Sexual problems?

[vpghr20]

So, hi, I'm brand new here. I'm a 20 year old college girl with some questions that no one can seem to answer.

I may be the most sexual person I know. I love masturbating and I think about sex almost constantly. I read lit and watch porn daily. But... I hate sex.

I lost my virginity at 17 and have had 7 partners since... and every single one disappointed me.

All I ever do is fantasize about mind-blowing sex, but I can't even find someone I can tolerate having sex with.

Help?

 

[sunandshadow]

Because different people like different things, it's difficult for a new partner to guess what you will like. Some of them are teachable and will improve as they learn what you like, and you can coax them into sharing their own fantasies and fetishes. But besides that, you could describe specifically what you have been disappointed by. This isn't actually the right forum though - How To would have gotten you more polite and helpful responses and less trolling.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

another alt..

 

[dolf]

maybe you need more intimacy, more feelings towards the person you're with.

maybe the people you're choosing are just lame in bed.

maybe you have a repressed history of childhood, sexual abuse.

 

[zimy]

You should require the boys to lick your pussy first until you cum. Then they can claim the prize

 

[dolf]

 

[tactful]

I sense this thread might turn out very, very good, or, very, very bad, for some lucky GBer.

 

[sweepthefloor]

maybe you need more intimacy, more feelings towards the person you're with.

maybe the people you're choosing are just lame in bed.

maybe you have a repressed history of childhood, sexual abuse.

Your picture smells like lavender and violet gum. It is so pretty.

 

[dolf]

violet is my happy smell

 

[sweepthefloor]

violet is my happy smell

What is the name of that perfume again? I forgot.

 

[Tryharder62]

Let's just say it. When you fantasize you are having everything exactly the way you want it. Plus if you are masterbating you know exactly where it feels the best and what you need in order to cum. You have to take time to let a lover know these things. Finding out those things can be fun though. I think you just need to stop measuring your lovers against fantasy unless you invite them to share!

 

[sweepthefloor]

All I ever do is fantasize about mind-blowing sex, but I can't even find someone I can tolerate having sex with.

Help?

Just pretend they aren't there.

 

[hogjack]

I am a 20-year-old college girl who does hooker work on the side.

Please PM me because we have a lot in common.

 

[hogjack]

So, hi, I'm brand new here. I'm a 20 year old college girl with some questions that no one can seem to answer.

I may be the most sexual person I know. I love masturbating and I think about sex almost constantly. I read lit and watch porn daily. But... I hate sex.

I lost my virginity at 17 and have had 7 partners since... and every single one disappointed me.

All I ever do is fantasize about mind-blowing sex, but I can't even find someone I can tolerate having sex with.

Help?

Dude, your phishing expedition will work - trust me there are a lot of dolts who post on this site - but throw in some "LOLs" and perhaps include an image so the mouth-breathers will have something to help them along, so to speak.

Otherwise this is an excellent effort! Every "20-year-old college girl" is super-horny [porn, masturbation, multiple-sex partners, constantly fantasizing] and we know they cannot possibly meet anyone on a college campus so Lit is the best outlet to find like-minded soul-mates.

Can we get to the part with the webcam link? I am so hot and ready to watch!

 

[neci]

practice more with senior citizens, and stay away from 20 year old hookers.

 

[hogjack]

Let's just say it. When you fantasize you are having everything exactly the way you want it. Plus if you are masterbating you know exactly where it feels the best and what you need in order to cum. You have to take time to let a lover know these things. Finding out those things can be fun though. I think you just need to stop measuring your lovers against fantasy unless you invite them to share!

You spelled "masterbating" like a horny illiterate.

This is a dude. Wake the fuck up.

 

[hogjack]

practice more with senior citizens, and stay away from 20 year old hookers.

Get out of my turf. We 20-year-old hookers need love, too.

 

[neci]

Get out of my turf. We 20-year-old hookers need love, too.

you're mistaking love for a twenty and a sloppy mouth. not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[dolf]

What is the name of that perfume again? I forgot.

insolence.

 

[Adre]

Fuck yourself.

 

[hogjack]

you're mistaking love for a twenty and a sloppy mouth. not that there's anything wrong with that.

Love is NOT a twenty.

Love is two crisp one-hundred dollar bills, mouthwash, a hot shower and regular STD testing.

 

[zimy]

I think 3/4 of this forum is horny "dudes" pretending to be horny women

 

[islandman]

Maybe you're really bad at sex.

Which, at 17, is so very unfortunate because it won't get better.

And then you'll die.

 

[hogjack]

Maybe you're really bad at sex.

Which, at 17, is so very unfortunate because it won't get better.

And then you'll die.

This is a very negative perspective.

A person bad at sex at 17 will not necessarily remain sexually inept for the rest of his, her or its life. There are many tools [insert vibrator joke] available to help people improve not to mention input from a partner or, better yet, partners.

I was terrible at sex early on but have improved to "semi-competent" if one is to believe Laney of Speedway's second shift at the Lexington, KY location.

 

[islandman]

This is a very negative perspective.

A person bad at sex at 17 will not necessarily remain sexually inept for the rest of his, her or its life. There are many tools [insert vibrator joke] available to help people improve not to mention input from a partner or, better yet, partners.

I was terrible at sex early on but have improved to "semi-competent" if one is to believe Laney of Speedway's second shift at the Lexington, KY location.

Laney is a liar.

His mother, who services me regularly, told me so.