Shape matters too

oggbashan

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Thursday August 7, 06:14 AM

It's not just size that matters

LONDON (Reuters) - Size is usually more of an issue but the shape of the penis is also important because it evolved to dispel other men's semen, according to scientists in the United States.


Gordon Gallup and researchers at the State University of New York in Albany showed in experiments using latex replicas, an artificial vagina and a cornstarch mixture that the ridge of the penis acted as a semen displacement device.


"They found that the coronal ridge... could scoop out more than 90 percent of the cornstarch mixture (from the artificial vagina) with just one thrust, while a phallus with no coronal ridge only managed to remove 35 percent," New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday.


Gallup and his team, who reported their finding in the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour, said the depth of penetration was also important in expelling more semen.


Their findings were supported with surveys of students who were questioned about their sexual experiences.


"Sexual intercourse often involved deeper more vigorous penile thrusting following periods of separation or in response to allegations of female infidelity," they said.



So what shape are you in/Do you like?

Og
 
Ha

God Oggie, did you have to post this, now the wife's claiming it was a scientific experiment she was conducting with those three blokes last night:D

Shape hey, never thought of it this way mate, must check the amount expelled next time, but as for me, well circumcised so I'm probably out of the running as being medically enhanced:D
 
oggbashan said:
"Sexual intercourse often involves deeper more vigorous penile thrusting . . ."

Well, yeah!

I certainly hope so!
 
Leave it to a man to spend valuable research time and money on the shape of the penis. Really! Aren't there more important things they could've researched—like a cure for cancer, AIDS, paralysis . . . stupidity?

And to think . . . tax dollars probably funded that study.

Grrrrrrr!
 
MathGirl said:
Couldn't we have just ONE thread that doesn't involve BlackSnake's wiwi?
MG

He's like 'ChickenMan.'

"He's everywhere! He's everywhere! Buck - Buck! Buck - Buuu-uuck!"

:eek:
 
SexySoBeChick said:
Leave it to a man to spend valuable research time and money on the shape of the penis. Really! Aren't there more important things they could've researched—like a cure for cancer, AIDS, paralysis . . . stupidity?

Yes, but they're not nearly as much fun!

Sure beats those 'get paid 5 lousy dollars for taking part in a two hour psych experiment' flyers I remember from college.
 
EarnestImp said:
Yes, but they're not nearly as much fun!

Sure beats those 'get paid 5 lousy dollars for taking part in a two hour psych experiment' flyers I remember from college.

I actually did one of those stupid things. I guess my responses were particularly intriguing, because I was invited to come in for an interview. I said thanks, but no thanks. But just think, I could've been a case study for something or other.

:cool:
 
Originally posted by SexySoBeChick
Leave it to a man to spend valuable research time and money on the shape of the penis. Really! Aren't there more important things they could've researched—like a cure for cancer, AIDS, paralysis . . . stupidity?
What, like the monkeys at typewriters case? Someone's actually been FUNDED to put an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters and hunt down the Shakespeare that comes out.

...And no, that news report wasn't posted on April Fool's Day. :eek:
 
Re: Re: Shape matters too

MathGirl said:
Couldn't we have just ONE thread that doesn't involve BlackSnake's wiwi?
MG

I didn't think that this thread had anything to do with me.
 
CWatson said:
What, like the monkeys at typewriters case? Someone's actually been FUNDED to put an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters and hunt down the Shakespeare that comes out.

...And no, that news report wasn't posted on April Fool's Day. :eek:

You'll get no argument from me--a lot of time and money is wasted on researching silliness. I seem to remember hearing a while back about a government-funded study on the viscosity of ketchup. Yeah, runny ketchup . . . there's a problem that's plagued humanity for far too long.

:cool:
 
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Re: Math Girl

rhinoguy said:
Black Snake,
Math Girl is obsessed with your "part"!
She is FOREVER talking about it.
Me thinks the lady protests too much.

rhino

LOL
 
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