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[Imoen]

Fireman's hose? *perk*

Becomes restless all of a sudden and stuffs the bills in my pocket before hopping up on stage.

Begins playing with Kepic's hose, twisting and turning it.

"How do you turn this thing on? Isn't it suppose to squirt or something?"

**heheh**

 

[Neale]

Music... pounding... in... brain...
Must... resist... urge... to... dance...
Can't... stop... my... self...
Acting... like.. male... stripper...

The white tuxedo that I'm suddenly wearing seems awfully hot, too...

[Edited by Neale on 03-16-2001 at 07:26 PM]

 

[Imoen]

Woohoo! Go Neale! *LOL*

*starts waving around a twenty*

Discard that jacket and let those wings unfurl..*L*

 

[Neale]

Must... obey...

What the hell was in that drink? I have (to borrow a phrase) all the willpower of a nymphomaniac in a dildo factory!

The tux jacket is the first thing to go, as I fling it over to the bar. Still too hot, and the vest is removed... Oh, wow. It's still too hot! What do I do now?

 

[Imoen]

Obey?! You're definitely on the right track! *L*

"Too hot?! I got the cure for that!"

Runs over and pulls the gold chain and watches in glee as gallons of water are dumped over Neale's head, ala Flashdance style

Seriously considers running. Ponders on it for a few.

 

[Neale]

Wow! That woke me up, for sure! Hmm... I see a certain cutie-pie desperately seeking trouble. Found it!

"Hey, Isolde!?! That was the green dial that opened it, wasn't it?" She nods, a grin on her face. As I advance, slowly, on Imoen, she retreats, slowly. I notice her attention is so focused on my dripping wet form, with every bit of clthing adhering tightly to my body, she hasn't noticed that Isolde turned the dial, and an opening in the floor right behind has slid open silently.

As I advance, slowly, and she retreats, slowly, everyone else is trying not to laugh... they see what is about to happen.

Finally, I see she is almost at the edge, and I dart forward. She squeals with laughter, turns, and plunges straight into a Cherry jello-filled pit!

"Jello-wrestling! Come one, come all! First bout, the Incredible Imoen, and the Dripping Wet Neale!"

 

[Moonlight_33]

oh baby, that wet look is realy you.

 

[Morgoth]

HaHAHAHA! One of your buttons has invited me! Now I will be a bad Morgoth and plague your party with wierd fun for all etermity! Wait a minute, that isn't bad. Hmmmm, I am going to have to work on my threats.

 

[Moonlight_33]

Well i dunno Morgoth, i'm terrified already with out you working on your threat, or am i standing in Jello?

*looking at the mushy stuff around her feet, slipping and landing on her ass*

I'm gonna call out for beer and pizza, any one hungry?

 

[Morgoth]

I suppose that would be Jell-o. And please do order food. I am starving. (stomach growling)

 

[Moonlight_33]

*picks up the phone and orders 20 extra large pizza's with the lot and charges it to Morgoth's account, then call's and orders 10 kegs of beer and book that to lsolde's account. Sets down the phone wondering is that trip to Paris is a good idea right now*

 

[Morgoth]

Naw, I'v got plenty of cash right now. But I won't, come time to pay tuition.(shuddering)

 

[Moonlight_33]

I am getting a little bored, what ever shall i do?

*picks up a hand full of jello, and can of dairy whip, looking at Morgoth with a wicked smile*

 

[Morgoth]

Uhoh. (jumping behind big-buttoned machine) Not me! Anyone but me!

 

[Isolde]

Not behind the machine! There is a special lever that....Oops! Too late!

Shake my head as Morgoth is suddenly drenched in chocolate.

Sigh! What can I say, chocolate is my life! Morgoth I have never seen you look better.

*Very Big Grin*

 

[Moonlight_33]

oooooooooh!!! A chocolate Morgoth. How delightful. Looking at the jello and whip cream i still hold i give Isolde a wicked smile.

"Desert anyone?"

 

[Isolde]

Ohh nooo! I run over to the machine and punch a white button. A panel shoots out of the wall that has several large safety pins in it.

Wasnt a certain someone dressed only in ballons? I hand the safety pins all around.

Go to it, guys!

 

[Moonlight_33]

HEY!!! no fair. Starts blowing up more ballons just in case. This does not look good and i look around for somethng safer to wear.

Oh Great! A monkey suite. There is no way i am going to wear THAT. I would sooner go naked. *looking at the pins* but then again.....*wonders if she could stick some of those pieces of pizza together in just such a way...*

 

[Imoen]

I'm plotting, Neale. Don't think you're off the hook.

Wallows around in the vat of cheery jello

Hmm.. This is almost kinda ...uhm. Nice. *L*

Grabs Neale's hand and jerks him in as I hop out, an oh-so-proud smile upon my face.
I then proceed to slip and slide my way over to snatch a pin from my bestest bud, Isolde.

"Thank you, dah-link!" *hehe*

Shashay's oh so gracefully - well, as gracefully as one can drenched in jello <insert glare in Neale's direction here> - over to Moonlight.

"Can I borrow that whipcream, sweetums? Thank you so verra kindly."

Makes good use of the pin provided by the generous Isolde and pops a strategically placed ballon. Oh what the hell! Pops several stragegically placed ballons before turing and making my way to Morgoth.

<insert evil grin here>

Tops off Morgoth's head with a HUGE swirling mound of whipped cream, along with a stemmed cherry on top.

"Okay. Anybody got any nuts?"

*LOL*

 

[Isolde]

*Sits back and laughs her butt off at the goings on*

Nuts? We have a whole room full of 'em, Sweetums...or didnt you notice?

 

[Moonlight_33]

See....this is what happens when you let small children play with powerfull toys. Isolde, this is all your fault. If you had just hit the right button in the first place, none of this would have happened. I hear by call the commitee to order in the case of, "Is Isolde really to blame for this mess and what should be done about it?"

"All in favour, or is the flavour? say I"

" I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I,I"

<Ok so no one else really got to vote, but was there ever any doubt? look at her innocent face, she has to be guilty>

"I hear by sentense Isolde to a complete dreaching in custard to be carried out imediately"

hehehe, sorry Isolde, but just must be SEEN to me done.

*evil laugh*

 

[Moonlight_33]

DAMN my typing sux.

Justice must be SEEN to be done. (That looks better)

oh, and Morgoth, you have been found guilty of looking delicious, and Neale have is guilty without a doubt, of looking very silly covered in jello, you should share in Isolde's punishment, and and be dunked in custard forth with. Better make that bannana custard, need a reason for the monkey suite.

 

[Moonlight_33]

oh i give up, i here by dub myself, Queen of Typoes.

*hits myself on the head*

actually that felt pretty good, *does it again*

 

[Isolde]

I love custard, Moonlight but...since I am practically the only one in the room who has been untouched by anything the buttons have delt out I believe I shall run like hell!

*grins*

 

[Moonlight_33]

HA HA NOT SO FAST!!

I locked all the doors. So nana nana na na

*wicked grin*

now......i wonder that THIS button does....