Sexy Food

[Samuari]

I once read somewhere that “Artichokes are best when fed to your lover, naked on a rubber sheet”. Oh my, that painted a picture! Then we tried it, hummm, it was good, very good. Oysters on the half shell are supposed to be an aphrodisiac. In my experience, they work; but it may have as much to do with the Cajun beauty that I was eating them with, and the Red Stripe Beer chasers. Anyway what is your favorite sexy food? Any sure fire seductive meals? What was your sexist experience while eating?

 

[Guest]

Eat me!

Possum. Gets me fucked and sucked every time.

 

[riff]

riff's guacamole

I have the best recipe for guacamole. Take a wedge of avocado and place it between the cheeks of your lover's ass. Mash the cheeks together.

Sexiest meal? hmmm... I dunno... but I will never forget eating dinner in a restaurant in Panama City with a friend and her boyfriend. I had my foot in her crotch the entire time and we talked with straight faces. heh. So erotic....

the next day I went to her place and we screwed like a couple of drunk monkeys.. )) )

 

[Guest]

I have a special favorite.....

 

[Dionysus]

When me and E.G. really want to get it on I pull out the MRE's. They really get her hot and ready to kick my ass.

Best food? Really rare steak, bottle of good cab or merlot, soft music in the background, kid at sitter's and the sky's the limit after that...

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

ooooooooooo

my last b/f was a chef. he taught me unique combos of food, my fav was the simplest....whipped cream, allllllllll over, dribbled with honey....and that cherry that i put....nevermind....i thought of that one myself,
damnit, all bothered and hot and no boyfriend.

 

[Guest]

guaca mole?

Right Raymond. Eat shit and diet.

Hey, I heard of this "riff's guacamole" stuff. We call it "rat splat" way up north. That ain't no mole. That's a big fat shitting rat.

 

[CreamyLady]

Oysters are wonderful, provided one does not suddenly develop an allergy (I did) and spend the evening being violently sick. Not very sexy.

I can't really think of a sexy food off the top of my head. I find MEN sexy, not what, or how, they eat. Unless it is whipped cream.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Anything fed to one's lover by hand...my hubby still remembers our 4th anniversary (when we were poor as proverbial church mice) and I fixed him a special dinner, tortilini with marinara sauce, which we fed to each other with our fingers while we were naked. Of course we had to lick up anything that dribbled...

Then there's this odd thing I have with ranch salad dressing. I really want to smear it all over someone yummy and lick it off of them. Someone once pointed out what it resembles, so maybe that's why. Still haven't gotten to try it *sigh*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Tequila. Two shots and everyone is drop dead sexy and I'm horny as all fuckin hell. So what, I'm a cheap date. Get me some anejo Milagro.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Chocolate. Any kind, but I have special memories of some incredibly rich, absolutely sinful Godiva chocolates being fed to me one night... yum!

 

[Shelby]

Well I just decided I can't print what I was going to post.

Ignore all. Sorry, warped mind tonight.

 

[Ambrosious]

I cannot watch a woman with an ice cream cone, dill pickle, or banana without thinking of the obvious.

 

[Expertise]

HELLO!

I hate to sound like a cliche..... fuck it, no I don't. strawberries and champagne or even strawberries and cream especially when fed to one another.

 

[Temptress_1960]

I think I'm getting hungry

I'm getting some great ideas here... of course, I'm always getting ideas.

Just seeing him lick his lips gets me thinking about... well, I think that's all I need to say.

And, yeah, it is a cliche, but I looooove whipped cream - from the can, from the fingers, on the nipples, on anything I can lick it from or have it licked from.

 

[coach]

I like to take strawberries put them in a pot with some maple syrup (real stuff, not that fake shit) and boil down till its nice and thick. Then enjoy where ever! And if you want to add a little twist have some hot melted chocolate to drizzle on after.

 

[CW]

Being fed and feeding strawberries that are dipped about halfway in milk chocolate,,,


no whipped cream though,,, that stuff is foul,,,

 

[forgetunome]

CW...

Being fed and feeding strawberries that are dipped about halfway in milk chocolate,,,

Guess what I have? *forget holding strawberry dipped in chocolate*

 

[CW]

Re: CW...

Being fed and feeding strawberries that are dipped about halfway in milk chocolate,,,

Guess what I have? *forget holding strawberry dipped in chocolate*

You did it again! *big smile* Something else to run thru my brain on those long drives to work,,, careful or I'll hit a visual overlaod here

 

[forgetunome]

cw...

Originally posted by CW
,,,careful or I'll hit a visual overload here

I'm willing to take my chances!

 

[DriveSouth]

1. Raw Oysters

2. Chocolate

3. Asparagus

4. Hot Cajun Boudin

How about drinks, do they count?

1. Grand Marinier

2. Tequilla

3. Kaluaha-n-Cream

 

[Samuari]

For breakfast or after?

 

[Latina]

Strawberries. Dip in chocolate and hand-feed to each other. Especially on the couch, while my head and neck rest on his lap and I look up at his smiling face.

The other night he got up in the middle of the night, hungry for a snack, and as we sat up in bed, we hand-fed each other tiny cubes of steak, like you would put on a kabob (skewer)--left over from that night's dinner. VERY romantic!

Then I hand-fed him a vegetable: "Here, honey, have a mushroom with that steak." "Thanks, darling, it tastes delicious, but not as good as YOU taste. Here, let me unfasten that confining garter belt for you so you can move around a little better." "Mmmm, thank you, sweetie, here, those boxers look tight, let me make you more comfortable and just remove them." "Mmm, let me massage that hot little clit a bit, dear. There, do you feel a little better now?" "Mmm, yes, sweetie, that does help relieve the stress and tension of today. And if I rub that magic lamp of yours, will the big friendly genie appear and play with my lonely kitty-cat?" Desert was the CREAMIEST, for BOTH of us!

Just kidding. But the hand-feeding steak part WAS very romantic.

The spaghetti scene in Lady and the Tramp also comes to mind, maybe because we recently saw 102 Dalmatians where the dalmatians WATCH that scene on TV while their owners enact it for real at a restaurant. Haven't tried that yet.

Anybody know what it is in a box of Kraft macaroni & cheese that gets us both VERY randy after we've split a box for dinner? Do they put vitamin E in it or something? Whatever is in it, it seems to work EVERY time. Or is it just because HE was the one to fix it, that turns me on?

Another good one is Sunday-morning breakfast. Pancakes with chocolate chips in them, topped with strawberries and whipped cream. Eaten leisurely, while in nothing but our robes. Hand-holding, and footsie under the table, while feeding each other forkfuls of pancake.

-- Latina

 

[Expertise]

You two disgust me.

Pancakes...thats just fuckin' sick.

 

[Guest]