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[BoyNextDoor]

There are things in a man's life that are always female.

Our car, boat, bong, still, plant .....

What else? For you gun guys - is your gun a woman? Do you name them?

What about you musicians? Is your guitar a "Lucille"?

My buddy's pool table is "Ethel" because her pockets are tight and she is an unforgiving bitch.

 

[Tryharder62]

I bet men don't name their penis a female name. Reminds me of How to lose a Guy in 10 days when she names his Princess Sophia and he can't handle it.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

I bet men don't name their penis a female name. Reminds me of How to lose a Guy in 10 days when she names his Princess Sophia and he can't handle it.

hahah

 

[McKenna]

Your bong? Really?


I call my XTerra Angus, because who doesn't need a big, burly, red-headed Scotsman in their life?!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I call my guitar "my guitar". It helps to eliminate any unnecessary confusion.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I bet men don't name their penis a female name. Reminds me of How to lose a Guy in 10 days when she names his Princess Sophia and he can't handle it.

Mr. Peabody says "Try harder".

 

[LadyVer]

I bet men don't name their penis a female name. Reminds me of How to lose a Guy in 10 days when she names his Princess Sophia and he can't handle it.

LOL My ex had a name for his penis but it wasn't Princess Sophia. LOL

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

mines is called "escobar"

 

[LadyVer]

mines is called "escobar"

sweep?

 

[richard_daily]

I bet men don't name their penis a female name. Reminds me of How to lose a Guy in 10 days when she names his Princess Sophia and he can't handle it.

It would totally work on a lesbian.

I'm going to give it a try.