Shamelessly borrowed thread idea - Horniness Survey

ManOSafety

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OK, this is the same concept as last night's thread...

Rate your level of horniness...

0 - Completely satisfied
1 - Fairly satisfied, no interest at the moment
2 - Satisfied, but could be tempted
3 - Beginning stages of horniness
4 - OK, get in here now, I need it
5 - My god, what are you waiting for? I'll fuck anything that's moving


Personally, I'd say I'm about a 3 for the moment
 
I'm way past 5...

Fellas, don't move if you know what's good for ya.

Ladies, start running! :p
 
surprisingly...

For the first time in a long time, I'm down to a 2.

Is this a bad thing?
 
Sexy Redhead

I don't think it's a bad thing at all, late last night I would have been down to zero and same for earlier today, but then a long evening of anticipation turned to naught and here I am :).
 
At a 5

Okay, Bushido, I started running. What, you mean I was supposed to run away from you? Where's the fun in that?
 
Re: At a 5

KillerMuffin said:
Okay, Bushido, I started running. What, you mean I was supposed to run away from you? Where's the fun in that?


That would depend on whether your chasin or bein chased! The view of you from the rear has got to be Fantastic Muff. I know that I'd chase you around the bed for a while!! By the way 2 or 2.5 here.
 
I'm not on the chart tonight. I'm too angry to be in the mood for sex.
 
5...5...Ohhhhh 5...5...Yes!

Damn I need to get laid. Will someone buy Ravenloft a plane ticket? ;)
 
What else, a man.

I love my husband, but my god, he can really push my buttons sometimes (and not the good ones)!
 
Kitten Eyes said:
What else, a man.

Good point. Same here, only an ex-friend who has really pissed me off now that I know the depth of his lies.
 
Yep Cheyenne, lies and falsehoods seem the be the theme for the night. In all fairness, though, he's not the only one to blame. :(
 
Sounds all too familiar...like, say JULY!

Cheyenne said:
Kitten Eyes said:
What else, a man.

Good point.


Hell, I remember many nights locking myself in the computer room, turning to the people at Lit to cheer me up (or to talk to them at least), then crying myself to sleep on the couch. ~sigh~
 
Kitten Eyes said:
In all fairness, though, he's not the only one to blame. :(

In that case, I'm afraid to ask since you're the only other one in the partnership.
 
Hmmmm, 'bout 3-ish, working on 4...


Gonna be a zero later, though...

*wink*
 
Well I would have to say that I'm a "SOLID" 4 right now.And the bad part about it is,there is 2 women in my house at this very moment,but they are both asleep.
Bummer!
 
R Nitelight

....especially if you are the snake.

Make mine a 5.5 and spiraling downward, out of control.
 
I would say at this very moment I am a solid 4 edging towards 5. Had a UPS delivery yesterday morning. I was eyeballing the driver. "Well, goodmorning".

He backed away slowly like any smart man should. Damn UPS damn them to hell for hiring men with morals. ;)
 
ManOSafety said:
OK, this is the same concept as last night's thread...

Rate your level of horniness...

0 - Completely satisfied
1 - Fairly satisfied, no interest at the moment
2 - Satisfied, but could be tempted
3 - Beginning stages of horniness
4 - OK, get in here now, I need it
5 - My god, what are you waiting for? I'll fuck anything that's moving

moment

At this moment a 4 though closing in on 5.
 
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