Sexual Resume

[AbsintheMindedDeviant]

Alright, I got this idea from a minor tangent I accidentally started in another thread. Let’s get creative here…

How can you turn your sexual experience into resume bullets that will help get you that special position?

Example:
I have successfully used pick up lines to seal the deal for multiple one night stands.
OR
An experienced salesman who has ensured that numerous initially uninterested parties became satisfied customers.

 

[Indie]

Can cum multiple times in an hour.
OR
Is a highly efficient, valuable asset to any work place.

 

[MeetMyNeeds_IWillMeetYours]

I'm bumping this because it's cute

 

[Taegul]

Do I have to put references on the resume? That might get awkward, ya know?

 

[MeetMyNeeds_IWillMeetYours]

Do I have to put references on the resume? That might get awkward, ya know?

Hey, you gotta do what it takes to get the position

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

"Able to use all of the positions in the Kama Sutra"

Or

"Highly flexible and capable of perfoming in any available position"

 

[PersonalFavors]

High proficiency to complete tasks, Sets goals to maximize abilities in high profile environments.

Can work independently without supervision

Works well in teams. Assists co-conspirators solve problems while completing own projects.

Very outgoing, Can handle many projects at one time. Always willing to learn new ideas and how he can enhance new environments.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Knows how to close the deal.
Able to service multiple accounts.
High customer satisfaction ratings.

 

[Lady2020]

Cock worshipping, but I repeat myself. Forgive an old broad.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Can't imagine that resume not getting you a job, double entendre intended.

 

[sallysparrow23]

• Self-employed and independent, but also a team player
  • Experience with leading and working with groups
• Undertook lengthy self-study prior to entering the field to ensure full partner satisfaction
• Works well with people underneath or above me
• Skilled in a variety of roles and positions
• Aims to please others
• Adept at research: will incorporate cutting edge, new technology or methodologies.
• Focused on investigating client needs before implementation

 

[Taegul]

• Self-employed and independent, but also a team player
  • Experience with leading and working with groups
• Undertook lengthy self-study prior to entering the field to ensure full partner satisfaction
• Works well with people underneath or above me
• Skilled in a variety of roles and positions
• Aims to please others
• Adept at research: will incorporate cutting edge, new technology or methodologies.
• Focused on investigating client needs before implementation

"Congratulations! You've made it to the interview round."

Hmm, I'm suddenly getting some story ideas...

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Motivated self-starter.

If you know what I'm saying.

 

[JackKingOff]

* Successfully negotiated many deals with high ranking officers who had better deals.
*Has managed to conceal many messy situations
*Hands on approach favored but willing to what ever method required.
*Loaded countless torpedos into launching tubes
*Ability to get out of sticky situations