Sexual Slang - I'm intrigued

[VanB]

I was thinking (yeah, I know it's dangerous) what sexual slang words or phrases do you people know - especially those that might not be mainstream?

I heard a phrase that was new to me recently and used to describe two guys with one woman............. "Spit Roast" (use your imagination).

So educate this poor, naive guy from the UK

 

[T.H. Oughts]

So if I told you that you "rock my socks"... would you know what I mean

 

[perks]

punani= pussy

 

[Cath!]

taint

that piece of skin that taint pussy and it taint ass...

 

[lilminx]

Perky- I was going to say that! Paganangel loves that word.


Hmmm..... what's another one?

Poontang= pussy.

 

[VanB]

So if I told you that you "rock my socks"... would you know what I mean

Nah! Is that some strange Kiwi ritual?

Here's one I love - "pink velvet sausage pocket"=pussy

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Nah! Is that some strange Kiwi ritual?

It would mean you have my head in a spin and you make me soooooo horny, lol

 

[perks]

Perky- I was going to say that! Paganangel loves that word.


Hmmm..... what's another one?

Poontang= pussy.

<grin> I'll have to keep that in mind when I write poetry for my visit to NY in march

 

[Cath!]

It would mean you have my head in a spin and you make me soooooo horny, lol

He does have that effect doesn't he?

Almost makes me feel like I may cream my jeans.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

"You got a Poontang baby" does not sound quite right somehow??? Sounds like a baby needs its diaper changed

 

[T.H. Oughts]

He does have that effect doesn't he?

Almost makes me feel like I may cream my jeans.

 

[VanB]

Now then, ladies how about "purple headed custard chucker"= dick!

BTW I love taint !

 

[perks]

man in the boat......hehhee paddle my canoe baby
man in the boat=clitoris

 

[The Squid King]

smash= verb, to engage in sexual intercourse.

gam= pronounced jam, verb, to engage in sexual intercourse

flashbox (or flashboxing)= ,when a female lets a male know she is interested in sexual relations with him

trim=pussy

loose trim= easy pussy

I got more but those are some of the more obscure ones.

 

[patient1]

"You got a Poontang baby" does not sound quite right somehow??? Sounds like a baby needs its diaper changed

LMAO

 

[T.H. Oughts]

man in the boat=clitoris

That one comes from a Cosmopoliton mag article from the 70's I think.

Ok Van, what is taint. Is it the same as I also like the tother

 

[lilminx]

"You got a Poontang baby" does not sound quite right somehow??? Sounds like a baby needs its diaper changed

No, you have to say (guy), "I'm gonna go out and get me some poontang".


Another one:
Chow box= going down on a woman

 

[Cath!]

Now then, ladies how about "purple headed custard chucker"= dick!

BTW I love taint !

that one sounds like a scary overgrown plant!

mm...and if you love taint...then we will get along just peachy!!

(from my first post in this thread....taint = that piece of skin that taint pussy and it taint ass...)

 

[VanB]

No, you have to say (guy), "I'm gonna go out and get me some poontang".


Another one:
Chow box= going down on a woman

Chow box? lilminx - great passtime!

How'bout yodel up the valley (think it's usually used for woman on woman but not sure)

 

[MidnightsBlue]

Wake Up Call =
Waking up in the middle of the night with the hard on of your life. You then turn to your fast asleep partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion. The clincher to performing a wake up call is to act like nothing of the sort happened in the morning. E.g. "Sweetheart, what's that on your back?"

 

[Bindii]

I heard a phrase that was new to me recently and used to describe two guys with one woman............. "Spit Roast" (use your imagination).

So educate this poor, naive guy from the UK

Two guys and one woman (in middle) = Double adaptor. Its an old one but it still makes me giggle.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Wake Up Call =
You then turn to your fast asleep partner and dry fuck her ass into oblivion.

Bootie Call = not to be mixed up with a kick in the ass

 

[Cath!]

pie-eating=lesbian sex

 

[Guest]

How about," choking your chicken" =Jackin off

Fabuluous Honey Pot= pussy

Muff diving=eating pussy

Cornholing= ass fuckin

Browneye=tiny puckered ass-hole

Rim job=licking someone's asshole

~~~HotManure~~~

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Browneye=tiny puckered ass-hole

They call that "peaches".... why does Lobito's av come to mind, lol