sexiest thing you ever answered the door in

For me, it was my business suit attire that I wear when I was directing funerals. o_O

So basically a pencil skirt, blouse and jacket. *Shrug*
 
Hahaha !!!

I have a new entry to add, from this morning. I had talked on the phone to my bf and he said he was coming home for an early lunch. I decided to give him a really big surprise and so I stripped completely naked, put my hair in pigtails and got a dum dum sucker and waited until I heard him knock on the door. I thought he must have forgotten his key, so I put the sucker in my mouth and swung the door open while saying omg fuck me I want you in me so bad!!! I then proceeded to turn so incredibly bright red as the UPS guy said I don't know if I have enough time!!

He was probably coming in his pants while he said that !!
 
Naked

I had Jehovah Witnesses come to the door while sleeping. I knew who it was and had enough of their interruptions so answered the door completely naked. it was three women who never said a word and never came back again. So it worked.
 
The fine skin the Mother Goddess Nature gave me. The pizza delivery boy was stunned, but he said the tip I gave him was his best ever.

Naughty Jena
 
close encounter

there was a time when I was waiting for the wife to come home so I decided to strip down butt naked and surprise her well my daughter "who was in H.S at the time" and her friends arrived first. I streaked up the stairs I think my daughter saw my ass fly by.lol
 
I know it's an old thread but I'm also very sure some of you have new stories to tell. So again, what's the skimpiest or kinkiest thing you've answered the door in, and what was the reaction?
 
Boxer speedos from the pool. Wifes friend there...she caught herself checking the package....I teased her all day....she stayed for some reason
 
I know it's an old thread but I'm also very sure some of you have new stories to tell. So again, what's the skimpiest or kinkiest thing you've answered the door in, and what was the reaction?

I was living in a new apartment. It was 1 a.m. I am half asleep. Suddenly there was a loud banging at my door. I answered the door in my robe. The cop starts yellin at me about the couple across the hall from me the INSTANT I open the door. I yelled I have been here less than a week I didn't even know anyone was in there!

Cop looks me up and down says: Well, ok then... and walks off. lol
 
Door

I answered the door in a button down shirt and panties I was expecting my boyfriend at the time .... But it ended up being my neighbor
 
socks, sweatpants, and a hoodie with the hood pulled over my head and the drawstrings pulled as much as possible so there was only a tiny opening for me to see through. i tripped on the way to the door because of my limited visibility.
 
This is true story, happened a long long time ago. We were living in the country at the time, an old farm house. In the middle of the night I heard our dog going crazy. I figured it was some nocturnal animals. I went down stairs to the back door that he was Barking at and turned on the light and opened the door only to find a gorgeous blonde standing there. I was completely and totally naked.
I think I screamed lol. Quickly found a coat, and asked what she needed. It seems her and her boyfriend, who was standing 20 paces behind her, we're stuck in the mud on an old farm road. I'm sure they had been down the road in the middle of the night for more than a car ride.

I let her use the phone, but I'm sure she was as startled and embarrassed as me.

Just for the record I don't think this really constitutes "most sexy". But it is a great story to tell over cocktails
 
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