sexually frustrated club

[paganangel]

feels like i haven't gotten laid in millenia. i'm tense and hard and ... well... frustrated.

 

[amelia]

your box is FULL!! how can a girl respond to you..if your box is full!

 

[teddybear4play]

And here I was going to bitch because it felt like centuries to me.

You've got it way worse, dude.

TB4p

 

[scylis]

yeah, well i'm a 6,420 year old virgin.

i found plundering and slaughter took the edge off back in the day.

 

[hogjack]

Eric the Red

...
The Vikings were still poking around the coast of what was to be North America when I last, um... what is this about again?

 

[scylis]

Re: Eric the Red

...
The Vikings were still poking around the coast of what was to be North America when I last, um... what is this about again?

not getting poon tang.

 

[Nora]

Re: Eric the Red

...
The Vikings were still poking around the coast of what was to be North America when I last, um... what is this about again?

oh yeah? Well my last lover was recently uncovered by an archeological expidition. Unfortunately when they thawed him out of the glacier they snapped off his..uh. nm. you know.

 

[paganangel]

yeah, well i'm a 6,420 year old virgin.

i found plundering and slaughter took the edge off back in the day.

hey, at least you don't knowwhat you're missing.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Just a hit-and-run for paganangel.

It's been ages, friend. Best to you.

 

[hogjack]

Re: Re: Thawing

oh yeah? Well my last lover was recently uncovered by an archeological expidition. Unfortunately when they thawed him out of the glacier they snapped off his..uh. nm. you know.

You should have suggested they only do a partial thawing and kept the, err, well at least part of this ancient man ready for some personalized unthawing.

Talk about a welcome to the 21st century....

 

[hogjack]

Re: Re: Eric the Red

not getting poon tang.

Now I remember. I have a picture in my wallet which I refer to just in case I see any.

 

[paganangel]

Just a hit-and-run for paganangel.

It's been ages, friend. Best to you.

thanks risia....now about hittin' it...!

 

[NightFlier]

Y'know how in porn sometimes there's a woman and a man. It's what their doing. If I remember correctly.

 

[teddybear4play]

Y'know how in porn sometimes there's a woman and a man. It's what their doing. If I remember correctly.

So what's the donkey for??

TB4p

 

[NightFlier]

So what's the donkey for??

TB4p

The midgets rode him in.

 

[scylis]

hey, at least you don't knowwhat you're missing.

i fail to see how not knowing the tender touch of another human being for nearly 6,500 years is better than having a long "dry spell."

 

[Lost Cause]

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis..

There was an age undreamed of, and unto this, Lost Cause last had sex, with a live human! (sea monkeys don't count!)

 

[SpiceCake]

not getting any

Damn glad to see that I'm not the only one!

 

[Backyard sweaty]

Well first

I had to first look up what sex was which led me to sexual intercourse which then led me to my diary:

Date: 1799
1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis.

I had forgotten. Thank you very much!!! Now look what you've done.

 

[KnightWing]

Re: not getting any

Damn glad to see that I'm not the only one!

Good morning cutie... like I said,,,, too bad you're not a little closer!!!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

I'm not getting any either... but it's totally by choice right now

 

[SpiceCake]

Re: Re: not getting any

Good morning cutie... like I said,,,, too bad you're not a little closer!!!

Mmmmmmm - dang that's the closest I've gotten to getting any in a month! I think I just had an orgasm!

 

[KnightWing]

Re: Re: Re: not getting any

Mmmmmmm - dang that's the closest I've gotten to getting any in a month! I think I just had an orgasm!

Ok,,, I'll be gentle, then rough, then gentle!!! Oh,,, sorry.

 

[silken_mystery]

I'm not getting any either... but it's totally by choice right now

I'm with you on that one Willing and Unsure ... completely by choice ... or is it conscience... hmmmm tough one...

 

[SpiceCake]

Re: Re: Re: Re: not getting any

Ok,,, I'll be gentle, then rough, then gentle!!! Oh,,, sorry.

Promises, promises! Vrooooom! I like it rough! No, wait, I like it gentle! Aw hell - I just like it!