sexiest thing you ever answered the door in

[vibes]

Ha this is a good thread. Mine was a skimpy nightdress as I expected my then boyfriend as I'd 'summonsed' him to give me some morning fun. When I answered the door it was the postman with a parcel.

erm ... you didn't have him ring twice did you?

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[Davey130]

The sexiest thing I have answered the door in was pair of boxers. Really not impressive, but I have some fantasies....

 

[hisSLUTwife]

I had a religous faction coming by and waking me up while I was working night shift so I went to the door how I sleep,naked with my 40 S&W in my hand and they have not been back since. the ladies could not get off my porch fast enough. that was two summers ago.

a twist on that... about 3 years ago a certain religious group had woke me up a couple times within a month. i answered the door the same way, completely nude, no gun, but completely nude. little did i know my husband had told his brother he could come over and use our computer. we are alot closer now.

 

[Guest]

well

Gibberish

 

[pedicur8her]

A thigh-length silk bathrobe. My mail carrier was impressed (she and I have since dated) ...

 

[Guttergoddess]

Didn't precisely answer the door...knew my BF was coming over, so I slipped a ribbon around my neck...and had nothing else on. knelt on the floor facing away from the door just inside it. Leaned forward so he had a nice view of my ass. Let the ribbon trail down my back and between my ass cheeks.....

Let's just say those concert tickets never got used.

 

[Wife of Bath]

One of his dress shirts, heels, and black lace boyshorts (I was getting dressed for the evening)

Much to my chagrin, the Girl Scouts were not quite as receptive as he would have been.

 

[pedicur8her]

Didn't precisely answer the door...knew my BF was coming over, so I slipped a ribbon around my neck...and had nothing else on. knelt on the floor facing away from the door just inside it. Leaned forward so he had a nice view of my ass. Let the ribbon trail down my back and between my ass cheeks.....

Let's just say those concert tickets never got used.

I'll say ...

 

[sexphene1]

this thread is great... oh and for me just a wife beater and boxers. i looked around for shorts but nothing. it was just fedex, i know he wasnt impressed haha

 

[pedicur8her]

One of his dress shirts, heels, and black lace boyshorts (I was getting dressed for the evening)

Much to my chagrin, the Girl Scouts were not quite as receptive as he would have been.

What a lovely mental picture. I would have offered more than cookies ...

 

[cherise97camaro]

.....

 

[Guest]

Gibberish

 

[jaga7337]

black stocking and garters set,dark blue panties and matching bra,,,i love teasing pizza delivery guys,fed ex guys,etc.

 

[julybaby04]

....in college... my studio apartment's water heater broke in the middle of the night....it flooded my room...but I was asleep and didnt know it. The water apparently ran out, under my door, into the parking lot.

So at about 2 am....a knock at my door....2 policeman there to find out about the water. Me, in my purple short night slip....(they suggested I might want to put some clothes on.

I guess, had I been more awake and not wondering why I was standing in water, I would have cared that I wasnt very dressed....

 

[MisticJade]

I was watching tv w/ my friends and we ordered pizza. I was only wearing a cut off shirt and my white thong when I answered the door.

 

[cadman7777]

I'm thinking I need to sell the business and sell somethin door-to-door...like the good old days

 

[Guest]

Gibberish

 

[cadman7777]

And if I knew it was you at the door I'd answer wearing pearls and a smile.

if you answered I wouldn't wait to be invited in

 

[laid_back_sally]

Dressed up as a schoolgirl...hair in pigtails...stockings and cleavage busting out....I thought it was a friend as we were going to a fancy dress party...it was a neighbor wanting to know if a parcel had been left at our house lol

 

[Wife of Bath]

I have a new entry to add, from this morning. I had talked on the phone to my bf and he said he was coming home for an early lunch. I decided to give him a really big surprise and so I stripped completely naked, put my hair in pigtails and got a dum dum sucker and waited until I heard him knock on the door. I thought he must have forgotten his key, so I put the sucker in my mouth and swung the door open while saying omg fuck me I want you in me so bad!!! I then proceeded to turn so incredibly bright red as the UPS guy said I don't know if I have enough time!!

Lol!! So awesomely brutal.

 

[rick15672]

I think this is the first time in my life I wished I was a pizza delivery guy

 

[avvikande]

Didn't answer in it, but ended up that way.

We were having a birthday party for a friend of mine, and a dozen or so ladies were over... mid twenties crowd. We ordered pizza and the moment we opened the door for him we all jacked up our shirts and showed him our naked tits.

What happened after the pizza guy left was the more interesting part.

 

[aussiefan]

slight variation

working in a hotel serving room service breakfast

Door opened to my knock with an absolute goddess holding a sheet around her, long blond hair with that dishevelled just got out of bed look. the sunlight from the window was streaming through the window behind her and framing her smiling at me, desperately holding the sheet and taking her breakfast.

A picture I will never forget.

 

[wild-thing]

Didn't answer in it, but ended up that way.

We were having a birthday party for a friend of mine, and a dozen or so ladies were over... mid twenties crowd. We ordered pizza and the moment we opened the door for him we all jacked up our shirts and showed him our naked tits.

What happened after the pizza guy left was the more interesting part.

You can't keep us hanging on that one, spill the story baby! Please.

 

[vibes]

What happened after the pizza guy left was the more interesting part.

I've checked: you haven't opened a new thread on this, in case you didn't want to go off topic, so ... shoot it