Edensgarden
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LMAO
think he salutes when it is...*ahem*... blown that is.
Maybe I'll booby trap him and then perform a frontal assault in his fatigues.
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LMAO
think he salutes when it is...*ahem*... blown that is.
Maybe I'll booby trap him and then perform a frontal assault in his fatigues.
I think I'd prefer him to perform the frontal assault. [laughs]

Good point....but if he is a good shot...I may prefer him to assault me with his rifle and empty his load into my wet chamber.![]()
BWAHAHAHA
As long as he doesn't misfire, I would be more than happy to help him with target practice.
edited to say:
Okay that came out all kinds of wrong!!
That came out all kinds of wrong? Are you saying you misfired?![]()

[laughs] Yep. You win! You are General Schwartzgarden.![]()


You girls are punny (see what I did there?).

I know how you are.....You just want to play with our words too.
Hi Mr. Adorable!![]()
Oh he is many things... but Adorable? Really?
Oh he is many things... but Adorable? Really?
I have a thing for sticky men....
Jealous much.
Ahh...they tend to leaf me a bit unsatisfied
You wish. I am so over you. Constantly demanding attention. Constantly drawing attention to yourself.
Yeah....That wood bother me too.
Yeah, I'm thinking of branching out and trying new things.
Maybe try to kindle a new relationship?
maybe. But right now I need to log off. ha ha!!
I've studied a considerable amount of races over my life and have discovered a new stereotype.
Women who are white, black, Asian, Hispanic, or Middle Eastern do not want to have sex with me....