patient, we've been in worse messes than this before.

Looking back to Isolde: "You like how it looks, you wear the damn tube top. I'm not built for it." <smiles a little>

"Now, let's see if I can remember just how this remote works..." strolls toward Isolde, points the remote up in the air, and...

An electronic sound, like a truck backing up, rings out. colored lights begin to flass from around the walls, as a hatch in the ceiling opens and a disco ball descends. The BeeGees blare from hidden speakers, nearly drowning out every other sound in the room. "OOPS!" The music changes to techno, then Italian opera, then settles on Also Sprach Zarathustra, at a slightly lower volume.

Getting close to Isolde, tosses the remote to her, and as she catches it, scoops her up and runs for the Jello pit, laughing madly and shouting "Oh, you thought I had the OTHER remote!"