She Was Right...

[Moi]

I was never a big fan of the lady, but she was right about one thing.


Sheep.
You're all sheep...

 

[red_rose]

Are you a fan of anyone?

baaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Mountain Man]

I was never a big fan of the lady, but she was right about one thing.


Sheep.
You're all sheep...

I didn't touch any sheep

 

[KillerMuffin]

Awww, did someone forget to put on a fresh straight jacket today? Poooooor troll. An orderly'll be around soon to take your order and show you to your suite. Padded walls are just the thing these days.

 

[sabbathstorm]

Sheep for Fucking...I Couldn't Resist

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[SpectralDragoon]

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Velcro gloves, electric fences, kneepads...

 

[Laurel]

hu·mor n.

1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See Synonyms.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Perhaps I need my old title back.

Does this person hang out with our long lost Deb?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Velcro gloves, electric fences, kneepads...

I'd hate to think

Alas poor sheepish one.

A wannabe deb disciple

 

[Eagle70]

Jay: so you'd fuck a sheep, right?
Trent: What is your major malfunction little boy?
Jay: No, i mean, if you were another sheep, you'd fuck a sheep, right?
Trent: Well, i guess so, i mean, theres nothing wrong with that, sheep are beautiful creatures.

<Jay proceeds to throw Trent out of the van>


Jay: Take that you dirty sheep fucker!!!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

baaa, mooooo, ruff ruff, i'm so confused

 

[April]

Mooooo

 

[red_rose]

<Jay proceeds to throw Trent out of the van>


Jay: Take that you dirty sheep fucker!!!

ROFL

I loved that part.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Velcro gloves, electric fences, kneepads...

Gawd, why must you always get it wrong?

Dirty Deeds under sheep...

 

[SpectralDragoon]

You're right, I did have it wrong

If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard fun
You gotta thing for ewes
Be countin' sheep all in the pen
Here's what you gotta do
Get out of the barn, stay at the farm
Go read a nursery rhyme, girlfriend
9, 8, 7, 6, c - a - l - a
That kinda love's a crime
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds...Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Look now Mary had a little lamb
Her fleece was white as snow
He keeps braggin 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him "No"
Look at the flock
They're all in shock
Here comes that monkey van
Look at the fleece givin' them some peace
Don't be a barnyard man...no

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds...Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds done with sheep

Velcro gloves, knee pads, late night dates
(Done with sheep)
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage
(Done with sheep)
Dirty deeds...don't care what I'm gonna do
(Done with sheep)
Dirty deeds...dirty deeds!
Dirty deeds! (Done with sheep)

 

[Saint Peter]

Sheep need lovin too.